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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sven Hensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jer Bear (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hensen kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Soul Coughing - Super Bon Bon. Bear is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Good Times. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jer Bear was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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274 lbs
12 - 8 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
13 - 14 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
12 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sven Hensen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 14 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Jer Bear!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Yves DeLean and Elvis Blanc.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hensen throws a head kick that misses.
Bear unleashes a big counter combination but Hensen bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bear looks to land a combination. Hensen sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
It looks like Sven Hensen has been cut.
Hensen goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Bear connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Hensen is rocked!
Bear misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bear fails to land with a series of punches.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Hensen lands with a right to the head.
Bear wants the takedown. Hensen is fighting it off but Bear persists and manages to bring the fight to the ground, ending up in Hensen's guard against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bear throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Hensen works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Bear is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Bear landing some decent shots from guard.
Hensen throws his legs up looking to secure a triangle. Oh, that looks pretty tight, I gotta say! Bear escapes and throws Hensen's legs to the side, diving into side control!
Hensen is looking for a sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hensen wants to control but Bear postures up.
Hensen is trying to improve his position.
Bear working the ground and pound from side control.
Oh Hensen is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Bear in side control lands a nice looking series of punches and elbows.
Bear trying to control the action but Hensen is working from the bottom.
Bear in side control, just content to control the action for now.
Hensen tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Bear wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Hensen seems to have got his legs back now.
Hensen parries the strikes from Bear easily there. Bear is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Hensen to escape.
Hensen is looking for a sweep.
Bear lands some shots froms side control.
Bear is looking to take a break and control but Hensen is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hensen tries to buck Bear off but Bear is having none of it.
Hensen on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
Jeez, Sven Hensen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Sven Hensen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jer Bear!
During a confident post fight interview, Jer Bear thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Sven Hensen was interviewed post fight and said 'Fight him again, anytime... ANYWHERE!'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
A | B |
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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