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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Edward Blake (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Mary Jane Rottencrotch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Blake's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Gucci Mane feat. Rick Ross - Head Shots. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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209 cm
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198 lbs
15 - 7 - 0 |
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200 cm
28
200 lbs
13 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
15 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Edward Blake! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
13 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mary Jane Rottencrotch! The judges for this bout are James Atkins, Steven Brown and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Rottencrotch punishes Blake's body with a nice straight punch. Rottencrotch is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Rottencrotch looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Blake tries to counter with a takedown but Rottencrotch is quick to defend against it. Blake uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Rottencrotch. Blake moves out of range of the leg kick from Rottencrotch. Blake keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Rottencrotch. Blake tries to counter with a takedown but Rottencrotch is quick to defend against it. Blake with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Rottencrotch to score with a decent uppercut.
It looks like Edward Blake has been cut. Blake scoring well with a low kick there.
Blake moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Blake looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Rottencrotch follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land. Blake tries to land a leg kick but Rottencrotch saw it coming and moves away.
Blake looks to land a left hand but Rottencrotch moved out of range nicely. This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Blake. Blake lands the left hand. We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Rottencrotch closes the distance and pushes Blake back into the cage. Rottencrotch lands on the inside with an uppercut. Blake misses with a punch on the inside.
Rottencrotch lands with a right to the head. Blake blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round. Rottencrotch lands an uppercut. Blake gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Blake makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut. Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blake fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Blake working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Blake really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape. Blake can't find room to land a body shot as Rottencrotch controls the action.
Blake misses with the head strike.
Rottencrotch lands a body shot. Blake lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Rottencrotch backwards. Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Blake uses good head movement to avoid it. Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Blake uses good head movement to avoid it. Rottencrotch fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch. A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Rottencrotch misses with some punches.
I was talking to Blake's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. A head punch blocked on the inside by Blake. A short right from Blake. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Rottencrotch misses with a short punch on the inside. Rottencrotch lands with a left to the head. A head punch blocked on the inside by Blake. Rottencrotch misses with a hook from the clinch. Blake digs a right hand into Rottencrotch's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Rottencrotch's gas tank. Rottencrotch stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Rottencrotch misses with the head strike.
Blake has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Good body shot from Rottencrotch.
Blake has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Rottencrotch blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Blake lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage. Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Blake. Rottencrotch swings wildly with an uppercut but Blake uses good head movement to avoid it.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Blake stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. Blake pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. A shot in the inside from Blake. Blake fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Blake's elbow. Rottencrotch dodges an elbow strike from Blake.
Rottencrotch tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage. Rottencrotch throws a punch but it's blocked by Blake. Rottencrotch tries a body shot but Blake blocks it.
Rottencrotch lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage. A short right from Blake on the inside. Blake has a couple of punches blocked by Rottencrotch.
Blake lands with a short head shot on the inside. Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Blake.
Nice body punch from Rottencrotch - that landed with a thud.
A short uppercut from Blake.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Rottencrotch blocks an uppercut.
This has been an exciting period of action! Rottencrotch avoiding damage as Blake throws knees to the body.
Blake blocking some punches.
Rottencrotch takes a shot to the head. An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch. Blake blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Rottencrotch has a couple of punches blocked by Blake.
Blake lands an uppercut. Blake lands on the inside with an uppercut. Blake tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Rottencrotch's elbow. Blake tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Rottencrotch presses Blake against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. With the fighters clinched against the cage, Rottencrotch creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut. Rottencrotch swings away with an uppercut that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Rottencrotch. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Rottencrotch working aggressively here.
Rottencrotch throws a head punch that misses. Blake misses with some punches.
Blake blocks a punch to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Edward Blake will probably get the nod. The cut man is working on Edward Blake's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Rottencrotch throws a leg kick that misses. Rottencrotch misses with an attempted mid kick.
Rottencrotch throws out a loose jab but Blake uses good head movement to avoid it. Blake's jab looks to have found its range, popping Rottencrotch under the eye. Blake throws a solid leg kick but Rottencrotch takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Blake. A chopping leg kick lands by Blake. Blake misses with a head kick.
Rottencrotch lands with a good body shot. Rottencrotch tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Blake paws at him with a jab and circles away. Blake lets loose with a powerful body kick. Rottencrotch will feel that in the morning. Blake throws a shot from downtown. Rottencrotch moves away and avoids it. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Rottencrotch rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Blake moves out of range and avoids them all easily. Blake misses with a body kick. Rottencrotch swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Rottencrotch throws a lazy uppercut
and Blake counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. A bone on bone clash there as Blake blocks the leg kick.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Blake.
That's one minute gone in the round. Rottencrotch looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Blake.
Rottencrotch connects with a body shot that sends Blake's belly button to the back. Mary Jane Rottencrotch is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs. Rottencrotch checks a leg kick. Blake throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Blake.
Blake lands with a kick to the temple. Rottencrotch shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" Blake shoots in but Rottencrotch avoids the takedown attempt easily. Rottencrotch throws a nice outside leg kick. Blake with a hook. Blake lands a high kick!
Rottencrotch is rocked!
That's two minutes gone in the round. Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Blake ducks under a wild hook from Rottencrotch. Rottencrotch is still on wobbly legs! Can Blake finish him? Rottencrotch is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent. Rottencrotch circles to his right, straight into a beautiful hook by Blake. Rottencrotch falls face first into the canvas - great knockout victory for Blake!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Edward Blake! Edward Blake thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
65% |
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