PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jerry Lawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Blast Knobpunch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Lawler
vs
Knobpunch

200 cm
25
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

200 cm
26
255 lbs
5 - 4 - 0

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Good chin

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jerry Lawler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 4 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Blast Knobpunch!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Peter Branson and Dirk Anderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Knobpunch as he jumps to the side.
Knobpunch connects with a body shot that sends Lawler's belly button to the back.
Lawler avoids the body shot from Knobpunch.
Knobpunch defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Lawler.
Knobpunch keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jerry Lawler. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Knobpunch throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Lawler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Knobpunch takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Lawler appears to be looking for a counter takedown.
Knobpunch misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Knobpunch changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Knobpunch fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
A shot to the liver by Knobpunch. Beautiful body shot.
Lawler is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Knobpunch scores with a body shot.
The fighters circling - Knobpunch throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lawler tries to counter with a takedown but Knobpunch is quick to defend against it.
Knobpunch dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Knobpunch throws a big shot that misses.
Knobpunch keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Knobpunch throws a body shot but no joy.
Knobpunch lands with a good body shot.
Knobpunch throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Lawler on the side of the head.
Knobpunch cracks Lawler on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Lawler falls backwards against the cage. Knobpunch follows up with more strikes that drop Lawler to his knees. Knobpunch keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Lawler! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Blast Knobpunch!
A relieved looking Blast Knobpunch thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.