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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Sni Probong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and The Bong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Probong comes into the arena with Bodhi Mandala blaring out of the sound system. Bong comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Hits From The Bong by Cypress Hill kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?
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167 lbs
4 - 4 - 0 |
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175 cm
25
163 lbs
9 - 4 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Sni Probong!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, The Bong!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Roosa Järviläinen and Johanna Lukiainen.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The fighters circling - Probong throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Probong throws a lazy right hand but Bong sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Bong let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Bong on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Probong. Probong obviously looking to wear him down.
Probong circles away from the clinch attempt.
A counter left hand to the body from Probong misses its target.
Bong misses with a body punch
and Probong counters with a straight right hand.
Probong lands a really nice looking cross but Bong seems unphased.
Probong dodges the punch combination from Bong.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Probong keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bong fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Probong looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bong is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Probong gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bong.
Probong misses with an uppercut. Bong saw that one coming.
Bong swings for the body but Probong moves out of range.
Probong missing with a left hand there. Bong was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And Bong tries to counter it with a takedown but Probong pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Bong throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Probong was covering up waiting for the punch and Bong finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Bong wants to control from the top but Probong keeps moving.
Bong looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Bong trying to control but Probong is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Probong has Bong pulled in close to control his posture.
Bong trying to control the position from guard on top but Probong is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bong looking to sit in guard and control but Probong gets the butterfly guard and sweeps. He's now in the guard on the top.
Bong looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Bong is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Bong controlling the position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bong bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Probong's guard.
Bong trying to control but Probong is working from the bottom.
Probong controlling the position.
Bong postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Bong drops back looking for a leg! Probong is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Probong manages to kick Bong off! Bong jumps back into Probong's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Bong wants to control from the top but Probong keeps moving.
Bong is pushing down on Probong's leg trying to pass to half guard. Probong is fighting to maintain full guard but Bong has managed to sneak the leg through.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bong stalling.
Probong keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Bong throwing shots but Probong is blocking nicely.
Bong wants to pass to mount but Probong is defending the position.
Bong throws a strike but Probong avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Bong pushing down on Probong's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Bong trying to control from half guard but Probong is working away.
Bong has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Probong keeping control of the leg, stopping his opponent passing to mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
The Bong dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
A telegraphed right hand from Probong misses the target.
Bong slips a straight right by Probong.
Probong lands with a shot to the body.
Bong gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
letting Probong counter with a right hand.
It looks like The Bong has been cut.
Probong lands with a thumping leg kick.
Bong has a takedown stuffed.
Bong is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Probong rather than just go for the knockout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Probong manages to avoid it.
Nice shot lands for Probong.
Probong loads up on a big right hand but Bong slips the punch.
Bong fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Probong manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bong throws a hook but Probong avoids it easily.
Bong swings for the body but Probong moves out of range.
Probong rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bong moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bong now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Probong misses with a looping right.
Probong throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Probong feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Bong's calf.
Probong lands with a kick to the temple. Bong shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Bong gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Probong counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bong thinking.
Sni Probong has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of The Bong.
Probong connects with the punch.
Bong misses with a hook to the body
and Probong counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Bong is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bong steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Probong.
Bong is still on wobbly legs! Can Probong finish him?
Bong looks up at the clock. Bad move! Probong lands a right hand from hell, dropping Bong. Probong pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Sni Probong!
A very excited looking Sni Probong made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, The Bong stepped up to the mic, saying 'Obviously, my opponent is on the juice... I demand a full investigation into this travesty... This aggression WILL NOT stand!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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