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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Uli Kunkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Coked Up Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kunkel comes to the cage accompanied by Bubbles - Bidibodi Bidibu. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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185 lbs
3 - 1 - 0 |
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185 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Solid boxing
Cuts easily |
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Good kicks
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Uli Kunkel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Coked Up Bones!
The judges for this bout are Bart Greer, Santiago Holmes and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kunkel lands a left and a right that send Bones crashing to the mat, dazed. Kunkel thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Coked Up Bones has been cut.
Kunkel throws a body shot but no joy.
Bones clinches up against the cage.
Bones's coach down at KING OF PAIN was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Bones's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Kunkel is trying to push Bones away but Bones has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Kunkel is trying to break the clinch but Bones has him pressed against the cage.
A short uppercut from Bones.
Bones is stalling here.
A bit of stalling here from Bones.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Kunkel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Kunkel blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Kunkel.
A frustrated look appears on Kunkel's face as he tries to break the clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones cracks Kunkel with a nice body shot.
Kunkel is trying to break the clinch but Bones is controlling him.
Kunkel definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Bones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bones scores with a hook to the body.
Kunkel blocking some punches.
Bones escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Kunkel stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Bones.
A jab from Kunkel misses.
Kunkel throws a poor cross that misses
letting Bones counter with a right hand.
Kunkel just misses with a punch to the body.
Bones is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Kunkel with a body shot.
Bones tries to clinch but Kunkel is having none of it.
Kunkel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bones was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunkel.
Bones tries a quick counter leg kick but Kunkel is wise to it.
Kunkel looks to score with a jab to the body but Bones is just out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch lands to the side of Kunkel 's head but he takes it in his stride.
A swing and a miss from Kunkel.
Bones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bones throws out a loose jab but Kunkel uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bones moves out of range as Kunkel strikes.
Kunkel bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Bones's head backwards.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Kunkel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kunkel throws a combination. Bones tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Bones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Bones.
Bones is looking to slow Kunkel down with leg kicks.
Bones defending well as Kunkel loads up on a big left hand.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bones.
Kunkel cracks Bones with a right hand to the side of the head.
That has opened up Coked Up Bones's cut even more.
A slapping leg kick lands for Bones.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bones connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Bones connects with a solid leg kick.
Bones lands with a kick to the ribs.
Bones cracks the inside of Kunkel's front leg.
Kunkel takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Bones scores with a jab to the jaw.
Bones fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kunkel on the side of the head.
Kunkel thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bones raises up his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Kunkel misses with an uppercut.
Bones throws a head kick but Kunkel moves out of range.
Kunkel was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
A shot to the body from Kunkel misses
and Bones counters with an inside leg kick.
Kunkel looks to land a right hand but Bones moved out of range.
Bones staying out of range there.
Bones tries to clinch up.
An attempted straight right counter from Kunkel misses the target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bones turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Bones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Kunkel.
Bones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Kunkel throws a right hand that misses
and Bones counters with a right hand to the body.
Bones clobbers Kunkel with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Kunkel waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bones.
Kunkel has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Bones.
Bones throws a body kick that misses.
Kunkel misses with a hook. Bones ducked under it nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Kunkel. Bones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bones is looking to land body kicks.
Kunkel ducks under a wild hook from Bones.
Kunkel scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bones doesn't seem bothered though.
A jab from Bones finds it's way through Kunkel's defenses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bones fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Kunkel.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Coked Up Bones dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Coked Up Bones's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Kunkel takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Kunkel misses with a wild body shot.
Kunkel throws a hook but Bones avoids it easily.
A big left from Kunkel misses.
Kunkel just misses with a punch to the body.
Kunkel misses with a hook
and Bones counters with a nice leg kick.
Kunkel connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bones slips a jab and a cross from Kunkel.
Kunkel swings for the body but Bones moves out of range.
Bones was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Bones lands with a straight right. Kunkel didn't see that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kunkel.
Kunkel throws a body shot but no joy.
Bones has taken the fight to the clinch.
Bones working aggressively here.
Bones lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Kunkel backwards.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kunkel blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Bones will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Kunkel up against the cage.
Bones tries a body shot but Kunkel blocks it.
Bones misses with the head strike.
Bones lands a right hand.
Stalling in the clinch from Bones.
Bones throws a punch but it's blocked by Kunkel.
Bones misses with a punch on the inside.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bones stalling against the cage.
Bones tries to throw a body punch but Kunkel avoids it by throwing Bones back against the cage.
Bones misses with a punch on the inside.
Bones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Kunkel tries to break the clinch but Bones is controlling the position.
Kunkel blocks an uppercut.
Bones gets through Kunkel's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Bones keeps control of Kunkel as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bones misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bones lands a right hand that snaps the head of Kunkel backwards.
Kunkel can't break the clinch.
Kunkel is trying to break the clinch but Bones is controlling him.
A short left from Bones.
Bones leaning his opponent against the cage.
Coked Up Bones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
Kunkel wants to break the clinch but can't.
Bones throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Kunkels head.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bones.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Kunkel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Bones takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Kunkel looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
Bones breaks the clinch.
Bones avoids the body shot from Kunkel.
Bones lands a jab.
Kunkel is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Nice body kick there by Bones.
Bones keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bones paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Coked Up Bones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Coked Up Bones's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Bones fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Kunkel on the side of the head.
Bones uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Kunkel.
Kunkel avoids the head kick by Bones.
Bones takes the fight into the clinch.
Bones misses with some punches.
Bones tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bones misses with a short punch on the inside.
A right hand to the body from Bones.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones misses with the head strike.
Good body shot from Bones.
Kunkel tries to circle away but Bones has him pinned against the cage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones manages to break the clinch.
Kunkel misses with a hook. Bones ducked under it nicely.
Kunkel misses with a jab to the body
and Bones cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Kunkel scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Kunkel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Kunkel just misses with a punch to the body.
Bones steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Kunkel.
Bones throws a body punch but Kunkel moves out of range.
Kunkel tries to move into range but Bones moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Bones scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Kunkel misses with a hook.
Kunkel throws a body punch but Bones moves out of range.
Kunkel misses with an uppercut
and Bones counters with a leg kick.
Kunkel throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kunkel connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bones. Bones circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bones defending well as Kunkel loads up on a big left hand.
Bones throws a lazy body kick
and Bones takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Kunkel throws a hook but Bones blocks it.
Bones is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch.
Kunkel lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Kunkel tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bones was well out of range. Poor timing from Kunkel.
Bones connects with a high kick.
Kunkel takes a swing at Bones's ribcage but misses.
Kunkel misses the body punch
and Bones counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Kunkel throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bones ducks under a wild hook from Kunkel.
Bones cracks the inside of Kunkel's front leg.
Bones thuds his shin into the meat of Kunkel's side.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kunkel chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bones can pounce on him.
Bones throws a nice outside leg kick.
Kunkel takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Kunkel walks into a stiff left hand from Bones.
Bones slips a straight right by Kunkel.
Kunkel moves out of range as Bones throws a body kick.
Kunkel will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bones steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Kunkel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bones throws a front kick that sends Kunkel stumbling back into the cage.
Bones moves into range and connects with a jab.
Bones chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bones scores with a push kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bones connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Kunkel avoids a kick to the body.
Bones lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Uli Kunkel has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bones keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Kunkel.
Bones looks like he wants to counter punch here.
An inside leg kick lands from Bones.
Good exchange - Bones coming out on top.
Kunkel misses with a few strikes there.
Kunkel will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Bones fails to land with a series of punches.
Kunkel misses with a double jab.
Bones feints a counter leg kick.
Coked Up Bones seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Bones showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Kunkel.
Bones bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Kunkel pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
And that's the end of the fight!
Coked Up Bones comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bones has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Bart Greer scores the fight 27:30
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 27:30
Judge Winston Alpacca scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Coked Up Bones!
Uli Kunkel was interviewed post fight and said 'no comment guys'.
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energy
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hype
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