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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Whatacunt Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Marcellus Clay (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both these fighters are unbeaten, so somebody's 0 has got to go!Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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195 cm
27
217 lbs
12 - 0 - 0 |
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191 cm
21
265 lbs
6 - 0 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world! Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
12 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Whatacunt Bones! And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
6 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Marcellus Clay! The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Micheangelo Fripello and Paul Gruel.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bones lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Clay misses with a looping left. Bones keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Bones takes a swing at Clay's ribcage but misses. Clay is trying to avoid his opponent's strikes and get into the clinch. Clay fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bones manages to avoid it. Clay with a hook. Bones throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Clay. Clay lands a slapping body shot.
Bones avoids a punch combination nicely.
A little feinted left hand from Bones on the counter but he doesn't commit to it. Bones looks to land a right hand but Clay moved out of range. Clay circles and sees the opportunity to plant his feet and throw a really nice straight left hand that drops Bones to the canvas! Bones doesn't know where he is but he's trying to survive - Clay keeps piling on the pressure and forces the referee to step in! This one is aaaaaall over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Marcellus Clay! Marcellus Clay is the new super heavyweight champion! Marcellus Clay thanked the fans post fight for their support.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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