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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wesley Storm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and ron jeremy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Storm might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Why Can't We Be Friends?. ron jeremy told me before the fight that he's been watching a lot of DVDs so let's see if that helps him in this one! I can't wait to find out!
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241 lbs
2 - 1 - 0 |
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240 lbs
0 - 3 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Granite chin |
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Good takedowns
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Wesley Storm!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, ron jeremy!
The judges for this bout are Franklyn Lucas, Columbo Gatti and Bruno Lombardi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Storm shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts jeremy as he jumps to the side.
jeremy with a poor takedown
and Storm counters with a takedown into side control.
Storm grinds an elbow into jeremy's temple.
We're hearing some news coming in from back stage. It's official - jeremy has eaten all the pies!
Storm thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
jeremy tries to improve position but can't.
Storm wants to lay and pray for a moment but jeremy keeps working.
jeremy regains half guard.
jeremy is trying to control but can't.
jeremy wants to get back to full guard.
Storm is sneakily working for an arm triangle but jeremy sees it coming and defends easily.
Storm is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
A shot to de liver by Storm. Beautiful body shot.
That's one minute gone in the round.
jeremy scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Storm is breathing heavily.
jeremy is in a dominant position here, looking for a kimura. Storm looks calm but he's in trouble here. jeremy gets his leg over his opponent's head and yanks on the arm. Storm is tapping like a morse code operator on the titanic! SOS! SOS! jeremy lets go of the hold and Storm can pop his arm back in it's socket.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). ron jeremy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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