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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Dardan Douchebag (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Buzz Baxster (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Douchebag comes to the cage accompanied by Donkey. Buzz Baxster will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.
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155 lbs
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Abu Dhabi Champ
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dardan Douchebag!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Buzz Baxster!
The judges for this bout are Alyssa Summers, Eddie Farnsworth and Chad Campbell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Baxster darts in and clinches Douchebag up against the cage.
Douchebag's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Douchebag takes a knee to the side of the body.
Baxster scores with a shoulder strike.
Douchebag is working for a takedown up against the cage. He can't get it on this occasion though.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Baxster tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Douchebag takes a knee right on the jaw!
Baxster misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Douchebag.
Douchebag on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Baxster fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Baxster lands an uppercut.
Baxster lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Douchebag.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Douchebag can't get the takedown.
Baxster looking to throw knees to the head but Douchebag is blocking nicely.
Baxster missing with knees to the body.
Douchebag is trying to trip Baxster. He has hold of a leg but Baxster is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Douchebag persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Baxster being controlled here, momentarily.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
Douchebag in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time.
Douchebag cracks Baxster with a solid left hand.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving.
Douchebag won't allow Baxster to get back to his feet.
Baxster is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Douchebag throwing strikes from guard but Baxster blocks nicely.
Baxster working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Douchebag.
Douchebag has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
Baxster wants to clinch up but Douchebag keeps it at a distance.
Douchebag closes the distance and clinches.
Douchebag breaks from the clinch.
Buzz Baxster seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Douchebag forces Baxster back against the cage and clinches.
Douchebag is looking for a takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Dardan Douchebag. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Baxster prevents the takedown attempt.
Baxster lands an elbow just above Douchebag 's eye.
Baxster misses with a punch to the body.
A short body shot lands from Baxster as the two fighters clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baxster lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Baxster using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Baxster with a knee to the head.
Baxster tries a knee to the head but Douchebag blocks it.
Baxster has Douchebag pressed against the cage, preventing Douchebag from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Douchebag turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!
Baxster is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
Douchebag misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
Douchebag is looking to take a break and control but Baxster is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
Baxster regains half guard, as Douchebag was trying to land strikes.
Douchebag not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Douchebag sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Baxster defending well though.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Douchebag throws a strike but Baxster avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
Baxster has momentary wrist control but Douchebag slips an elbow through the middle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Buzz Baxster dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Baxster tries to close the distance and clinch up but Douchebag swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Douchebag takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Baxster misses with a body kick.
Douchebag avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Douchebag is trying hard to land a takedown here. Baxster sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Douchebag connects with a nice looking jab.
Baxster throws an overhand right that lands on Douchebag's shoulder, as Douchebag tries to avoid the shot.
Baxster throws a leg kick but Douchebag sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Baxster throws a jab when Douchebag was well out of range.
Douchebag changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Baxster misses with a body kick.
Douchebag moves out of range of the body kick.
Baxster has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Baxster misses with an uppercut
and Douchebag counters with a takedown into side control.
Baxster on the wrong end of some ground and pound.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Douchebag throws a strike aimed at the side of Baxster's head but Baxster avoids it well.
Douchebag remains in side control and seems content to stay there. It's a versatile position from which he can work both strikes and submissions, whilst maintaining that control, so maybe he'll sit here for a while.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Baxster regains half guard there - taking advantage of Douchebag's attempt to lay and pray for a moment.
Douchebag throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Douchebag not landing any meaningful shots this time.
Douchebag wants to control but Baxster is keeping him busy.
Baxster regains full guard, whilst avoiding punches from Douchebag.
Douchebag is looking to work some ground and pound but Baxster has wrist control.
Baxster preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Douchebag loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Douchebag missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Baxster wants to get back to his feet but Douchebag is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Douchebag throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Douchebag with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee claps his hands together and tells the fighters to work.
Douchebag wants to control from the top but Baxster keeps moving.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Douchebag on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Baxster tries to sprawl but Douchebag drives through with a takedown into half guard.
Baxster manages to escape and get back to his feet!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Baxster tries to clinch but Douchebag is having none of it.
Baxster has taken the fight to the clinch.
Baxster tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Douchebag's elbow.
Baxster throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Douchebag blocks it with crossed arms.
Douchebag blocks an uppercut.
Douchebag working hard to break the clinch.
Douchebag has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Baxster clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Douchebag looking to hold on to the position here but Baxster rolls and ends up regaining guard.
Douchebag showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Douchebag works over Baxster with some ground and pound from guard.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Baxster keeping moving, preventing Douchebag from controlling successfully.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Douchebag accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Douchebag postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Douchebag with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dardan Douchebag overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Douchebag working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag throws a big elbow that misses.
Douchebag throws a big right hand that misses.
Douchebag trying to control the position from guard on top but Baxster is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Baxster pushes Douchebag off for just long enough to get back to his feet. Very athletic spring there.
Douchebag fails with a takedown attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Buzz Baxster will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!
Douchebag shoots in looking for a takedown. Baxster tries to sprawl out of it but Douchebag keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Baxster manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Baxster throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Douchebag shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Baxster napping and manages to drive through into side control!
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Baxster is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Douchebag wants to lay and pray for a moment but Baxster keeps working.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Douchebag wants to control but Baxster is keeping him busy.
Douchebag working the ground and pound.
Check out the look on Douchebag's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Douchebag throwing strikes but missing, from side control.
Baxster wants to get back to his feet.
Douchebag scores with a couple of short elbows.
Douchebag postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Baxster is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Douchebag asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Buzz Baxster is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.
Douchebag trying to control the position but Baxster is working away.
Baxster managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Douchebag.
Baxster parries the strikes from Douchebag easily there. Douchebag is wary of posturing up too much because it might enable Baxster to escape.
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
Baxster dodges the ground and pound from Douchebag.
Douchebag in side control, trying to ground and pound but not landing this time.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag throws an elbow but Baxster slips to the side and avoids it well.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Baxster defends.
Douchebag fails to land a wild elbow strike.
Douchebag working the head and body with strikes.
The strikes coming from Douchebag are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Baxster takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Douchebag lands some shots froms side control.
The ground and pound from Douchebag seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Baxster defending against the ground and pound.
Douchebag in side control, throwing shots but Baxster defends.
Douchebag lands a nice forearm strike.
Baxster is not content to let Douchebag control the position.
Baxster defending against the ground and pound.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Douchebag throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
Baxster is trying to escape and get back to his feet.
Douchebag postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Dardan Douchebag has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Douchebag trying to control the action but Baxster is working from the bottom.
Douchebag tries to score with some ground and pound. Baxster controls his posture well this time though and the shots don't do any damage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Douchebag misses with the ground and pound.
Douchebag scoring with punches from side control.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dardan Douchebag showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Baxster has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 28:29
Judge Eddie Farnsworth scores the fight 28:29
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Buzz Baxster!
A victorious Buzz Baxster thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
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