PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Quetzal Montezuma (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Montezuma is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: The Mayan Predator. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Slice
vs
Montezuma

202 cm
21
270 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

193 cm
24
242 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Urban Fighter
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Voodoo Nutrition
KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slice!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Quetzal Montezuma!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Joseph Jones and Franklyn Lucas.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Montezuma lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Slice has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Slice and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Slice tried to counter with a leg kick but Montezuma avoided it.
Slice has been working on his boxing with his coaches at DOG HOUSE!! in the buildup to the fight.
Slice takes a swing at Montezuma's ribcage but misses.
Montezuma appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Slice throws a front kick aimed at Montezuma's knee but Montezuma avoids it well.
Montezuma throws a big shot that misses.
Slice tries to clinch up but Montezuma circles away and keeps his distance.
Slice throws a predictable looking body shot
and Montezuma counters with a nice body shot.
Slice with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Montezuma to score with a decent uppercut.
Slice avoids a kick to the body.
Kimbo Slice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A big right from Slice misses.
Montezuma avoids the body shot from Slice.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Montezuma shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Slice keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Montezuma throws a body shot but no joy.
Montezuma falls off balance throwing a combination
and Montezuma takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Montezuma can pounce on him.
Slice misses with a straight left.
A countering left hand to the body from Montezuma misses.
Montezuma lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Montezuma misses with a body kick.
Montezuma misses with a low kick.
A telegraphed right hand from Slice misses the target.
Slice lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slice lands an overhand right.
Montezuma throws a right hand that Slice ducks under and follows up with a left that Slice also avoids with ease.
Montezuma bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Montezuma scores with a leg kick.
Slice swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Montezuma has time to react.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Slice lands a head shot.
Slice throws an overhand right that lands on Montezuma's shoulder, as Montezuma tries to avoid the shot.
Good work by Montezuma as he checks the leg kick.
A nice side step and Montezuma releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Montezuma tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.

Slice clinches with his opponent.
Montezuma blocks an uppercut.
Slice misses with a short punch on the inside.
Montezuma swings wildly with an uppercut but Slice uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slice has a couple of punches blocked by Montezuma.
Montezuma lands a right hand that snaps the head of Slice backwards.
Still in the clinch, Montezuma scores with a nice short uppercut.
Slice can't find room to land a body shot as Montezuma controls the action.
Montezuma throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Slices head.
Slice misses with a punch on the inside.
Slice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Montezuma misses with a short punch on the inside.
Slice working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Slice avoids the elbow strike from Montezuma, against the cage.
Slice is working Montezuma over against the cage.
Montezuma scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Montezuma can't find room to land a body shot as Slice controls the action.
Montezuma tries a body shot but Slice blocks it.
Montezuma throws a head punch that misses.

Slice escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Slice is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Montezuma lands a body shot.
Montezuma throws a push kick but Slice slaps the foot to one side.
Montezuma blocks a leg kick.
Montezuma tries a quick counter leg kick but Slice is wise to it.
Montezuma misses with an uppercut
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Slice darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Slice lands a lovely overhand right.
Montezuma misses the shot to the body.
Slice appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Montezuma uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Slice.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A swing and a miss from Slice.
Montezuma let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Montezuma scores with a leg kick.
Slice throws a leg kick but Montezuma sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Nice defenses there by Montezuma.
Slice throws a leg kick
and Montezuma counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Montezuma lands a head kick!
Slice throws a hook to the side of Montezuma's head but Montezuma sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Slice throws a big shot that misses.
Slice throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Slice swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Montezuma counters with a good low kick that Slice was not able to check.
Montezuma gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Slice blocks a head kick by Montezuma.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Kimbo Slice will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A telegraphed right hand from Montezuma misses the target.
Slice goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Montezuma tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Slice was well out of range. Poor timing from Montezuma.
Montezuma misses with a body shot.
Slice is looking to counter punch.
Kimbo Slice is winning the standup battle so far.
Montezuma throws a wild body kick that Slice sees coming a mile off.
Slice checks a leg kick.
The fighters circling - Slice throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Slice tries to clinch there but Montezuma circles away.
Good standup being displayed there by Slice as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Montezuma lands a leg kick that knocks Slice off balance momentarily.
Montezuma throws a right hand that Slice ducks under and follows up with a left that Slice also avoids with ease.
A counter left hand to the body from Slice misses its target.
A chopping leg kick lands by Slice.
Slice scores with a decent looking hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Montezuma misses with a lunging right hand
and Slice counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Montezuma throws a leg kick that is checked
and Slice counters with a low kick, right behind Montezuma 's knee.
Montezuma takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Montezuma is clearly looking to counter with head kicks.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slice checks a leg kick.
Montezuma fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Slice.
Montezuma is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Slice rather than just go for the knockout.
Slice throws a jab when Montezuma was well out of range.
Montezuma follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Montezuma displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Slice throws out the jab.
Montezuma replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Slice blocks it well.
Slice lands a jab to the nose.
Montezuma chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Montezuma on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Slice throws a hook but Montezuma blocks it.
Nice defenses there by Montezuma.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice lands an uppercut out of nowhere! Montezuma falls backwards - clearly groggy! Slice dives in and finishes the fight with more strikes for a TKO finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:06 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Kimbo Slice!
Kimbo Slice retains his heavyweight title!