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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Tiny Mcfacepunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Douglas Quaid (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Mcfacepunch's entrance music is Ooh La La. A fine choice. Quaid comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Total Recall kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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275 lbs
18 - 12 - 0 |
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260 lbs
36 - 17 - 1 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Olympic wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
18 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tiny Mcfacepunch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
36 - 17 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Douglas Quaid!
The judges for this bout are George Francis, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Quaid changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Mcfacepunch misses with a low kick.
Mcfacepunch throws a sloppy head kick
and Quaid counters with a straight right hand.
It looks like Tiny Mcfacepunch has been cut.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick that misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Quaid. Mcfacepunch does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick misses from Mcfacepunch.
A jab from Quaid finds it's way through Mcfacepunch's defenses.
Quaid misses with a two punch combination.
It looked like Mcfacepunch wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Mcfacepunch takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Mcfacepunch fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Quaid has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Mcfacepunch looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Quaid is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Mcfacepunch misses with an uppercut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mcfacepunch pivots, looking for a leg kick but Quaid is out of range and Mcfacepunch settles back down.
Mcfacepunch ducks right into an uppercut from Quaid.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is getting worse.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Quaid dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Mcfacepunch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Quaid.
Mcfacepunch uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Quaid.
A slapping leg kick lands for Mcfacepunch.
Mcfacepunch connects with a right hand. Quaid shakes it off.
That kick from Mcfacepunch tenderised Quaid's leg. Quaid is trying to keep his angry face on.
Quaid takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Mcfacepunch fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Mcfacepunch throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Mcfacepunch misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Quaid getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Quaid throws a poor cross that misses
and Mcfacepunch counters with a thumping low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mcfacepunch ducks under a wild hook from Quaid.
Mcfacepunch throwing a counter right hand but Quaid manages to avoid it.
Quaid checks a leg kick.
A thudding body kick lands there by Mcfacepunch!
Quaid swings away with a body shot that misses
and Mcfacepunch cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Mcfacepunch throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Quaid sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Quaid throws a jab but it's blocked by Mcfacepunch.
Quaid looks to land a left hand but Mcfacepunch moved out of range nicely.
Mcfacepunch throws a leg kick that misses.
Quaid throws out a counter right but Mcfacepunch avoids it with no problem.
Tiny Mcfacepunch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Quaid drops Mcfacepunch with a left right combo! Quaid follows him down to the ground into side control.
Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Quaid in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mcfacepunch wants to get back to his feet but Quaid drags him back down.
Quaid cracks Mcfacepunch with a big right hand but Mcfacepunch just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
Jeez, Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tiny Mcfacepunch's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Douglas Quaid!
Douglas Quaid decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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