PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mike Tyson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obliteratii's entrance music is Walkürenritt. A fine choice. Tyson comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Mary had a little lamb kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Obliteratii
vs
Tyson

180 cm
29
204 lbs
15 - 4 - 0

184 cm
37
226 lbs
39 - 22 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 39 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mike Tyson!
The judges for this bout are , Jack Bonds and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tyson looks to land a left hand but Obliteratii moved out of range nicely.
As Tyson tries to get set, Obliteratii tries to push him back and clinch up but Tyson manages to avoid the attempt.
Obliteratii lands with a right hand.
Obliteratii moves out of range of the strikes.
Obliteratii is looking to clinch.
Obliteratii is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tyson.
Obliteratii uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tyson.
An attempted straight right counter from Obliteratii misses the target.
Obliteratii lands with a thumping leg kick.
Obliteratii lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Tyson throws a head kick that looked like it stung.

It looks like Zeus Obliteratii has been cut.
Obliteratii fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Tyson has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Tyson wants to slow Obliteratii down by chopping away at his legs.
Obliteratii cracks Tyson with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Obliteratii looks to land a right hand but Tyson moved out of range.

Tyson lands a big head kick that sends Obliteratii tumbling to the mat! Tyson takes a step backwards and waves Obliteratii back to his feet - he wants the finish!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Obliteratii misses with a body kick.
Obliteratii will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Tyson. That's going to slow Obliteratii down.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Obliteratii steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Tyson.
Tyson connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.

Zeus Obliteratii's cut is getting worse.
Obliteratii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Tyson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tyson misses the shot to the body.
Obliteratii swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Tyson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obliteratii.
Tyson misses with a body shot.
Tyson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Obliteratii checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Obliteratii looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Obliteratii scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Tyson stuns Obliteratii with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Obliteratii rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tyson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Obliteratii thinking.
Tyson ducks right into an uppercut from Obliteratii.
Tyson checks a leg kick.
Tyson throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Tyson cracks the inside of Obliteratii's front leg.
Obliteratii moves out of range of the body kick from Tyson.
Tyson misses with a wild body shot.
Tyson looks to throw the jab but Obliteratii is out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from Obliteratii misses its target.
Tyson throws a good cross that connects.
Obliteratii throws a wild body kick that Tyson sees coming a mile off.
Zeus Obliteratii seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Obliteratii connects with a solid leg kick.
Obliteratii looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Tyson bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Obliteratii's head.

Zeus Obliteratii's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A big right from Tyson misses.
Obliteratii looks to land a right hand but Tyson moved out of range.
Tyson doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tyson scores with a leg kick.
Tyson throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Obliteratii stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Tyson misses with a wild body shot.
Good standup being displayed there by Obliteratii as he connects with a hook.
Tyson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Obliteratii throws a head kick but Tyson moves out of range.
Tyson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Obliteratii.
Tyson misses with a straight right.
Tyson takes one on the button.
Obliteratii throws a solid leg kick but Tyson takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Obliteratii.
Tyson lands with a cross.
Tyson with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Tyson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Obliteratii is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Tyson.
Obliteratii digs a good hook to Tyson's body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tyson.
Jab from Obliteratii.
Tyson connects with the punch.

Jeez, Zeus Obliteratii's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obliteratii. Tyson does a little dance to reset his feet.
It seemed like Tyson was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Tyson chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Obliteratii can pounce on him.
Tyson misses with a wild combination.
Tyson misses the jab.
Obliteratii lands a head kick!
Obliteratii throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Obliteratii chopping away at his opponent's legs.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Obliteratii scores with a hook to the body. Tyson takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Tyson misses with a hook.
A big left from Tyson misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Mike Tyson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Zeus Obliteratii's cut.
That's time! Obliteratii's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Tyson throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Obliteratii makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Tyson throws a body shot but no joy.
Obliteratii jabs Tyson to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Obliteratii missing with a left hand there. Tyson was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Obliteratii misses the shot to the body.
Obliteratii scores with the left hand. Tyson knows he should have avoided that one.
Tyson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tyson lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Obliteratii ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Obliteratii ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Tyson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Tyson cracks a nice hook into Obliteratii's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Tyson. Obliteratii does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Tyson, right into the meat.
Tyson fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Obliteratii throws a body shot but no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Obliteratii avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tyson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Obliteratii.
Tyson avoids the head kick by Obliteratii.
Tyson takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Tyson lands a nice shot that snaps Obliteratii's head back.
Good leg kick by Obliteratii there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Tyson tries a low kick but Obliteratii avoids it.
Tyson misses with a leg kick.
Obliteratii throws a right hand that misses
and Tyson counters with a straight right hand.
Obliteratii looks to score with a jab to the body but Tyson is just out of range.
Obliteratii darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Mike Tyson seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Obliteratii cracks a nice hook into Tyson's ribs.
Obliteratii throws out a loose jab but Tyson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Obliteratii clobbers Tyson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii misses with a hook.
Obliteratii keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Obliteratii smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Obliteratii lands with a cross.
Tyson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Tyson on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Obliteratii. Obliteratii obviously looking to wear him down.
Obliteratii keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Zeus Obliteratii has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Tyson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Obliteratii swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Obliteratii takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The fighters circling - Obliteratii throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A solid leg kick lands there for Obliteratii.
Tyson slips under a jab.
Tyson tries to move into range but Obliteratii moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Obliteratii lands a right hook to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Obliteratii. Tyson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Tyson throws a leg kick but Obliteratii moved away.
Tyson misses with a straight right.
Nice cross by Obliteratii.
Obliteratii throws a body kick that misses.
Tyson now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
A jab from Obliteratii misses.
Tyson blocks a leg kick.
Tyson takes a swing at Obliteratii's ribcage but misses.
Obliteratii scores with a kick to the body.
Obliteratii misses with a wild body shot.
Tyson takes a swing at Obliteratii's ribcage but misses.
A little feinted left hand from Obliteratii on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Obliteratii scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Obliteratii cracks a nice hook into Tyson's ribs.
A telegraphed right hand from Obliteratii misses the target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Obliteratii lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Tyson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Obliteratii misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Tyson.
Tyson staying out of range there.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tyson throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tyson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Obliteratii ducks under a wild hook from Tyson.

Obliteratii drops Tyson with a hook right on the temple. He thinks about going to the ground but Tyson looks back up at him and smiles so Obliteratii waves him back to his feet - he obviously thinks he can knock him out after that shot landed.

Tyson is rocked!
Tyson gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Obliteratii points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Tyson wakes up just in time to hear Obliteratii thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:43 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Zeus Obliteratii!
Zeus Obliteratii seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.