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Coming up we have a heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Elvis Astrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hellson Balls (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Hellson Balls is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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243 lbs
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World class MT
Insanely flexible
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Elvis Astrok!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Hellson Balls!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Balls scores with a leg kick.
Balls misses with a leg kick
and Astrok moves into the clinch.
Astrok manages to break the clinch.
Nice cross by Astrok.
Astrok connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Balls's hands.
Astrok misses with an uppercut.
Astrok scores with the left hand. Balls knows he should have avoided that one.
Balls changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Balls throws a head kick that misses.
Balls misses with a leg kick.
Balls lands a leg kick that knocks Astrok off balance momentarily.
Astrok connects with an inside leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Balls throws a jab but it's blocked by Astrok.
Balls just misses with a punch to the body.
Balls throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Astrok uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Balls.
Astrok fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Astrok fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A jab lands there for Balls.
Balls throws a jab but it's blocked by Astrok.
Astrok swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Balls fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Astrok checks it well.
Astrok throws a hook but Balls avoids it easily.
Balls appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Balls throws a front kick aimed at Astrok's knee but Astrok avoids it well.
Astrok throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Balls counters with a straight right hand.
Balls throws a jab when Astrok was well out of range.
Balls throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Astrok jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Astrok backing away here, and Balls unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
Balls scores with a nice head shot.
Astrok ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A low kick from Balls misses
and Astrok counters with a thumping low kick.
A leg kick checked by Astrok.
A telegraphed right hand from Astrok misses the target.
Astrok bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Astrok throws a series of punches but Balls moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Astrok lands a jab to the nose.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Balls misses with a hook.
Balls takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Balls throws a push kick but Astrok slaps the foot to one side.
Nice shot by Astrok.
Astrok is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Balls lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A head kick misses from Astrok.
Astrok defending well as Balls loads up on a big left hand.
Balls takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Astrok keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Astrok tries a head kick but it misses.
Astrok lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Astrok throws out a powerful jab.
Balls moves out of range of the strikes.
Astrok throws a lazy right hand but Balls sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Astrok displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Balls throws out the jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Elvis Astrok dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Balls throws a hook but Astrok avoids it easily.
Balls thuds his right hand into Astrok's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Astrok bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Astrok lands a jab.
Balls misses with a low kick.
Astrok uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Balls.
Astrok looks to land a combination but Balls avoids it well.
Balls fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That kick from Astrok tenderised Balls's leg. Balls is trying to keep his angry face on.
Astrok loads up on a big right hand but Balls slips the punch.
Elvis Astrok is winning the standup battle so far.
Astrok tries to land a body kick
and Balls counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Astrok throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Astrok throws out a loose jab but Balls uses good head movement to avoid it.
Astrok throws a body punch but Balls moves out of range.
Astrok throws a head kick but Balls moves out of range.
Astrok misses the shot to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Balls motions for Astrok to come forward. Balls throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Astrok throws a looping overhand right but Balls ducks down to avoid it.
Balls flicks out a counter leg kick but Astrok steps away.
Balls connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Balls looks to land a right hand but Astrok moved out of range.
Balls lands with a thumping leg kick.
Astrok looks to throw the jab but Balls is out of range.
Astrok slips a straight right by Balls.
Balls is looking to slow Astrok down with leg kicks.
Balls attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Astrok keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Balls loads up on a big right hand but Astrok slips the punch.
Balls takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
A looping hook to the body misses from Balls. Astrok does a little dance to reset his feet.
Balls lands a body shot.
Astrok lands a glancing blow to the side of Balls's head.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Astrok.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Balls throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Nice cross by Astrok.
Balls is rocked!
Balls is wiping some vaseline out of his eye. Astrok doesn't give a rats ass about fair play and cracks him with a massive hook to the side of the head! Balls crumples to the floor out cold! The cornerman is going to be in Balls's bad books for that mishap!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Elvis Astrok!
After winning the bout, Elvis Astrok thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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