|
|
PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Dick Army (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Peter Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Army comes to the cage accompanied by Vagina Coastguard. Dick Army is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
 |
|
 |
| 189 cm
27
200 lbs
20 - 11 - 0 |
|
185 cm
31
187 lbs
17 - 10 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
|
Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
|
| |
|
Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
20 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Dick Army!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
17 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Peter Parker!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Anthony Taglia and Steve Montenegro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker swats away the attempt to clinch by Army.
Parker is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Parker dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Army. That did some damage!
Parker has Army up against the cage in a clinch.
Army tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Parker avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
Army lands with a short shot to the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Army blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A shot in the inside from Parker.
Parker lands a left hand that snaps the head of Army backwards.
Army lands an elbow inside.
Army tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Army pushes Parker back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Army lands an elbow inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Army digs a right hand into Parker's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Parker's gas tank.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Army.
Parker blocks the elbow strike.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Army lands an elbow just above Parker 's eye.
Parker is looking for a takedown.
We've been informed that Parker has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Army lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Parker backwards.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
Army looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Parker misses with a short punch on the inside.
Parker digs a right hand underneath Army's ribcage. Army let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Army backwards.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker gets through Army's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Army misses with a short punch on the inside.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Army is leaning against Parker and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Army lands a body punch.
Parker blocks the elbow strike.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
Parker lands with a short shot to the head.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Army lands with a right to the head.
Army working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parker working aggressively here.
Army blocking some punches.
Parker stalling in the clinch but Army improves position.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Parker.
Parker misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Parker misses with some punches.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Parker scores with a hook to the body.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Army misses with a hook to the ribs.
Parker has a couple of punches blocked by Army.
Army tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker working aggressively here.
Parker blocks an uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker swings wildly with an uppercut but Army uses good head movement to avoid it.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parker lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Army backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Army.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Army just misses with a elbow thrown towards Parker's brow.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Army comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Parker misses with a hook to the ribs.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army lands a nice shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Parker fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Army breaks from the clinch.
Dick Army is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Parker pivots, looking for a leg kick but Army is out of range and Parker settles back down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Peter Parker will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Parker rushes Army and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Army has Parker pushed against the cage.
Parker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Parker.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parker tries to close the distance and clinch up but Army swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Parker closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Army lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Parker or not.
Army blocking some punches.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Army misses with an elbow strike.
Parker struggles to land a body shot inside as Army controls his hands.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Parker tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Parker blocks the elbow strike.
Army throws an elbow that misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker lands with a right to the head.
Parker lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Army misses with a punch on the inside.
Army blocking some punches.
Army lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Parker lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Army backwards.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Parker lands a left hand.
Army misses with a punch to the body.
Parker lands a hook that snaps the head of Army backwards.
Army misses with some punches.
Parker blocks an elbow strike from Army.
Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Army looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Parker has managed to clinch.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Army working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Parker lands a right hand.
Parker blocks an elbow strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Army struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Peter Parker seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Parker stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Army leaning against his opponent.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Parker leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Parker digs a right hand into Army's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Army's gas tank.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Army.
Army blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Parker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army can't find room to land a body shot as Parker controls the action.
Army creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Parker fails to land.
Army looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Army lands a nice elbow.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Army works on Parker's body with a couple of short punches.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Army.
Parker tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Army's elbow.
Army misses with a shot to the kidneys.
A short left from Army.
Parker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Army creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Parker pushes Army back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Parker scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Parker doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Parker avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Army gets through Parker's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Army has a couple of punches blocked by Parker.
Army misses with an elbow strike.
A short right from Army on the inside.
Parker lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Army doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Parker tries to work over Army's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Army tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Army struggles to land a body shot inside as Parker controls his hands.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Parker lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Army tries a body shot but Parker blocks it.
Parker avoids the elbow strike from Army, against the cage.
Army lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Army fails to land.
Army pushes Parker back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Peter Parker will probably get the nod - 10:9.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Parker closes the distance and clinches.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Army taking a breather.
Parker dodges an elbow strike from Army.
Parker lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Parker misses with a hook to the ribs.
Army throws an elbow but it misses.
Parker lands a hook to the side of the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Army.
Army lands with a light punch inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A right handed body shot lands from Army.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Parker.
Army blocking some punches.
Parker lands with a left to the head.
Parker blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Parker blocks the elbow strike.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Army as Parker tries to tie him up.
Army throws a punch but it's blocked by Parker.
Parker swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The two fighters are working to gain dominance in the clinch.
Army misses with an elbow over the top.
Parker throws a head punch that misses.
Parker goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Parker makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Army.
Parker misses with a punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from Parker - that landed with a thud.
Parker blocks an elbow strike from Army.
Army pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Army lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dick Army has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a shot to the body.
A short uppercut from Parker.
Parker misses with a punch to the body.
Army blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Army pushes off an throws an elbow but Parker leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Parker throws a punch but it's blocked by Army.
Army breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Parker doesn't manage to clinch there - Army circles away.
Parker throws a good cross that connects.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Army lands with a shot to the body.
Parker fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Army tried to counter with a leg kick but Parker avoided it.
Peter Parker seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Parker takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Army is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Army lets his hands go wild with a nice combination. Left! Right! Uppercut! Spinning backfist! Parker goes down and covers up as Army starts wailing on him! The ref watches the action closely before stepping in and putting a stop to the fight!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:59 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dick Army!
After winning the bout, Dick Army thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
| S |
C
A |
G |
S |
C
B |
G |
|
S |
C |
G |
|
energy
A | B |
|
hype
A | B |
|
pop
A | B |
|
mgr
A | B |
|
FIGHT
RATING
75% |
|
|
|
|
|
|
