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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Brock Lesnar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Popeye Parsnips (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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280 lbs
5 - 0 - 0 |
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250 lbs
6 - 1 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong |
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Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Heavy handed |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Brock Lesnar!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Popeye Parsnips !
The judges for this bout are Dirk Anderson, Bart Greer and Michael Johnstone.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parsnips slips a jab from Lesnar.
Lesnar has taken the fight to the clinch.
Lesnar tries a body shot but Parsnips blocks it.
Parsnips tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parsnips swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lesnar cracks Parsnips with a nice body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Lesnar fails to land.
Parsnips tries to work over Lesnar's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lesnar misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lesnar tries a body shot but Parsnips blocks it.
Lesnar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Parsnips blocks a body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar scores with a nice hook to the head.
Parsnips misses with a hook to the ribs.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Lesnar.
Parsnips looks winded!
Parsnips tries a body shot but Lesnar blocks it.
Lesnar lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parsnips or not.
Parsnips prevents a body shot from Lesnar.
Lesnar lands a body shot in the clinch.
Lesnar doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A shot in the inside from Lesnar.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lesnar is leaning against Parsnips and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Lesnar lands a right hand that snaps the head of Parsnips backwards.
Lesnar lands a big right hand that drops Parsnips ! The killer instinct kicks in and Lesnar finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Lesnar!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:16 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Brock Lesnar!
After winning the bout, Brock Lesnar thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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