PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Vikingur Ragnarsson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Vikingur Ragnarsson is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Dickus
vs
Ragnarsson

188 cm
25
240 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

180 cm
25
215 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Great elbows
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Vikingur Ragnarsson!
The judges for this bout are Winston Alpacca, Bart Greer and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Ragnarsson's head but Ragnarsson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ragnarsson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Dickus counters with a stiff right hand.
Dickus throws out a loose jab but Ragnarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
Ragnarsson slips a straight right by Dickus.
Ragnarsson is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Dickus throws a lazy right hand but Ragnarsson sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Dickus tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Ragnarsson was well out of range. Poor timing from Dickus.
Dickus swings widly with a right hand
enabling Ragnarsson to counter with a crisp jab.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus throws a shot to the body.
Dickus lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Dickus.
Ragnarsson misses with a lunging right hand
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ragnarsson doesn't manage to clinch there - Dickus circles away.
Dickus misses with a straight right.
Ragnarsson takes a swing at Dickus's ribcage but misses.
Dickus throws a body shot but no joy.

Ragnarsson moves into the clinch.
Ragnarsson pushes off an throws an elbow but Dickus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Ragnarsson tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Ragnarsson misses with a punch to the body.
Nice elbow from Ragnarsson.
Dickus definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
Dickus dodges an elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
Dickus working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson.

It looks like Biggus Dickus has been cut.
Ragnarsson will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Dickus up against the cage.
Ragnarsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ragnarsson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Ragnarsson misses with a short punch on the inside.
Dickus looking to slow down the pace here.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dickus.
Dickus is trying to force a seperation but Ragnarsson has the dominant position.
Ragnarsson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Ragnarsson as Dickus tries to tie him up.
Ragnarsson misses with an elbow over the top.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ragnarsson is stalling here.
Ragnarsson tries to work over Dickus's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Ragnarsson lands an elbow inside that Dickus shrugs off.
Ragnarsson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ragnarsson throws an elbow but it misses.
Dickus avoiding damage.
Ragnarsson working aggressively here.
Ragnarsson works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Nice elbow from Ragnarsson.
Dickus struggles to land a body shot inside as Ragnarsson controls his hands.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Ragnarsson.

Dickus pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
A slow jab from Dickus misses its intended target.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook.
Ragnarsson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Dickus throws out the jab.
Dickus needs to keep his hands up - Ragnarsson had a free shot at his head there.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Ragnarsson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus throws a hook but Ragnarsson blocks it.
Ragnarsson looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Ragnarsson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Dickus manages to avoid it.
Ragnarsson avoids the body shot from Dickus.
Ragnarsson appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Vikingur Ragnarsson will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Ragnarsson throws a poor cross that misses
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
Dickus throws a hook but Ragnarsson avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson throws a hook to the side of Dickus's head but Dickus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Ragnarsson tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Dickus manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Ragnarsson throws a hook but Dickus avoids it easily.
Ragnarsson doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Ragnarsson thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Ragnarsson looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickus looks to score with a jab to the body but Ragnarsson is just out of range.
Ragnarsson avoids a lazy jab quite easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickus lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
A jab from Dickus does it's job there.
Dickus with a jab.
Dickus rushes in with a sloppy looking punch

and Ragnarsson holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Ragnarsson, against the cage.
Ragnarsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Dickus throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Ragnarssons head.
Dickus avoids a wild elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
A shot in the inside from Dickus.
With the fighters up against the cage, Ragnarsson throws an elbow but misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus takes an elbow to the forehead.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus is trying to maintain a safe position but Ragnarsson gets an underhook and turns Dickus into the cage.
Dickus takes an elbow to the forehead.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Dickus.
Ragnarsson leaning his opponent against the cage.
Ragnarsson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ragnarsson misses with an elbow over the top.
Dickus lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Ragnarsson leaning against his opponent.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Ragnarsson misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Ragnarsson fails to land.
Ragnarsson lands a damaging elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ragnarsson lands a left hand that snaps the head of Dickus backwards.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike from Ragnarsson.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow.
Dickus is trying to break free.
Dickus wants to stall.
Ragnarsson comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Dickus throws a head punch that misses.
Dickus lands with a left to the head.
Dickus scores with a shoulder strike.
Ragnarsson lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
Ragnarsson is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Ragnarsson.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Dickus lands a right hand that snaps the head of Ragnarsson backwards.
Ragnarsson effectively controlling the action here.
Ragnarsson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ragnarsson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Dickus swings wildly with an uppercut but Ragnarsson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Ragnarsson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Ragnarsson doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Dickus.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Dickus.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Ragnarsson, against the cage.
Ragnarsson throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ragnarsson misses with a body punch.
Ragnarsson misses with a hook to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Biggus Dickus's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

Ragnarsson misses with a right hand
and Dickus counters with a nice uppercut.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Ragnarsson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Ragnarsson closes the distance but Dickus moves to the side
and Dickus connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nice defenses there by Ragnarsson.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Ragnarsson.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ragnarsson throws a shot from downtown. Dickus moves away and avoids it.
Dickus swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Dickus dips to his left and cracks Ragnarsson with an uppercut!

It looks like Vikingur Ragnarsson has been cut.
Dickus looks to land a right hand but Ragnarsson moved out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus lands a jab to the nose.
Dickus throws a jab but it's blocked by Ragnarsson.
Ragnarsson looks to clinch
enabling Dickus to counter with a crisp jab.

Ragnarsson is rocked!
Ragnarsson gets caught by a big overhand right and goes down! Dickus gets on top of him and starts throwing some serious punches until the ref intervenes and stops the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biggus Dickus!