PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Thoreaux AssKicken (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alejandro Scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). AssKicken's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, 5 finger death punch: Bad Company. Scott is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Alejandro - Lady Gaga. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

AssKicken
vs
Scott

190 cm
23
215 lbs
7 - 0 - 1

191 cm
21
212 lbs
6 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

MayheM sportswear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 0 - 1, fighting out of Amsterdam, Thoreaux AssKicken!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Alejandro Scott!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
AssKicken drops his hands momentarily and Scott takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
AssKicken scores with a decent looking hook.
AssKicken misses with a straight right.
AssKicken throws a shot from downtown. Scott moves away and avoids it.
Scott lands the left hand.
Scott misses with a double jab.
Scott with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling AssKicken to score with a decent uppercut.
AssKicken paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Scott defending well as AssKicken loads up on a big left hand.
A lazy left from Scott finds it's target.
Scott looks for the body kick but AssKicken saw that one coming.
It looked like AssKicken wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Scott thuds his shin into the meat of AssKicken's side.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Scott manages to avoid it.
Scott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.
AssKicken looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Scott throws a leg kick
and AssKicken counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
AssKicken is looking to score with low kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scott throws a shot from downtown. AssKicken moves away and avoids it.
AssKicken walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Scott ducks down and throws a hook to the body but AssKicken moves away.
Scott misses with a lunging right hand
and AssKicken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Scott thinking.
AssKicken gets cracked there but stands up to it.
AssKicken scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. Scott takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Scott scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. AssKicken doesn't seem bothered though.
Nice body punch from AssKicken.
AssKicken misses with a hook. Scott ducked under it nicely.
Scott jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Scott misses with a looping left.
Nice cross by Scott.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scott tries to clinch but AssKicken moves out of range.
Scott lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Alejandro Scott seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Scott, as that shot connected.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Scott shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
AssKicken on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
A nice leg kick lands there from Scott.
AssKicken connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Scott momentarily.
Scott tries to clinch up.
AssKicken digs a good hook to Scott's body.
AssKicken throws a nice outside leg kick.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Scott.
AssKicken tries to move into range but Scott moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Scott darts in trying to clinch
and AssKicken counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Scott thinking.
Scott tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. AssKicken manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
AssKicken looks to land a left hand but Scott moved out of range nicely.
A left lands for AssKicken.

Scott rushes AssKicken and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Scott is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables AssKicken to keep the fight standing.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for AssKicken.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.

AssKicken breaks the clinch.
Scott uses good head movement to avoid the hook from AssKicken.
Scott throws a sloppy head kick and AssKicken moves out of range easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scott lands a nice leg kick that just misses AssKicken's sensitive parts.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Scott's head but Scott sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It seemed like Scott was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
AssKicken swings for the body but Scott moves out of range.
Scott cracks AssKicken with a right hand to the side of the head.
AssKicken moves out of range of the body kick from Scott.
AssKicken walks into a left hand.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Scott throws an uppercut from half a mile away. AssKicken sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Scott lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Scott.
A lazy left from Scott finds it's target.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Scott throws a lazy uppercut
and AssKicken counters with a stiff right hand.
Scott throws a leg kick that is checked
and AssKicken connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Scott waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract AssKicken.
AssKicken jabs Scott right on the nose. Scott blinks but takes it well.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Alejandro Scott will probably get the nod.
That's time! Back to the action!

Scott scores with a jab to the body.
Scott misses with a low kick.
Scott ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
AssKicken uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Scott.
AssKicken rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Scott moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
AssKicken just misses with a punch to the body.
Scott steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from AssKicken.
Scott misses with a body shot.
Scott throws a wild body kick that AssKicken sees coming a mile off.
A looping hook to the body misses from Scott. AssKicken does a little dance to reset his feet.
Scott scores with a nice strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
AssKicken misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
AssKicken keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
AssKicken swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Scott avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Scott throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
AssKicken is looking to land body kicks.
AssKicken is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
AssKicken connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Scott gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Scott misses with a straight right.
Scott scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Scott lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Scott connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
AssKicken jabbing away but nothing is landing.
AssKicken cracks Scott with a good jab.
Alejandro Scott seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Scott scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
This has been an exciting period of action!
AssKicken jabs Scott to the body, keeping him at a distance.
AssKicken throws a body punch but Scott moves out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Scott misses with a leg kick.
Scott looks to throw a body kick
and Scott takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
AssKicken moves into range and connects with a jab.
Scott clobbers AssKicken with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Scott swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
AssKicken rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Scott counters with an outside leg kick.
AssKicken throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
AssKicken scores with a nice right hand.
AssKicken will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Scott uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by AssKicken.

Scott has closed the distance and engaged AssKicken in a clinch.
A head punch on the inside from AssKicken fails to land.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Scott tries to break free but AssKicken pushes him back against the cage.
Scott misses with a body punch.
AssKicken tries to break the clinch but Scott is controlling the position.

Scott breaks from the clinch.
AssKicken connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
AssKicken gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
AssKicken scores with a hook to the body. Scott takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Scott paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Scott darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Scott keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from AssKicken.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Scott checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
AssKicken throws a hook to the side of Scott's head but Scott sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Scott looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Scott throws a front kick that sends AssKicken stumbling back into the cage.
AssKicken throws a nice looking combination but Scott bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
AssKicken looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Scott throws the left hand but AssKicken avoids the punch easily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A shot to the liver by AssKicken. Beautiful body shot.
Scott is looking to clinch.
AssKicken looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
AssKicken uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Scott has time to react.
The crowd cheers as Scott lands an impressive looking overhand right. AssKicken doesn't seem phased though.
Good exchange - Scott coming out on top.
AssKicken throws a leg kick but Scott moved away.
Scott lands with a kick to the ribs.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Alejandro Scott will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

A telegraphed right hand from Scott misses the target.
AssKicken misses the shot to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
AssKicken looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Scott cracks AssKicken with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A nice inside leg kick there by Scott. That's going to slow AssKicken down.
Scott moves away from the strike by AssKicken.
Scott ducks right into an uppercut from AssKicken.
A jab from AssKicken misses.
Despite the aggression on Scott's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Scott keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scott scores with a shot to the body.
AssKicken swings for the body but Scott moves out of range.
AssKicken moves away from the strike by Scott.
AssKicken throwing a counter right hand but Scott manages to avoid it.
AssKicken scores with a hook.
AssKicken tests Scott's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
AssKicken on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
AssKicken throws a lazy uppercut
and Scott counters with a body kick.
AssKicken uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Scott.
AssKicken bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
AssKicken cracks Scott with a good jab.
AssKicken throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
AssKicken avoids the body shot from Scott.
Scott tries to work over AssKicken's front leg with a kick but AssKicken checks it.
AssKicken tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Scott was well out of range. Poor timing from AssKicken.
The fighters circling - Scott throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Scott cracks a nice hook into AssKicken's ribs.
AssKicken dips to his left and cracks Scott with an uppercut!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
AssKicken misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Scott counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Scott lands with a big left! AssKicken is wobbled badly! Scott comes in with a flurry of punches and drops AssKicken to the floor. The ref jumps in to save him from unneccessary punishment.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Alejandro Scott!
Alejandro Scott is the new light heavyweight champion!
A victorious Alejandro Scott thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
Thoreaux AssKicken spoke after the fight, saying ' Nice win, Champ.'.