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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Captain Wrestlefuck (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Seth Rollins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Good chin |
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BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Captain Wrestlefuck!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Seth Rollins!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Richard Clark and William Gold.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wrestlefuck fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Wrestlefuck defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Rollins.
Wrestlefuck digs a good body shot into Rollins's ribs.
Wrestlefuck lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Wrestlefuck with a nice cross.
Wrestlefuck misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Wrestlefuck leaves Rollins with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Rollins wants to clinch up but Wrestlefuck keeps it at a distance.
Wrestlefuck lands with a nice combination. Rollins backs away looking to recover.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Rollins closes the distance but Wrestlefuck moves to the side
and Wrestlefuck counters with a one-two to the body.
Rollins fails with a takedown attempt.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seth Rollins.
Wrestlefuck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rollins moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Rollins drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Wrestlefuck closes the distance and clinches.
Wrestlefuck throws a punch but it's blocked by Rollins.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands with a short shot to the head.
Wrestlefuck makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Wrestlefuck scores with a shot to the side of Rollins's head.
Wrestlefuck lands with a light punch inside.
Rollins jumps guard but Wrestlefuck stands there with Rollins around his waist. Rollins gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Rollins backwards.
Rollins has managed to pull guard. Let's see whether he can work an aggressive guard. It will also be interesting to see what tactics Wrestlefuck uses from the top position.
Rollins being controlled here, momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Wrestlefuck might be looking to lock onto one of his opponent's long limbs for a submission, whilst we're on the ground.
Wrestlefuck is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Wrestlefuck stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Rollins swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Wrestlefuck slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Rollins moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Wrestlefuck lands with a good body shot.
Wrestlefuck lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Wrestlefuck misses with a double jab.
Rollins tries to keep at a distance but Wrestlefuck has taken the fight into the clinch.
Rollins is trying to pull guard but Wrestlefuck has him pressed against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Wrestlefuck lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rollins backwards.
Rollins looks winded!
Wrestlefuck lands a hook that snaps the head of Rollins backwards.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Wrestlefuck tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Wrestlefuck lands an uppercut.
Wrestlefuck lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Stalling in the clinch from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Wrestlefuck pushes Rollins back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck swings wildly with an uppercut but Rollins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Rollins misses with a knee to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Wrestlefuck connects with a body shot.
Wrestlefuck digs a good body shot into Rollins's ribs.
Rollins slips a jab and a cross from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck cracks Rollins with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Wrestlefuck lands with a shot to the body.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Wrestlefuck lands with a cross.
Rollins uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Rollins moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Rollins misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Rollins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wrestlefuck pinned against the cage. Wrestlefuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Wrestlefuck scores with a nice head shot.
Wrestlefuck is looking light on his feet compared to last time was saw him fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck scores with a takedown into Rollins's guard.
Wrestlefuck tries to free his leg and advance position but Rollins is retaining full guard.
Wrestlefuck controlling from the top position.
Wrestlefuck tries to free his leg and advance position but Rollins is retaining full guard.
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck continues to stall.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Rollins with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Wrestlefuck to score with a decent uppercut.
Rollins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Captain Wrestlefuck is winning the standup battle so far.
Rollins shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Wrestlefuck pinned against the cage. Wrestlefuck gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Captain Wrestlefuck has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Seth Rollins.
Rollins is breathing heavily.
Wrestlefuck gets a takedown into half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Rollins trying to control here.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
Rollins is trying to maintain the position but Wrestlefuck is very close to passing his half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Wrestlefuck content to control rather than advance.
Rollins is trying to stand back up but Wrestlefuck is controlling him
Wrestlefuck seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Wrestlefuck's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Wrestlefuck misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Rollins changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wrestlefuck tries to avoid it but Rollins manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wrestlefuck to the ground. Wrestlefuck escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Wrestlefuck lands a nice hook to Rollins's body. Rollins takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Wrestlefuck connects with a right hand. Rollins shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Captain Wrestlefuck dominated that second round.
That's time! Wrestlefuck's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Wrestlefuck darts in and clinches Rollins up against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Wrestlefuck scores with a nice short uppercut.
Captain Wrestlefuck has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Rollins's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
A head kick by Rollins misses
and Wrestlefuck counters with a straight right hand.
Rollins dives in for a single leg takedown but Wrestlefuck sprawls and the fighters end up clinched against the cage.
A left and a right from Wrestlefuck both land. Nice combination.
Wrestlefuck lands a two punch combo.
Wrestlefuck shoots in and gets a takedown into Rollins's guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Wrestlefuck stays in close to Rollins's body and controls the position.
Rollins keeping full guard, as Wrestlefuck tries to pass.
Wrestlefuck has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Wrestlefuck controls from within his opponent's guard.
Rollins looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Rollins takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Rollins trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Wrestlefuck seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
This is a sustained period of stalling by Wrestlefuck.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Wrestlefuck lands with a nice combination. Rollins backs away looking to recover.
Rollins walks into a straight right hand from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck tests Rollins's chin there with a solid looking shot.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Rollins is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Wrestlefuck.
Rollins takes one on the button.
Wrestlefuck moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Wrestlefuck cracks a nice hook into Rollins's ribs.
Wrestlefuck changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Wrestlefuck lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Wrestlefuck is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Rollins can do to turn this around?
Wrestlefuck fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Wrestlefuck throws a right hand that Rollins ducks under and follows up with a left that Rollins also avoids with ease.
Rollins takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wrestlefuck fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Rollins, pushing him back against the cage.
A short left from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck pressing his opponent against the cage.
Rollins looking to slow down the pace here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands with a left to the head.
A shot in the inside from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Rollinss head.
Rollins has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Wrestlefuck lands with a right to the head.
Wrestlefuck gets through Rollins's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Wrestlefuck lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Wrestlefuck creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Rollins jumps guard but Wrestlefuck turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
Wrestlefuck lands an uppercut.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wrestlefuck lands a right hand.
Wrestlefuck stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Rollins takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A short right from Wrestlefuck.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Wrestlefuck slowing the pace effectively.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Wrestlefuck.
Rollins blocks the elbow strike.
Wrestlefuck lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Wrestlefuck.
Seth Rollins has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Captain Wrestlefuck is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Rollins is rocked!
Wrestlefuck softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
And that's the end of the fight!
Captain Wrestlefuck showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Wrestlefuck has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:24
Judge Richard Clark scores the fight 30:24
Judge William Gold scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Captain Wrestlefuck!
Seth Rollins was interviewed post fight and said 'I think it over'.
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FIGHT
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