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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between David Datsik (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jason Mewes (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Datsik's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Classic. Well, I have no idea who's going to take this one!
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160 lbs
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
11 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, David Datsik!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 12 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jason Mewes!
The judges for this bout are Tiny Johnson, Cecil Peabody and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Datsik has taken the fight to the clinch.
Datsik gets through Mewes's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Datsik lands a nice uppercut.
Datsik keeps control of Mewes as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Mewes has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Datsik avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Mewes blocking some punches.
Mewes is trying to pull guard but Datsik has him pressed against the cage.
Mewes looking for a takedown.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Mewes is working on a leg, looking for a takedown but Datsik is defending well.
A nice left hand lands by Datsik.
Datsik dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
Mewes tries to pull guard but Datsik forces him back to his feet, against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Datsik escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Mewes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Datsik circles away.
Datsik lands a slapping body shot.
Mewes looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Datsik throws a body punch but Mewes moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Datsik connects with a body shot that sends Mewes's belly button to the back.
Mewes fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Datsik.
Datsik throws a head kick that Mewes semi-blocks.
Datsik throws a head kick but Mewes moves out of range.
Mewes throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Datsik on the side of the head.
Datsik lands with a kick to the temple. Mewes shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Mewes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Datsik stuns Mewes with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Datsik connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Mewes's hands.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Mewes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Mewes has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Mewes decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Mewes trying to control the action but Datsik is working from the bottom.
Mewes is trying to work for a kimura but Datsik is defending well.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Datsik tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Datsik missing with punches from the bottom.
Mewes content to sit in half guard and control for a moment.
Datsik is trying to control but can't.
Mewes seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Datsik does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
Datsik flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
Datsik looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mewes content to control rather than advance.
Datsik is trying to control but can't.
If this pace continues, the referee will definitely step in and force a standup.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mewes performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Mewes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Mewes misses with a takedown attempt
and Datsik counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Mewes thinking.
Mewes closes this distance looking for a takedown but Datsik circles away.
A quick step to the side and Datsik tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Mewes shoots in for a takedown but Datsik shows good takedown defense.
A nice inside leg kick there by Datsik. That's going to slow Mewes down.
Datsik dips to his left and cracks Mewes with an uppercut!
Sloppy strikes from Mewes. Those never looked like landing.
Mewes swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Datsik is looking to counter punch.
Datsik thows a left - swing and a miss!
Datsik throws a sloppy head kick and Mewes moves out of range easily.
Mewes drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Datsik defends it well.
A shot to the liver by Datsik. Beautiful body shot.
Datsik thumps Mewes with a low kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Mewes looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
David Datsik is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Datsik misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Mewes.
Mewes fails to land the takedown.
Datsik is looking to wear down Mewes with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Datsik looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Mewes fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Datsik avoids it really well and circles away.
Datsik throws a shot from downtown. Mewes moves away and avoids it.
Mewes avoids a kick to the body.
Mewes has his takedown stuffed
and Datsik counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Datsik stalls.
Datsik working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Datsik dominated that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
Datsik takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Mewes shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Datsik counters with a nice body shot.
Nice sprawl there from Datsik as Mewes shoots in.
Datsik lands a slapping body shot.
Mewes darts in looking for a takedown but Datsik gets double underhooks and turns Mewes into the cage.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Datsik lands an overhand right.
Mewes dodges the punch combination from Datsik.
Datsik misses with a wild body shot.
Datsik clinches.
Datsik is defending well against a takedown attempt.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Mewes gets control of Datsik's arms and successfully pulls guard. Mewes will no doubt be looking for submissions off his back.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Mewes is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Datsik trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Datsik is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Mewes has managed to wall walk up one of the corner posts to get back to his feet. Datsik is pushing him up against the cage, looking to control the position.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Datsik manages to get underhooks.
Mewes breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Datsik lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Jason Mewes is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Datsik throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Mewes sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Datsik fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Mewes manages to avoid it.
Mewes shoots for a double leg takedown but Datsik sprawls well. He's pushed Mewes's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Mewes changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. Datsik looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Datsik can't do much from the bottom here.
Datsik tries to bench press Mewes off him but Mewes keeps the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Mewes working away.
Datsik is looking for a sweep.
Mewes throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Mewes is looking to take a break and control but Datsik is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Mewes in side control, just content to control the action for now.
You can see the frustration on Datsik's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Datsik seems a little lost for a moment, as Mewes dominates the positioning.
Datsik is trying to get back to half guard.
Datsik is trying to control Mewes's posture but Mewes avoids it.
Mewes just content to control the position.
Datsik is trying to improve his position.
Mewes wants to lay and pray for a moment but Datsik keeps working.
Datsik is moving his hips around well on the bottom and has managed to get back to half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Datsik trying to control here.
Mewes controlling the action here.
Mewes is trying to control. Datsik wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Datsik throws a head kick that misses.
Mewes lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Datsik tries to close the distance and clinch but Mewes swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Mewes looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Datsik throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Datsik misses with a body shot.
Mewes throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Datsik's waist but Datsik gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Mewes off to one side.
Datsik scores with a decent looking hook.
Mewes takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Datsik throws a wild body kick that Mewes sees coming a mile off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
David Datsik dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.
Mewes takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
A momentary lapse in concentration from Datsik enables Mewes to shoot in and score with a neat double leg. Datsik manages to secure a closed guard as the fighters hit the mat.
Datsik trying to strike from the bottom but really, it's not the best position to be doing that from!
Mewes wants to control from the top but Datsik keeps moving.
Datsik looking to control.
Datsik had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mewes defends it easily.
Mewes is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Datsik working a defensive guard here.
Jason Mewes has got the better of the ground game so far.
Mewes wants to control from the top but Datsik keeps moving.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mewes fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
It looked like Datsik was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Mewes.
Mewes shoots in looking for a takedown. Datsik tries to sprawl out of it but Mewes keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Datsik manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Datsik scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Datsik tries a head kick but it misses.
Mewes on the wrong end of a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Datsik. Mewes does a little dance to reset his feet.
A head kick from Datsik lands but Mewes takes it in his stride.
Mewes throws an off balance right hand
and Datsik counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Mewes blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mewes with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Datsik to score with a decent uppercut.
Mewes tries for a takedown but Datsik sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
David Datsik has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jason Mewes.
Mewes throws a hook but Datsik avoids it easily.
Mewes fails to land the takedown.
Mewes takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Mewes scores with a takedown into Datsik's guard.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Datsik is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Datsik has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.
Datsik has his foot on Mewes's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Mewes works his way back into a safe position though.
Datsik looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mewes is one step ahead there.
Datsik is looking for a triangle but Mewes pushes his legs off easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mewes trying to control the position from guard on top but Datsik is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Datsik trying to strike off his back.
Datsik is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mewes defends well.
Mewes's corner is telling him to maintain position.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
David Datsik is winning the standup battle so far.
Mewes closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Datsik's guard.
Datsik keeping moving, preventing Mewes from controlling successfully.
Mewes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Datsik is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Mewes can do to turn this around?
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Mewes stopping the sweep attempt from Datsik.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Datsik holds on and takes a little breather.
Datsik tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Datsik is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Mewes defends well.
Datsik is pulling down on Mewes's head to control his posture.
Mewes is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Datsik swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Datsik lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Mewes has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Mewes and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Jason Mewes has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Mewes feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
And that's the end of the fight!
David Datsik showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Datsik, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 30:27
Judge Cecil Peabody scores the fight 30:27
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... David Datsik!
After winning the bout, David Datsik thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
Jason Mewes was interviewed post fight and said 'I'm young and I'll be back, better and more awesome!'.
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