PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joaquin Fortunado (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Doctor Doolittle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Fortunado's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Stairway to Heaven. Joaquin Fortunado could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Doctor Doolittle's chin.

Fortunado
vs
Doolittle

191 cm
39
208 lbs
30 - 13 - 0

194 cm
35
218 lbs
31 - 17 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

Hellbent
Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 160$)

KAISER Nutrition - Q160/$250

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 30 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Joaquin Fortunado!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Doctor Doolittle!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Steven Brown and Sam Margolis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doolittle scores with a leg kick.
Doolittle is looking to land body kicks.
Doolittle lands with a hook. Fortunado tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Doolittle misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Fortunado counters with a nice body shot.
Fortunado misses with a body shot
and Doolittle cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Doctor Doolittle seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping leg kick lands for Doolittle.
A jab from Doolittle misses.
Doolittle closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Nice jab there from Fortunado.
Doolittle lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doolittle tries to bum rush Fortunado with a series of wild strikes but Fortunado uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Fortunado throws a shot from downtown. Doolittle moves away and avoids it.
Doolittle looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Doolittle shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Doolittle drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doolittle scores with a spinning back kick!
Fortunado cracks a nice hook into Doolittle's ribs.
Fortunado lands with a thumping leg kick.
Fortunado definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
A jab from Fortunado misses.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Doolittle.
Fortunado throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Fortunado lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Doolittle has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Doolittle and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Fortunado looks to land a right hand but Doolittle moved out of range.
Doolittle throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Fortunado sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Fortunado misses the target.
Fortunado moves out of range of the body kick from Doolittle.
Doolittle fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Fortunado.
Fortunado delivers a nice body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doolittle has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Fortunado finds it's way round the side to connect with Doolittle's head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big right from Fortunado misses.
And Doolittle responds with a good body kick, but Fortunado manages to step out the way in time.
Doolittle throws a right hand that misses
and Fortunado counters with a left to the body.
Doolittle scores with a hook to the body. Fortunado takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Doolittle swings and misses with a hook to the body.
An attempted straight right counter from Fortunado misses the target.
Fortunado throws a jab but it's blocked by Doolittle.
Fortunado slips a jab from Doolittle.
An attempted straight right counter from Fortunado misses the target.
Fortunado scores with a kick to the body.
Doolittle throws a leg kick
and Fortunado counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Fortunado looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fortunado misses with a wild body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle misses with a head kick.
Doolittle ducks under a wild hook from Fortunado.
Doolittle misses with a body shot
and Fortunado counters with a left to the body.
Fortunado dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Doolittle misses with a leg kick
and Fortunado counters with an inside leg kick.
Nice uppercut lands for Fortunado. That snapped Doolittle's head back.
Doolittle uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Fortunado.
Doolittle let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Doolittle throws a jab when Fortunado was well out of range.
Fortunado misses with a hook.
Fortunado connects with a leg kick. Doolittle looked like he was expecting something else and didn't defend it.
Doolittle cracks Fortunado with a good jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado throws a hook but Doolittle avoids it easily.
Fortunado thuds his right hand into Doolittle's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doolittle connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Fortunado lands a nice shot to the body.
Fortunado swings for the body but Doolittle moves out of range.
Doolittle throws a fast counter high kick but Fortunado manages to duck under it in time.
Doolittle throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot by Fortunado.
Fortunado lands a right hook to the body.
Doolittle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fortunado.
A slow jab from Fortunado misses its intended target.
Doolittle was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
Fortunado takes a swing at Doolittle's ribcage but misses.
Doolittle connects with a looping right hand.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joaquin Fortunado dominated that round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Fortunado connects with a solid leg kick.
Fortunado misses with an uppercut. Doolittle saw that one coming.
Fortunado uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doolittle.
Doolittle jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Fortunado tries a head kick but it misses.
Fortunado throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doolittle sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Joaquin Fortunado is winning the standup battle so far.
Doolittle throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Fortunado on the side of the head.
Doolittle ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Fortunado moves away.
Fortunado is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doolittle can do to turn this around?
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A swing and a miss from Doolittle.
Doolittle throws a predictable looking body shot
letting Fortunado counter with a right hand.
Fortunado lands with a hook. Doolittle tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Fortunado tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Fortunado fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Doolittle has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Doolittle checks the leg kick.
Fortunado tests Doolittle's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Fortunado throws a hook to the side of Doolittle's head but Doolittle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Fortunado displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doolittle throws out the jab.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Doolittle might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Fortunado has got the better of the exchanges.
Doolittle throws a body punch but Fortunado moves out of range.
Fortunado scores with a shot to the body.
Doolittle looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Fortunado bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Doolittle's head backwards.
Fortunado goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Fortunado displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doolittle throws out the jab.
Fortunado appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Doolittle looks to score with a jab to the body but Fortunado is just out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado throws a body shot but no joy.
Doolittle checks a leg kick nicely.
Doolittle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fortunado.
Doolittle misses with an uppercut.
Fortunado thinks about countering with a body kick.
Fortunado avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Fortunado is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Fortunado throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A low kick from Doolittle is predictable there
and Fortunado counters with a thumping low kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doolittle avoids a kick to the body.
A looping hook to the body misses from Fortunado. Doolittle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Fortunado fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Fortunado swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Fortunado takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado misses with a body kick.
Doolittle keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Fortunado.
Fortunado scores with a head kick. Doolittle tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time.
Fortunado lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
A lazy left from Doolittle finds it's target.
Fortunado has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Doolittle finds it's way round the side to connect with Fortunado's head.
Doolittle misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Fortunado.
Fortunado throws a right and a left that Doolittle avoids nicely.
Fortunado takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Fortunado checks the leg kick.
Fortunado scores with a jab to the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doolittle takes a swing at Fortunado's ribcage but misses.
Fortunado throwing a counter right hand but Doolittle manages to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Fortunado misses the target.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Fortunado bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Doolittle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fortunado manages to avoid it.
Doolittle connects with the punch.
Fortunado scores with a nice strike.
Doolittle moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Doolittle throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Fortunado fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Doolittle connects with the punch.
Doolittle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fortunado manages to avoid it.
A quick step to the side and Fortunado tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Joaquin Fortunado dominated that second round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!

A decent looking body kick lands there for Fortunado.
Doolittle throws a looping overhand right but Fortunado ducks down to avoid it.
Fortunado throws a quick counter kick to the body but Doolittle avoids it.
Fortunado checks a low kick from Doolittle.
Fortunado appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
A shot to the body from Doolittle misses
and Fortunado counters with a thumping low kick.
Fortunado keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Fortunado is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doolittle.
Doolittle with a nice cross.
Fortunado connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A combination from Fortunado does no damage.
Fortunado lands a jab.
Fortunado misses with a wild body shot.
Both fighters circling a little - Doolittle finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doolittle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doolittle misses with a body shot
and Fortunado counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Doolittle pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Fortunado scores with a jab to the jaw.
Doolittle throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Fortunado counters with an inside leg kick.
Fortunado lands a nice looking body kick.
The fighters circling - Fortunado throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Fortunado fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Doolittle fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Fortunado manages to avoid it.
Doolittle lands a slapping body shot.
Doctor Doolittle has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado scores with a kick to the body.
Doolittle takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Fortunado throws the left hand but Doolittle avoids the punch easily.
Fortunado tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doolittle throws a jab when Fortunado was well out of range.
Doolittle avoids the body shot from Fortunado.
Doolittle lands a jab to the nose.
Fortunado misses with a body kick.
Fortunado changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Doolittle looks to land a right hand but Fortunado moved out of range.
Fortunado misses with a hook.
Doolittle takes one to the chin there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Fortunado looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Doolittle walks into a straight right hand from Fortunado.
Fortunado takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Doolittle keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doolittle misses with a body punch
and Fortunado makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Doolittle moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Doolittle has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Fortunado.
Doolittle avoids a kick to the body.
Fortunado takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Good exchange - Doolittle coming out on top.
Fortunado misses with a head kick.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fortunado takes one on the button.

Fortunado is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doolittle throws a nasty head kick that just misses. He throws another kick to the head of his opponent and almost takes it off! Fortunado crumples to the floor and the fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:17 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Doctor Doolittle!
A very excited looking Doctor Doolittle made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.