PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Victor Von Lotusflower (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ted Getstoned (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Getstoned has chosen The Game and Skrillex-El Chapo as his entrance music. Victor Von Lotusflower has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Von Lotusflower
vs
Getstoned

178 cm
18
160 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

150 cm
27
155 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Cardio machine

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Urban Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Victor Von Lotusflower!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ted Getstoned!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Robert Twigg and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Lotusflower with a hook.

Getstoned gets a clinch.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Lotusflower.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower scores with a nice hook to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Getstoned.
Getstoned is working Lotusflower over against the cage.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Getstoned tries a body shot but Lotusflower blocks it.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower tries to throw a body punch but Getstoned avoids it by throwing Lotusflower back against the cage.
Lotusflower tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Getstoned lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Lotusflower or not.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Getstoned misses with a punch to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lotusflower doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned blocking some punches.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower lands a right hand that snaps the head of Getstoned backwards.
Lotusflower tries a body shot but Getstoned blocks it.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned misses with a punch to the body.
Getstoned tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lotusflower's elbow.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.
Getstoned lands a left hand.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Getstoned is working Lotusflower over against the cage.
A short right from Lotusflower on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
A shot in the inside from Getstoned.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Lotusflower misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
Getstoned lands a body punch in the clinch.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower lands with a left to the head.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
A short body shot lands from Lotusflower as the two fighters clinch.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Getstoned lands a nice shot to the body.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A nice right hand lands inside from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Lotusflower lands a body shot.
Getstoned tries a body shot but Lotusflower blocks it.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower tries to land knees in the clinch but Getstoned avoids the damage to the body.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Getstoned misses with a body punch.
Lotusflower prevents a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned scores with a nice hook to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Getstoned trying to stall but Lotusflower improves his position.
Still in the clinch, Getstoned scores with a nice short uppercut.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned tries to work over Lotusflower's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Lotusflower lands a shot to the body.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.
Lotusflower tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Getstoned's elbow.
Lotusflower lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Victor Von Lotusflower dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Getstoned uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Lotusflower.
A big right from Lotusflower misses.

Lotusflower clinches with his opponent.
Getstoned lands a hook that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower missing with knees to the body.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower lands a nice uppercut.
Lotusflower trying to land knees to the body.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lotusflower.
Lotusflower struggles to land a body shot inside as Getstoned controls his hands.
Lotusflower tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Getstoned's elbow.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The referee calls for Getstoned to work.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned tries to stall but Lotusflower uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Lotusflower can't find room to land a body shot as Getstoned controls the action.
Getstoned tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lotusflower creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Lotusflower gets through Getstoned's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower gets through Getstoned's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Lotusflower misses with some punches.
Getstoned tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Lotusflower's elbow.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Lotusflower lands a shot to the body.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Getstoned can do to turn this around?

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Getstoned throws a punch but it's blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Getstoned takes a shot to the head.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Lotusflower misses with a punch to the body.
Nice body punch from Lotusflower - that landed with a thud.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Lotusflower creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Victor Von Lotusflower has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Lotusflower working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Getstoned lands a body shot.
Getstoned blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.
Getstoned tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Lotusflower pushes Getstoned back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Lotusflower misses with a punch to the body.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Still in the clinch, Getstoned scores with a nice short uppercut.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
A short left from Lotusflower.

Getstoned is rocked!
Getstoned blocking some punches.
Getstoned is still on wobbly legs! Can Lotusflower finish him?
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Lotusflower swings wildly with an uppercut but Getstoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lotusflower swings away with an uppercut that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower misses with a short punch on the inside.
Good body shot from Getstoned.
A head punch on the inside from Lotusflower fails to land.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned seems to have recovered his senses.
Getstoned lands a left hand that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards.
Lotusflower misses with a hook to the ribs.
Lotusflower lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Getstoned.
Nice body punch from Lotusflower.
Getstoned lands a right hand that snaps the head of Lotusflower backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Getstoned presses Lotusflower against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Getstoned.
Lotusflower makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Lotusflower lands with a short shot to the head.
A head punch on the inside from Lotusflower fails to land.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned misses with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned working aggressively here.
A right hook to the body lands for Lotusflower.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A shot in the inside from Lotusflower.
Getstoned blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower throws a punch but it's blocked by Getstoned.
A left hand lands to the body for Getstoned.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Victor Von Lotusflower dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Getstoned looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.

Lotusflower drives through and clinches with Getstoned against the cage.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower tries to work over Getstoned's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned prevents a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower misses with a hook from the clinch.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a right to the head.
Getstoned blocks an uppercut.
Lotusflower throws a head punch that misses.
Lotusflower working aggressively here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Getstoned goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Getstoned misses with a punch on the inside.
Lotusflower scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lotusflower tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Lotusflower tries to land knees in the clinch but Getstoned avoids the damage to the body.
Lotusflower lands a right hand that snaps the head of Getstoned backwards.
Getstoned working aggressively here.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.
Lotusflower misses with the head strike.
Lotusflower misses with a punch on the inside.
Lotusflower lands with a light punch inside.
Getstoned tries to work over Lotusflower's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Getstoned blocks a body shot from Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Lotusflower has a couple of punches blocked by Getstoned.
Lotusflower lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Lotusflower swings wildly with an uppercut but Getstoned uses good head movement to avoid it.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Lotusflower scores with a shoulder strike.
Lotusflower lands a shoulder strike.
Lotusflower misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Victor Von Lotusflower is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Getstoned is the more experienced fighter here and he's going to need to draw on some of that experience if he's going to pull this one out the bag.
Getstoned misses with a body punch.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Getstoned tries to throw a body punch but Lotusflower avoids it by throwing Getstoned back against the cage.
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lotusflower blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Getstoned misses with some punches.
Lotusflower blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Getstoned lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Lotusflower blocking some punches.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Getstoned.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Lotusflower.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
Ted Getstoned has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
Getstoned swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Getstoned throws a head punch that misses.
A short body shot lands from Getstoned as the two fighters clinch.
Lotusflower blocks a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned can't find room to land a body shot as Lotusflower controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lotusflower lands an uppercut.
Lotusflower prevents a body shot from Getstoned.
Getstoned misses with a hook to the ribs.
Getstoned misses with a hook from the clinch.
Getstoned lands a body shot in the clinch.
Getstoned has a couple of punches blocked by Lotusflower.
Lotusflower blocks an uppercut.
Getstoned working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A head punch on the inside from Getstoned fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Getstoned.
A short right from Getstoned on the inside.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Ted Getstoned.
Well Lotusflower has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!
Judge Robert Twigg scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight for Victor Von Lotusflower!

Victor Von Lotusflower wins by unanimous decision!
An out of breath Victor Von Lotusflower thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.