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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Heinz Doofenshmirtz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dzoko Dzoker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!
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245 lbs
23 - 20 - 1 |
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190 cm
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295 lbs
14 - 17 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
23 - 20 - 1, fighting out of London, Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
14 - 17 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dzoko Dzoker!
The judges for this bout are Illya Tyunina, Igor Prikhodko and Dmitry Maklakov.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doofenshmirtz scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Dzoker takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Doofenshmirtz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Dzoker gets caught napping as Doofenshmirtz dives in and scores a takedown. Dzoker manages to retain guard.
Doofenshmirtz wants to control from the top but Dzoker keeps moving.
Doofenshmirtz missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Doofenshmirtz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Dzoker wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Dzoker working a defensive guard here.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doofenshmirtz stands and throws Dzoker's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Dzoker gets back to half guard.
Doofenshmirtz missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz is keen to just control but Dzoker is a slippery customer.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dzoker taking some punishment here, with Doofenshmirtz in his half guard.
Doofenshmirtz prevents Dzoker from improving his position.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control from half guard but Dzoker is working away.
Dzoker moves into full guard.
Doofenshmirtz is in close to Dzoker's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Dzoker pulls Doofenshmirtz in close to his closed guard and prevents Doofenshmirtz from doing any damage or advancing position.
Dzoker looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz landing with the ground and pound.
Doofenshmirtz throwing strikes but missing.
Doofenshmirtz loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Doofenshmirtz lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Doofenshmirtz advances to half guard.
Doofenshmirtz is trying to control the action in half guard but Dzoker is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Dzoker is looking for a sweep. Doofenshmirtz is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Doofenshmirtz lands strikes from half guard.
Dzoker wants to improve his position but Doofenshmirtz is controlling well.
Doofenshmirtz missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Doofenshmirtz connects with a nice short shot to Dzoker's temple.
It looks like Dzoko Dzoker has been cut.
Doofenshmirtz landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Dzoker is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Doofenshmirtz pulls his head out easily.
Doofenshmirtz is pressing down on Dzoker's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dzoker is holding on for now.
Dzoker makes his way to full guard. A much better position for Dzoker.
Dzoker has momentary wrist control but Doofenshmirtz slips an elbow through the middle.
Doofenshmirtz postures up and lands a big shot to Dzoker's brow.
Dzoker looking for a guillotine here but Doofenshmirtz defends easily.
Doofenshmirtz in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doofenshmirtz trying to control the position from guard on top but Dzoker is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Doofenshmirtz lands a couple of elbows.
The cut above Dzoko Dzoker's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Doofenshmirtz content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
Dzoko Dzoker's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dzoko Dzoker's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Heinz Doofenshmirtz!
Heinz Doofenshmirtz decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Dzoko Dzoker was interviewed post fight and said 'thanks my sponsors and fans'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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