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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Pikku Pioneeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jontte Man (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pioneeri's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Lenin-setä asuu Venäjällä. Jontte Man is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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158 lbs
6 - 7 - 1 |
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168 lbs
5 - 5 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Dangerous knees
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pikku Pioneeri!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Jontte Man!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Jorge Garcia and Franklyn Lucas.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pioneeri tries to keep at a distance but Man has taken the fight into the clinch.
Pioneeri tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Man putting his Muay Thai to good use. He has Pioneeri in a tight clinch and is doing some damage with knees to the body.
Pioneeri misses with a hook from the clinch.
Pioneeri lands a nice uppercut.
Man tries to land knees in the clinch but Pioneeri avoids the damage to the body.
Man manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Man effectively controlling the action here.
Man lands a nice shot to the body.
Pioneeri tries to work over Man's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Pioneeri on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pioneeri avoids the elbow strike from Man, against the cage.
Man effectively controlling the action here.
Man struggles to land a body shot inside as Pioneeri controls his hands.
Pioneeri lands a right hand that snaps the head of Man backwards.
Pioneeri lands a right hand.
Man tries to work over Pioneeri's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A right hand to the body from Pioneeri.
Man misses with a punch on the inside.
Pioneeri lands a hook that snaps the head of Man backwards.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Man takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Pioneeri swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Man prevents a body shot from Pioneeri.
Man tries to pull guard but Pioneeri won't allow it.
Man tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Pioneeri smiles and moves away.
Man lands with a slapping head kick.
Man fails in his attempt to clinch.
Pikku Pioneeri seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Man tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Pioneeri counters with a two punch combo.
Man with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Pioneeri to score with a decent uppercut.
Pioneeri lands with a nice body punch.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pioneeri throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Pioneeri lands with an overhand left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Pioneeri throwing a counter right hand but Man manages to avoid it.
Man misses with a body shot.
Man lands with a cross.
Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Man tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Man buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
A cross from Pioneeri lands.
Man throws a head kick that half lands.
Pioneeri shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Pioneeri drops an elbow to the side of Man's head.
Man looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Man is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pioneeri pulls his head out easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri is nestled in close to Man, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Man wants to control but Pioneeri is keeping busy.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Pioneeri lands a nice short elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Pioneeri is looking for a kimura but Man is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Pioneeri to get the leverage.
Man is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Pioneeri pulls his head out easily.
Man manages to get to full guard.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Pioneeri with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Pioneeri has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Man escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Pioneeri gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Pioneeri postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri drops back looking for a leg! Man is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Man manages to kick Pioneeri off! Pioneeri jumps back into Man's guard.
Man working for a triangle but Pioneeri defends it easily.
Man utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Pioneeri trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
Man throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Man working for a triangle but Pioneeri defends it easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pikku Pioneeri dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Pioneeri lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
It looks like Jontte Man has been cut.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch but Pioneeri swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Man moves away from the strike by Pioneeri.
The fight moves into the clinch position.
Pioneeri prevents a body shot from Man.
Pioneeri throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
Pioneeri misses with some punches.
Knees in the clinch landing for Man.
Man jumps guard but Pioneeri turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pioneeri lands with a left to the head.
Man is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
Pioneeri is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Man can do to turn this around?
A hook to the body from Pioneeri.
Pioneeri escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Man throws a head kick but Pioneeri moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Man throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
A quick step to the side and Pioneeri tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
The fight stays on the outside here - Man looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Jontte Man is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Pioneeri moves out of range of the body kick from Man.
Pioneeri shuffles to his left behind two crisp jabs. Man eats them both and turns towards Pioneeri to reposition himself and eats a stinging right hand-left hook combo.
Man tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pioneeri swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Man tries to land a front kick but Pioneeri steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Pioneeri swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Pioneeri connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pikku Pioneeri is winning the standup battle so far.
Man forces Pioneeri back against the cage and clinches.
Pioneeri throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Mans head.
Pioneeri throws a punch but it's blocked by Man.
Pioneeri on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Pioneeri scores with a nice hook to the head.
Pioneeri turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Pioneeri manages to end up in side control.
This has been an exciting period of action!
You can see the frustration on Man's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri looks up at the clock and then as Man takes his cue and looks up at the clock too, Pioneeri smacks him right in the chops with a big elbow! How rude!
Pioneeri trying to control the position but Man is working away.
Man is trying to control Pioneeri's posture but Pioneeri avoids it.
Man manages to get back to half guard.
Man wants to control but Pioneeri is keeping busy and won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pioneeri slips a nice elbow through Man's hands, connecting with Man's forehead.
Man actively working from the bottom here.
Pioneeri is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Man is rocked!
Man is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Pioneeri scores with a couple of nice shots.
Man is still in real trouble! Can Pioneeri finish him?
Pioneeri scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Man looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Man looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Pioneeri working Man over with strikes.
Pioneeri is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
Man on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Pioneeri lands a big elbow from half guard. That looks like it's hurt Man quite badly. Man pulls Pioneeri in close trying to recover. Pioneeri postures up and lands two really hard shots that put Man on queer street! The ref takes a look and decides to call an end to the fight! Possibly an early stoppage but Man doesn't seem to be complaining too much.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Pikku Pioneeri!
After winning the bout, Pikku Pioneeri thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.
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hype
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