PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shia LaBeouf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Shit Face (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LaBeouf comes to the cage accompanied by Riptide. Face has chosen Blue clear sky as his entrance music. Shit Face acknowledges the crowd's support as he enters the cage.

LaBeouf
vs
Face

178 cm
41
165 lbs
31 - 28 - 4

176 cm
39
157 lbs
38 - 28 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Excellent grappler
Decent boxing
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 31 - 28 - 4, fighting out of Montreal, Shia LaBeouf!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 28 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Shit Face!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Gregory Folan and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Face darts in looking for a takedown but LaBeouf gets double underhooks and turns Face into the cage.
Face with a poor takedown
and LaBeouf counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Face dives in and grabs LaBeouf's left leg, looking for a takedown. LaBeouf pushes down on Face's head and hops out.
Shia LaBeouf has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Shit Face.
LaBeouf throws a series of punches but Face avoids them all with ease.
Face throws a hook but LaBeouf avoids it easily.
As Face looks to move away, LaBeouf throws a big counter combo but Face just gets out of the way.
Face tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but LaBeouf swivels and escapes.
Face shoots and misses
and LaBeouf counters with a left and a right that stings Face.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but LaBeouf avoids it really well and circles away.
LaBeouf connects with a high kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
LaBeouf fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Face avoids it really well and circles away.
LaBeouf lands a leg kick that knocks Face off balance momentarily.
Face has his takedown stuffed
and LaBeouf counters with a series of strikes. Face will be more careful next time no doubt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
LaBeouf looks to throw a body kick

and Face counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
LaBeouf looks to be in better condition than last time we saw him fight. Obviously he's been working hard on his cardio.

Face is working for a kimura but LaBeouf is defending it quite comfortably.
LaBeouf is looking for a sweep. Face is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Face is looking to take a break and control but LaBeouf is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

LaBeouf looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.

Face is working for a kimura but LaBeouf is defending it quite comfortably.
LaBeouf moves into full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

LaBeouf is active off his back here, looking for submissions.

LaBeouf is looking for a triangle but Face pushes his legs off easily.
LaBeouf is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Face tries to free his leg and advance position but LaBeouf is retaining full guard.

Face drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and LaBeouf dives on top into guard.

LaBeouf trying to control the position from guard on top but Face is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
LaBeouf throws a big elbow that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
LaBeouf's corner is telling him to maintain position.
Face tries to land a sweep but no joy.
LaBeouf cracks Face with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
LaBeouf chips away with some ground and pound.
Face not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
LaBeouf preventing the sweep.
LaBeouf missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
LaBeouf trying to control the position from guard on top but Face is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Shia LaBeouf dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Face blocks a head kick by LaBeouf.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
LaBeouf is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Face can do to turn this around?
LaBeouf tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Face was well out of range. Poor timing from LaBeouf.
Face drops down looking to force a counter takedown but LaBeouf defends it well.

LaBeouf decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Face is trying to maintain the position but LaBeouf is very close to passing his half guard.

LaBeouf is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
LaBeouf is looking to stall here but Face recovers full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Face is trying to keep LaBeouf in close.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Face is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
LaBeouf throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Face manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. LaBeouf manages to get himself to full guard.

Face drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Face jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Face trying to control but LaBeouf is working from the bottom.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Face's corner. There ya go! There ya go!

LaBeouf throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Face lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Face content to strike from guard, landing some decent shots.
LaBeouf is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.

Face works his way to full guard. Good work.
LaBeouf throws a big right hand that misses.
LaBeouf trying to control but Face is working from the bottom.
Face has momentary wrist control but LaBeouf slips an elbow through the middle.
Face keeping full guard, as LaBeouf tries to pass.
LaBeouf postures up in Face's guard and throws a big left but Face blocks it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
LaBeouf is stalling in the full guard.
LaBeouf preventing the sweep.
Face is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
LaBeouf is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as LaBeouf accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
LaBeouf trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
LaBeouf stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Face swivels though and keeps the full guard.
LaBeouf wants to control from the top but Face keeps moving.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Face has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.

LaBeouf avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

Face has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but LaBeouf can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
LaBeouf won't allow Face to sweep him here.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Shia LaBeouf will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

A punch combination from LaBeouf misses.
Face flicks out a counter leg kick but LaBeouf steps away.
Face tries a head kick but it misses.
LaBeouf jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
LaBeouf lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

LaBeouf looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.
Face works his way to full guard. Good work.
LaBeouf postures up.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

LaBeouf throws a sloppy strike and Face has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! LaBeouf is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Face!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:56 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Shit Face!
Shit Face is the new lightweight champion!
Shit Face decided to call for a title shot in his post fight interview, which was very strange given the fact this fight was for a title and he's already the champion. I guess that's what getting punched in the head does for you.
In defeat, Shia LaBeouf stepped up to the mic, saying 'how about we end this rivalry with a trilogy fight'.