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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Power Lifter (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ryo Theyer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Ryo Theyer was going to win. Let's see if he was right.
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288 lbs
1 - 1 - 0 |
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265 lbs
4 - 2 - 0 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Power Lifter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Ryo Theyer!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Paulsen Ambrosius and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Theyer darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Lifter is trying to get back to full guard.
Lifter really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Theyer is working for a submission of some sort.
Theyer looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
Theyer is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lifter is defending against the submission attempts here by Theyer.
Lifter knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Theyer on the ground.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Theyer is trying for a kimura here. Lifter looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Theyer wins by kimura!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:33 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Ryo Theyer!
Ryo Theyer tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
Power Lifter spoke after the fight, saying 'Bollocks'.
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energy
A | B |
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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