PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Yuri Hanzzle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Bode Muller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Muller has chosen Feuer Frei as his entrance music. Yuri Hanzzle is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Hanzzle
vs
Muller

186 cm
34
203 lbs
23 - 10 - 0

190 cm
34
226 lbs
17 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Nuggetori's Nutritionals
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)
Bullet Proof System

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yuri Hanzzle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bode Muller!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, George Francis and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Muller looks to score with a jab to the body but Hanzzle is just out of range.
Hanzzle throws a low kick but Muller moves out of range easily.
Hanzzle throws a body kick that misses.
Hanzzle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muller slips a straight right by Hanzzle.
Hanzzle moves away from the strike by Muller.
Muller waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Hanzzle.
Nice straight punches there by Hanzzle. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hanzzle.
Muller pivots, looking for a leg kick but Hanzzle is out of range and Muller settles back down.
Muller moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Muller moves out of range of the strikes.

Muller tries to sprawl but Hanzzle drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Hanzzle wants to stand up but Muller has a hold of him and won't allow it.
Hanzzle tries to pass the half guard into mount. Muller knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Muller wants to get back to full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanzzle seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Muller is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Hanzzle scores with a couple of nice shots.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Hanzzle lands a nice short elbow.
Hanzzle working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The fighters are battling for position here. Muller manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Hanzzle distracts Muller with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Muller trying to control the position.
Muller has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Casino. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Hanzzle working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Muller lands a beautiful sweep and he's now moved into his opponent's guard.

A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Muller accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Muller tries to free his leg and advance position but Hanzzle is retaining full guard.

Hanzzle has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Muller can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Muller trying to control but Hanzzle is working from the bottom.
Muller lands a couple of elbows.
Hanzzle is trying to control the position from the bottom.

Hanzzle is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Hanzzle is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Muller wants to control from the top but Hanzzle keeps moving.
Muller slips nicely into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hanzzle gets back to full guard.
Muller looking to pass the guard.
Muller loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now Hanzzle is on top in guard.

Muller looking to hit a scissor sweep but Hanzzle is one step ahead there.
Muller is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Muller thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muller throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Muller prevents Hanzzle from improving his position.
Muller looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Hanzzle with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Muller takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Hanzzle is looking to improve his position.
Hanzzle is in a tricky position but he's been working on his transitions down at Rabid Dog , so we'll see if he gets out of it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Muller is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

Muller is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
Hanzzle taking some punishment here, with Muller in his half guard.
Hanzzle is pressing down on Muller's left leg trying to get back to full guard. He's managed it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Yuri Hanzzle will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Muller misses with a wild body shot.
Hanzzle appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Hanzzle scores with a jab to the jaw.
Hanzzle defending well as Muller loads up on a big left hand.
Muller on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Hanzzle throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
A little jabbing left from Muller on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Yuri Hanzzle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Muller takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Hanzzle is looking to land body kicks.
Hanzzle waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Muller.
It seemed like Muller was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Hanzzle throws a half hearted mid kick.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Muller! But no joy.
Hanzzle throws a right hand that misses
and Muller counters with a three punch combo that has Hanzzle backing up. Hanzzle nods at Muller to acknowledge the strikes.
Muller misses the shot to the body.
Muller scores with a decent looking hook.
Hanzzle throws a leg kick which misses Muller's front leg but catches the back leg as Muller tries to avoid it.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Muller throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Hanzzle throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Hanzzle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Muller.
Muller looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Hanzzle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanzzle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Muller fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Muller wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Hanzzle connects with a body shot that sends Muller's belly button to the back.
Yuri Hanzzle is winning the standup battle so far.
Hanzzle misses with a jab to the body
and Muller counters with a leg kick.
Muller throws a jab but it's blocked by Hanzzle.
Hanzzle gets cracked there but stands up to it.
A good leg kick by Hanzzle.
Hanzzle thows a leg kick but Muller checks it
and Muller counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Muller with a nice cross.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Hanzzle stuns Muller with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

Hanzzle fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Muller, pushing him back against the cage.
Hanzzle doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muller throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Hanzzles head.
Hanzzle lands a right hand.
Muller lands a hook that snaps the head of Hanzzle backwards.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hanzzle.
Muller can't find room to land a body shot as Hanzzle controls the action.
A short right from Hanzzle.
Hanzzle throws a punch but it's blocked by Muller.
Muller prevents a body shot from Hanzzle.
Hanzzle struggles to land a body shot inside as Muller controls his hands.
Muller tries a body shot but Hanzzle blocks it.
Hanzzle lands a body shot.
Muller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Muller blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hanzzle misses with some punches.
Hanzzle struggles to land a body shot inside as Muller controls his hands.
Muller has a couple of punches blocked by Hanzzle.
Hanzzle blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Muller working aggressively here.
Hanzzle swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Hanzzle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muller keeps control of Hanzzle as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muller can't find room to land a body shot as Hanzzle controls the action.
Hanzzle blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Muller misses with a hook from the clinch.
Hanzzle lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Hanzzle misses with some punches.
Muller misses with a hook to the ribs.
Muller misses with a body punch.
Yuri Hanzzle has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Hanzzle.
Hanzzle misses with a punch on the inside.
Muller lands a left hand.
Muller blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Muller fails to land.
Hanzzle lands a left hand.
Hanzzle blocks a body shot from Muller.
A body shot lands from Muller.
A right hand to the body from Hanzzle.
Hanzzle has a couple of punches blocked by Muller.
Hanzzle tries to throw a body punch but Muller avoids it by throwing Hanzzle back against the cage.
Hanzzle prevents a body shot from Muller.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muller tries to throw a body punch but Hanzzle avoids it by throwing Muller back against the cage.
Muller lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hanzzle backwards.
Hanzzle swings wildly with an uppercut but Muller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muller throws a punch but it's blocked by Hanzzle.
Muller presses Hanzzle against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Muller fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A hook to the body from Muller.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Muller lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Hanzzle backwards.
Hanzzle wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Muller has him pressed against the cage.
Hanzzle tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Hanzzle swings wildly with an uppercut but Muller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muller misses with a short punch on the inside.
Muller misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Hanzzle.
Hanzzle pushes Muller back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Muller lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Bode Muller will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Hanzzle throws out a loose jab but Muller uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muller replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Hanzzle blocks it well.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muller. Hanzzle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Good standup being displayed there by Hanzzle as he connects with a hook.
Muller scores with a jab.
A shot to the liver by Muller. Beautiful body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muller. Hanzzle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Hanzzle throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
A looping hook to the body misses from Muller. Hanzzle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Muller throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Muller scores with a nice body kick.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hanzzle looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Muller cracks Hanzzle with an open hand slap.
Muller is looking to clinch.
Hanzzle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hanzzle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Muller lands a nice hook to Hanzzle's body. Hanzzle takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Muller keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hanzzle.
Decent striking displayed by Hanzzle there.
Hanzzle uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Muller.
A left and a right from Muller both land. Nice combination.
Hanzzle swings for the body but Muller moves out of range.

Hanzzle darts in and clinches Muller up against the cage.
Hanzzle tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Muller's elbow.
Muller has a couple of punches blocked by Hanzzle.

Hanzzle pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Muller works the jab nicely.
Hanzzle moves to clinch but Muller breaks away
and Muller counters with a stiff right hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Muller swats away the attempt to clinch by Hanzzle.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
That kick from Hanzzle tenderised Muller's leg. Muller is trying to keep his angry face on.
Muller lands a really nice looking cross but Hanzzle seems unphased.
Muller connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A big right from Muller misses.
Hanzzle lands a leg kick that knocks Muller off balance momentarily.
A jab from Muller misses.
Hanzzle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Muller moves away.
Muller lands a head shot.
Hanzzle throws a leg kick
and Hanzzle takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Muller takes a swing at Hanzzle's ribcage but misses.
Muller is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Bode Muller is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good work by Muller as he checks the leg kick.
Hanzzle throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Hanzzle throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Muller.
Hanzzle moves out of range as Muller strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Muller avoids a kick to the body.
Muller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Muller looks to land a left hand but Hanzzle moved out of range nicely.
Hanzzle takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hanzzle lands a leg kick that knocks Muller off balance momentarily.
Muller moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Nice jab there from Hanzzle.
Hanzzle throws a body punch but Muller moves out of range.
Hanzzle turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Muller stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Hanzzle throws out a loose jab but Muller uses good head movement to avoid it.
That kick from Muller tenderised Hanzzle's leg. Hanzzle is trying to keep his angry face on.

Muller moves into the clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Hanzzle misses with a body punch.
Hanzzle works on Muller's body with a couple of short punches.
Muller misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Muller lands a hook that snaps the head of Hanzzle backwards.
A shot in the inside from Hanzzle.
Hanzzle lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Muller tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Hanzzle's elbow.
Muller swings wildly with an uppercut but Hanzzle uses good head movement to avoid it.
Muller lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Hanzzle blocks an uppercut.
Hanzzle blocks a body shot from Muller.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Muller.
Muller misses with a punch to the body.
Muller blocks an uppercut.
Hanzzle misses with the head strike.
Muller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Muller digs a right hand into Hanzzle's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Hanzzle's gas tank.
A head punch on the inside from Hanzzle fails to land.
Muller misses with the head strike.
Hanzzle misses with some punches.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bode Muller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Muller has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
Judge George Francis scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bode Muller!
A very excited looking Bode Muller made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.