PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Papa Granit (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Evil Nixon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Granit's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Trumpsta (Contiez feat. Treyy G). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Granit
vs
Nixon

191 cm
26
211 lbs
14 - 2 - 0

188 cm
25
211 lbs
12 - 1 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 14 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Papa Granit!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 1 - 1, fighting out of New York, Evil Nixon!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, James Glass and William Gold.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Granit swings for the body but Nixon moves out of range.
A jab from Nixon misses.
Nixon thows a left - swing and a miss!
Granit ducks under a wild hook from Nixon.
Nixon turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
A lazy left from Nixon finds it's target.
Nixon lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Nixon looks to land a left hand but Granit moved out of range nicely.
Nixon tries to land a front kick but Granit steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Nixon punishes Granit's body with a nice straight punch.
Nixon throws a hook but Granit blocks it.
Nixon throws out a loose jab but Granit uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Granit looks for the body kick but Nixon saw that one coming.
Granit thows a left - swing and a miss!
A punch combination from Nixon misses.
Granit has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Academy of Arse Whoopers in the buildup to the fight.
Nixon misses with a hook
and Granit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Granit misses with a body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon scores with a sloppy right hand. Granit should have avoided that one.
Nixon feints a jab promting Granit to slip. Nixon then demonstrates his capabilities by jabbing again. Granit slips again and ducks right into an uppercut.
Granit bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Granit was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Granit tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Nixon was well out of range. Poor timing from Granit.

Granit tries to keep at a distance but Nixon has taken the fight into the clinch.
Nixon tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.

Granit breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A jab lands there for Granit.
A shot to the liver by Granit. Beautiful body shot.
Nixon throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Granit thinks about countering with a body kick.
Nixon misses with a straight left.
It appears Granit was looking to counter with a kick there.
Nixon blocks the body kick.
Granit keeps the fight on the outside.
Nixon slips a straight right by Granit.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nixon throws a hard body shot but it just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Granit walks into a jab.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Granit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Granit throws a big counter combination but Nixon scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Granit looks to score with a jab to the body but Nixon is just out of range.
Nixon misses with a right hand
and Granit counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Nixon misses with a head kick.
Granit on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Nixon. Nixon obviously looking to wear him down.
Granit slips under a jab.
Nixon moves out of range of the body kick from Granit.
A shot to the body from Granit misses
and Nixon counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nixon misses with a wild body shot.
A little feinted left hand from Granit on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nixon misses with an uppercut.
Granit lands a lovely overhand right.
Nixon cracks Granit with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Nixon with a jab.

Nixon has managed to clinch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Nixon.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A right handed body shot lands from Nixon.

Granit escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Nixon throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Granit swings for the body but Nixon moves out of range.
Nixon loads up on a big right hand but Granit slips the punch.

Nixon clinches up against the cage.
Nixon scores with a shoulder strike.
Granit wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Granit is trying to break free.
Granit fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nixon digs a right hand into Granit's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Granit's gas tank.
Nixon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nixon tries to throw a body punch but Granit avoids it by throwing Nixon back against the cage.
Nixon working aggressively here.
Granit fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Granit working aggressively here.
Nixon working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Nixon tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Nixon lands a left hand that snaps the head of Granit backwards.
Granit is looking to break free of the clinch but Nixon has double underhooks.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Nixon lands a body punch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nixon throws a punch but it's blocked by Granit.
Nixon cracks Granit with a nice body shot.
Granit is breathing heavily.
Nixon's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nixon blocking some punches.

Granit pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Granit on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nixon lands the left hand.
Nixon moves into range and connects with a jab.

It looks like Papa Granit has been cut.
Nixon just misses with a punch to the body.
Nixon wants to clinch.
And Granit counters with a quick kick to the body but Nixon blocks it.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nixon dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Granit. That did some damage!
Nixon takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Nixon dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Papa Granit's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Granit misses with a looping right.
A big right from Nixon misses.
Evil Nixon seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Nixon, right into the meat.
Granit keeps the fight on the outside.
Granit thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nixon is looking to clinch.
Granit lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Nixon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Granit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Granit's jab looks to have found its range, popping Nixon under the eye.
Nixon closes the distance looking to clinch
and Granit counters with a big head kick but Nixon shrugs it off.
Nixon has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The fight stays on the outside here - Nixon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Granit takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Nixon.
Nixon ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Nixon takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Granit scores with a jab to the head.
Granit uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Nixon.
Nixon scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A left lands for Granit.
Evil Nixon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Nixon clobbers Granit with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Nixon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nixon misses with a low kick.
Nixon throws a poor cross that misses
and Granit counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Granit throws a big shot that misses.
Nixon takes a swing at Granit's ribcage but misses.
Nixon connects with a jab.
Nixon uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Granit.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nixon slips a straight right by Granit.
Granit avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A looping hook to the body misses from Nixon. Granit does a little dance to reset his feet.
Granit slips a jab from Nixon.
Nixon scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
The fighters circle momentarily. Granit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

Nixon lands a left and a right that send Granit crashing to the mat, dazed. Nixon thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Granit is rocked!
Nixon takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Granit turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Nixon lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A big left from Nixon misses.
Granit throws the left hand but Nixon avoids the punch easily.
Nixon tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Granit manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
The fighters circle momentarily. Granit darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nixon cracks a nice hook into Granit's ribs.
Nixon falls off balance throwing a combination
and Granit cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Granit lands with a good body shot.
Nixon lands with an overhand left.
Nixon tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Granit paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Granit swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Nixon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Granit looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Nixon tries to clinch but Granit moves out of range.
Granit steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Nixon.
The fighters circling - Nixon throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
An attempted straight right counter from Granit misses the target.
Granit blocks a leg kick.
Nixon misses with a low kick.
Nixon throws a body punch but Granit moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Granit has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Granit there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nixon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Granit.
Nixon throws a nice outside leg kick.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nixon misses with an uppercut
and Granit connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Nixon misses with an uppercut
enabling Granit to counter with a crisp jab.
Granit keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Nixon just misses with a punch to the body.
Granit was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
A jab lands there for Nixon.
Nixon fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Granit manages to avoid it.
Nixon on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Granit misses with a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Nixon on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Nixon just misses with a punch to the body.
Granit finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Nixon throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Granit stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nixon blocks a jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Evil Nixon showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Papa Granit's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Nice uppercut lands for Granit. That snapped Nixon's head back.
A slow jab from Granit misses its intended target.
Granit closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nixon scoring well with a low kick there.
Granit looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Nixon ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A big left from Granit misses.
Nixon swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Nixon jabs Granit to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Granit throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Granit throws a quick inside leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Granit, right into the meat.
A slow jab from Nixon misses its intended target.
Granit misses the jab.
Nixon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Granit blocks a jab.
Granit throwing a counter right hand but Nixon manages to avoid it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nixon wants to land a leg kick but Granit is out of range.
Granit is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Nixon has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Nixon there as he acknowledges the shot.
Nixon just misses with a punch to the body.
Granit was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Nixon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Granit was well out of range. Poor timing from Nixon.
Both fighters circling a little - Nixon finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Granit misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Nixon.

Nixon moves into the clinch.
Granit scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A head punch on the inside from Granit fails to land.
Granit is trying to break the clinch but Nixon has him pressed against the cage.
Nixon misses with a body punch.
A nice left hand lands by Granit.
Nixon misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Still in the clinch, Nixon scores with a nice short uppercut.
Nixon lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Granit.
Granit tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Nixon's elbow.
Nixon misses with a punch to the body.
Papa Granit has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Granit scores with a nice hook to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nixon can't find room to land a body shot as Granit controls the action.
Granit blocking some punches.
Granit misses with a punch to the body.

Granit breaks from the clinch.
A head kick misses from Granit.
Nixon feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Granit's calf.
Nixon tries to clinch but Granit moves out of range.
Nixon throws a low kick but Granit avoids it.
Nixon getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Nixon defending well as Granit loads up on a big left hand.
Granit throws the kick towards the body but Nixon avoids it.
Nixon walks into a jab.
Nixon takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Nixon ducks under a wild hook from Granit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Granit moves out of range as Nixon strikes.
Granit misses with a hook
and Nixon counters with a straight right hand.
Nixon lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Granit checks a low kick from Nixon.
Nixon scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Nixon wants to clinch.
Evil Nixon is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Granit avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Nixon there.
Nixon waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Granit.
It looked like Granit wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Nixon scores with a leg kick.
Granit misses with an uppercut.
Nixon throws the left hand but Granit avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A combination from Nixon does no damage.
A little feinted left hand from Granit on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Nixon throws a series of strikes that have Granit backpedaling.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Granit is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nixon.
Granit takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Nixon connects with an inside leg kick.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Granit.

Nixon closes the distance and clinches.
Evil Nixon seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
A hook to the body from Nixon.
Nixon lands a shoulder strike.
Nixon has been looking to improve his clinch game in recent weeks. Granit seems to have the measure of him in the clinch so far, so let's see if Nixon can turn it around.
Granit gets through Nixon's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Nixon lands with a light punch inside.
Granit prevents a body shot from Nixon.
A shot in the inside from Nixon.
Granit blocks a body shot from Nixon.
Nixon fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nixon lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

And that's the end of the fight!
Evil Nixon comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Nixon has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Tew scores the fight 27:30
Judge James Glass scores the fight 27:30
Judge William Gold scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Evil Nixon!
A victorious Evil Nixon thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.