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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between War Steroids (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nuke Dukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Steroids's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Immortal - Tyrants. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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178 cm
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217 lbs
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210 cm
18
210 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent knees
Likes ground |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, War Steroids! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Nuke Dukem! The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, Chad Campbell and David Schapiro.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Dukem shoots for a double leg takedown but Steroids sprawls well. He's pushed Dukem's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily. Steroids could do with loosing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely. Steroids closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Dukem to the mat! Dukem manages to get full guard. Steroids trying to control but Dukem is working from the bottom. Steroids is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there. Dukem will have to put a bit more behind his punches if he's going to do any damage from this position.
Steroids scoring with punches to the head and body. Steroids drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Steroids jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Dukem is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two. Steroids wants to control from the top but Dukem keeps moving. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Steroids trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet. Steroids drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Steroids jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position. Steroids tries to free his leg and advance position but Dukem is retaining full guard. Steroids trying to control but Dukem is working from the bottom.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Dukem tries for a takedown but Steroids circles away easily and Steroids counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Steroids. Dukem striking off his back but it's not causing Steroids any problems. Dukem is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Dukem wants to control but Steroids passes easily into half guard.
Dukem is looking for a sweep. Steroids is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position. Steroids is looking for a kimura but Dukem is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Steroids to get the leverage. Steroids is thwarting Dukem's attempts to control the position. Steroids works his way into side control. Dukem is looking to reverse the position.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Steroids moves into full mount! Steroids working for a guillotine from mount but Dukem is in no mood to give up. Dukem is writhing around trying to get back to his feet. Steroids is working close to his opponent, looking to work a submission by the looks of things. Oh, he's managed to get a guillotine from mount as his opponent reached up! That looks tiiiiight! Will he tap? YES, he's tapped! Impressive submission by Steroids!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). War Steroids!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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