PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Frank Brewer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bubba Gumption (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brewer's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gangster's Paradise. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Brewer
vs
Gumption

193 cm
26
240 lbs
14 - 4 - 1

192 cm
24
260 lbs
12 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
World class MT
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Frank Brewer!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bubba Gumption!
The judges for this bout are Bruno Lombardi, Reed Andrews and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brewer tried to score with a low kick but Gumption checks it.
Brewer misses with a body shot.
Gumption throws a lazy body kick
and Brewer counters with a slapping leg kick.
Brewer jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Brewer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Brewer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Gumption doesn't seem bothered though.
Gumption gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Brewer.
We've been informed that Gumption has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Frank Brewer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gumption misses with a kick to the body
and Brewer counters with a right hand to the body.
Brewer wants to land a leg kick but Gumption is out of range.
Gumption walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Brewer checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Gumption tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Brewer was well out of range. Poor timing from Gumption.
Brewer tried to score with a low kick but Gumption checks it.
Brewer scores with a push kick.
Brewer throws a leg kick but Gumption sees it coming and moves out of range.
Brewer looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Gumption tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Donk. Gumption catches Brewer right on the button with a cross.
Brewer checks the leg kick.
Brewer sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gumption takes a jab right on the kisser.
Brewer fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Gumption ducks under a wild hook from Brewer.
Brewer on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Brewer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Brewer throws a head kick that misses.
Gumption misses with a left hand
and Brewer counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gumption throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Gumption goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Gumption misses with a body shot.
Gumption dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Gumption misses with a body shot
and Brewer counters with a good low kick that Gumption was not able to check.
Gumption fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Brewer is out of range.
Brewer fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Brewer throws a jab but it's blocked by Gumption.
Gumption lets loose with a powerful body kick. Brewer will feel that in the morning.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Brewer. That's going to slow Gumption down.
Gumption scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Gumption throws an overhand right that lands on Brewer's shoulder, as Brewer tries to avoid the shot.
Brewer walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Brewer throws a front kick aimed at Gumption's knee but Gumption avoids it well.
Gumption swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Brewer throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Gumption looks to land a combination but Brewer avoids it well.
Gumption uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brewer.
Brewer's jab looks to have found its range, popping Gumption under the eye.
Brewer staying out of range there.
Brewer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Gumption just manages to avoid it.
Brewer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Brewer takes a kick to the side of the head.
Gumption catches Brewer with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Gumption avoids a low kick by using good footwork.
Brewer throws a solid leg kick but Gumption takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Brewer.
Brewer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gumption takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Brewer throws out a leg kick but Gumption moves out of range and Brewer only half commits.
Gumption stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Brewer.
Brewer scores with a hook.
Brewer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gumption misses with a body shot.
Brewer appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Gumption lands a nice shot to the body.
Nice body kick from Brewer.
Gumption is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Brewer rather than just go for the knockout.
Gumption stuns Brewer with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Brewer lands a nice looking body shot.
Brewer throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

Gumption gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Brewer gets through Gumption's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gumption prevents a body shot from Brewer.
Brewer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gumption tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gumption swings wildly with an uppercut but Brewer uses good head movement to avoid it.
Gumption is stalling here.
Brewer is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gumption stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Brewer struggles to land a body shot inside as Gumption controls his hands.
Gumption misses with a hook from the clinch.
Gumption goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gumption lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Gumption.
A head punch on the inside from Gumption fails to land.
Gumption lands with a short shot to the head.
Brewer has Gumption pressed against the cage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Frank Brewer will probably get the nod.
That's time! Brewer's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Gumption walks forward, straight into a front kick from Brewer.
Gumption missing with a left hand there. Brewer was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Brewer blocks the body kick.
Gumption misses with a kick to the body.
Gumption bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Gumption fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brewer manages to avoid it.
Gumption tried to score with a low kick but Brewer checks it.
Brewer attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Gumption connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Brewer attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Brewer misses with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gumption misses with a wild body shot.
A combination from Gumption does no damage.
Gumption takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gumption ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brewer moves away.
Brewer wants to land a leg kick but Gumption is out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brewer tries to score with a low kick but Gumption moves his leg out of the way.
Decent striking displayed by Brewer there.
Gumption tries to land a leg kick but Brewer saw it coming and moves away.
Gumption lands a body shot.
Gumption moves out of range of the body kick.
Gumption tries to counter by closing the distance.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Brewer.
Gumption lands a jab.
Brewer moves out of range of the body kick from Gumption.
A head kick misses from Brewer.
A thudding body kick lands there by Gumption!
Gumption with a hook.
Nice jab there from Gumption.
Brewer throws a low kick but Gumption avoids it.
Brewer misses with the body kick
and Gumption connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brewer fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gumption manages to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Brewer.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gumption avoids a kick to the body.
Gumption finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Brewer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Gumption's hands.
Gumption's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Brewer throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
Gumption blocks the body kick.
Brewer moves out of range of the strikes.
A chopping leg kick lands by Brewer.
Gumption lands a jab.
Nice body punch from Gumption.
Gumption ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Brewer moves away.
Gumption misses with a body shot.
Brewer swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Brewer walks forward, straight into a front kick from Gumption.
Frank Brewer is winning the standup battle so far.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Gumption lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Brewer has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Brewer and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Brewer takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brewer throws a wild body kick that Gumption sees coming a mile off.
Brewer throws a body punch but Gumption moves out of range.
Brewer walks into a straight right hand from Gumption.
Brewer misses with a head kick.
Gumption steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Brewer.
Brewer throws out a leg kick but Gumption moves out of range and Brewer only half commits.
A cross from Gumption lands.
Gumption throws an off balance right hand
and Brewer makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Brewer looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Brewer lands a head shot.
Brewer throws a quick head kick that skims the top of Gumption's head.
Gumption dips to his left and cracks Brewer with an uppercut!
Gumption keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Nice cross by Gumption.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Brewer takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Gumption throws a wild body kick that Brewer sees coming a mile off.
Brewer thumps Gumption with a low kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brewer takes a swing at Gumption's ribcage but misses.
A little jabbing left from Gumption on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Brewer thumps Gumption with a low kick.
Gumption keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Gumption scores with a kick to the body.
Brewer avoids the head kick by Gumption.
Brewer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Brewer ducks under a wild hook from Gumption.
Gumption checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Brewer sets himself, and Gumption steps forward looking for the clinch! Brewer avoids it this time.
An inside leg kick lands from Gumption.
Gumption is looking to land body kicks.
Brewer throws a low kick but Gumption moves out of range easily.
Gumption throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Brewer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Gumption fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Brewer on the side of the head.
Gumption tries to clinch but Brewer moves out of range.
An attempted straight right counter from Brewer misses the target.
Brewer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Gumption showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Brewer paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Gumption comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Gumption keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Gumption looks to throw the jab but Brewer is out of range.
Brewer tries a head kick but it misses.
Gumption takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Gumption.
Brewer throws a head kick but Gumption moves out of range.
Gumption takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
A head kick misses from Gumption.
Gumption misses with a low kick.
A little feinted left hand from Brewer on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brewer lands an overhand right.
Brewer throws a sloppy head kick
and Brewer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gumption darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Brewer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Gumption has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.

Gumption clinches with his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brewer tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Gumption's elbow.
Brewer is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Gumption is keeping busy.
Brewer tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brewer misses with a hook to the ribs.
Gumption misses with a punch to the body.
Gumption lands a body shot in the clinch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Brewer lands with a light punch inside.
Gumption throws a head punch that misses.
Gumption lands with a right to the head.
Gumption tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Brewer lands a body shot.
Brewer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Gumption.
Gumption goes for a body shot but it's blocked.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brewer effectively controlling the action here.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brewer.
Gumption tries to work over Brewer's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brewer prevents a body shot from Gumption.
Gumption is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Gumption tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Gumption blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brewer lands a right hand that snaps the head of Gumption backwards.
Gumption is struggling to control the position.
Gumption misses with a punch on the inside.
Gumption lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brewer backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gumption.
A left hand lands to the body for Brewer.
Brewer tries a body shot but Gumption blocks it.
Gumption throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Brewer misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Brewer fails to land.
Brewer working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Gumption lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brewer backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gumption.
Gumption has a couple of punches blocked by Brewer.
Gumption lands a body shot.
Gumption misses with a punch on the inside.
Bubba Gumption seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Gumption scores with a shot to the side of Brewer's head.
Brewer misses with a short punch on the inside.
Gumption prevents a body shot from Brewer.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gumption misses with the head strike.
Gumption misses with the head strike.
Gumption misses with the head strike.
Gumption lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Brewer backwards.
Gumption scores with a shot to the side of Brewer's head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A head punch on the inside from Gumption fails to land.
Brewer wants to stall.
Brewer prevents a body shot from Gumption.
Brewer tries to throw a body punch but Gumption avoids it by throwing Brewer back against the cage.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Gumption.
Gumption cracks Brewer with a nice body shot.
Gumption works on Brewer's body with a couple of short punches.
Good body shot from Gumption.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bubba Gumption really dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Brewer needs to keep his hands up - Gumption had a free shot at his head there.
Brewer moves out of range as Gumption throws a body kick.
Gumption wants to slow Brewer down by chopping away at his legs.
Gumption does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Brewer is looking to counter punch.
Brewer throws a leg kick which misses Gumption's front leg but catches the back leg as Gumption tries to avoid it.
Gumption tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.

Gumption gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Gumption tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Brewer's elbow.
Gumption misses with some punches.
Brewer taking a breather.
Gumption misses with some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brewer struggles to land a body shot inside as Gumption controls his hands.
Brewer can't find room to land a body shot as Gumption controls the action.
A nice left hand lands by Gumption.
Brewer prevents a body shot from Gumption.
Gumption lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Brewer backwards.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brewer blocks an uppercut.
Gumption fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Brewer goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Gumption lands a body shot in the clinch.
It's got to the stage where if one of these guys blows hard enough, the other might fall over.
Gumption misses with the head strike.
Gumption stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Gumption swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A short left from Gumption.
Gumption lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A right handed body shot lands from Gumption.
Gumption tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Gumption tries a body shot but Brewer blocks it.
Nice body punch from Gumption - that landed with a thud.
Brewer takes a shot to the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brewer misses with a hook from the clinch.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Gumption creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Brewer misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Gumption lands with a light punch inside.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Gumption.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Gumption lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Gumption lands a nice shot to the body.
Gumption tries a body shot but Brewer blocks it.
Gumption content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Gumption misses with a punch on the inside.
Gumption lands a left hand that snaps the head of Brewer backwards.
Gumption throws a punch but it's blocked by Brewer.
Gumption lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.

Brewer is rocked!
Gumption pushes Brewer against the cage. Gumption is working some dirty boxing. Gumption pushes off with a quick right hook! Brewer goes down! Brewer tries to stand but stumbles back to his kness! Gumption moves in to finish and the ref steps in to prevent any more damage!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:59 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Bubba Gumption!
Bubba Gumption is the new super heavyweight champion!
Bubba Gumption managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, On Tap (160Q & Laundry), into his post fight interview.