PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Anders Valakoiki (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Teezy Ya Beezy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Ya Beezy is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Mobbin. Anders Valakoiki has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Valakoiki
vs
Ya Beezy

175 cm
20
137 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

167 cm
25
134 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Very confident

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Anders Valakoiki!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Teezy Ya Beezy!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Johanna Lukiainen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Ya Beezy has taken the fight to the clinch.
Valakoiki tries for a takedown. No joy.
Valakoiki blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Valakoiki goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Valakoiki drops down looking for an ankle pick but Ya Beezy pulls his leg out and moves away.

Valakoiki moves into range and clinches up with Ya Beezy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ya Beezy is trying to wear down his opponent with knees to the body.
Ya Beezy lands a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Ya Beezy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ya Beezy prevents a takedown attempt there.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anders Valakoiki. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A short uppercut from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy tries a body shot but Valakoiki blocks it.
Valakoiki is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Ya Beezy to keep the fight standing.
Valakoiki takes a knee right on the jaw!
Ya Beezy digs a right hand into Valakoiki's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Valakoiki's gas tank.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ya Beezy pushes off an throws an elbow but Valakoiki leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Valakoiki fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Valakoiki tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Ya Beezy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Ya Beezy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Ya Beezy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Valakoiki.
Ya Beezy scores with a knee to the head.
Ya Beezy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Valakoiki is trying to pull guard but Ya Beezy turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valakoiki fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Valakoiki tries to pull guard but Ya Beezy holds him up against the cage and eventually Valakoiki drops back down to his feet.
Ya Beezy trying to land knees to the body.
Ya Beezy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy lands with a short punch from the clinch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valakoiki jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Ya Beezy walks away with a smile on his face. Valakoiki gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Ya Beezy gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Ya Beezy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A right handed body shot lands from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy throws an elbow that misses.
A shot in the inside from Ya Beezy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Ya Beezy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ya Beezy lands a nice shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Teezy Ya Beezy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Ya Beezy gets a clinch.
Valakoiki is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Ya Beezy to keep the fight standing.
Ya Beezy misses with a punch to the body.
A short left from Ya Beezy.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy misses with an elbow strike.
Ya Beezy has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ya Beezy doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A short uppercut from Ya Beezy.
Teezy Ya Beezy seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hook to the body lands for Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Valakoiki's elbow.
A nice right hand lands inside from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Valakoiki backwards.
Valakoiki misses with a hook to the ribs.
Valakoiki misses with a body punch.
Valakoiki prevents a body shot from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy lands a body punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knees to the body from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy lands a nice shot to the body.
Valakoiki can't find room to land a body shot as Ya Beezy controls the action.
Valakoiki tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Ya Beezy smiles and moves away.
Ya Beezy throws a right and a left that Valakoiki avoids nicely.
A bone on bone clash there as Valakoiki blocks the leg kick.
Valakoiki went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Valakoiki fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anders Valakoiki. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Ya Beezy closes the distance and clinches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valakoiki prevents a body shot from Ya Beezy.
Nice elbow from Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki tries to throw a body punch but Ya Beezy avoids it by throwing Valakoiki back against the cage.
Ya Beezy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Valakoiki backwards.
Ya Beezy tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Valakoiki blocks an elbow strike from Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy digs a right hand underneath Valakoiki's ribcage. Valakoiki let out a lung full of air as it connected.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ya Beezy lands a left hand that snaps the head of Valakoiki backwards.
Ya Beezy tries to throw a body punch but Valakoiki avoids it by throwing Ya Beezy back against the cage.
Valakoiki prevents a body shot from Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki throws a punch but it's blocked by Ya Beezy.
Knees to the body from Ya Beezy.
A right hook to the body lands for Ya Beezy.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki struggles to land a body shot inside as Ya Beezy controls his hands.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Teezy Ya Beezy showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Valakoiki's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Valakoiki fails with a takedown attempt.

Ya Beezy clinches up with Valakoiki and pushes him back against the cage.
Ya Beezy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Ya Beezy tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nice body punch from Ya Beezy - that landed with a thud.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ya Beezy landing knees to the head.
Ya Beezy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ya Beezy landing knees to the head.
Ya Beezy misses with a punch to the body.
Valakoiki tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Ya Beezy's elbow.
A right hook to the body lands for Ya Beezy.
Ya Beezy lands a shoulder strike.
Ya Beezy blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Ya Beezy has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Valakoiki seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Ya Beezy can turn it around.
Ya Beezy lands an uppercut.
Ya Beezy misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Valakoiki.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Ya Beezy lands an elbow inside that Valakoiki shrugs off.
Ya Beezy cracks Valakoiki with a nice body shot.
Ya Beezy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Ya Beezy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Ya Beezy lands a body punch.
Ya Beezy scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Valakoiki tries to pull guard but Ya Beezy forces him back to his feet, against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valakoiki tries to pull guard but Ya Beezy holds him up against the cage and eventually Valakoiki drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Anders Valakoiki. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Ya Beezy is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ya Beezy softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Ya Beezy is working Valakoiki over against the cage.
Ya Beezy scores with a knee to the head.
Valakoiki managing to block the knees to the body from Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki throws a head punch that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short left from Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki blocks a body shot from Ya Beezy.
Valakoiki managing to block the knees to the body from Ya Beezy.
A short right from Ya Beezy on the inside.
Ya Beezy misses with a punch to the body.
Ya Beezy scores with a shoulder strike.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice body punch from Ya Beezy - that landed with a thud.

And that's the end of the fight!
Teezy Ya Beezy comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Ya Beezy has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matti Vanhoillinen scores the fight 24:30
Judge Johanna Lukiainen scores the fight 24:30
Judge Tarja Halkonen scores the fight 24:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Teezy Ya Beezy!
A relieved looking Teezy Ya Beezy thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.