PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Prudence Goss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Balka Islander (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Goss 's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Hit a muthafucker. The crowd seem to be enjoying Islander's choice of entrance music: We will rock you. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Goss
vs
Islander

180 cm
26
180 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
25
185 lbs
1 - 3 - 0

Decent wrestler
Decent elbows
Good chin

BJJ White Belt
Dangerous knees
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Prudence Goss !
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Balka Islander!
The judges for this bout are Michael Johnstone, Bart Greer and Winston Alpacca.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Islander displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Goss .
Goss circles away from the clinch attempt.
Goss throws a right and a left that Islander avoids nicely.
Goss misses with the combination.
Islander uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Goss .
A telegraphed right hand from Goss misses the target.

Goss throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Islander was covering up waiting for the punch and Goss finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Goss is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Goss seems to have a rather negative gameplan on the ground. He seems keen to just score the takedown and hold down Islander for as long as he can get away with.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Islander can't keep his opponent in guard - Goss advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Goss is looking to advance position but Islander won't allow it.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Goss performing his best blanket impression for a moment.
Islander is in trouble now - Goss has advanced to mount!
Goss takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Goss continues to stall.

Goss looking to isolate an arm here. Islander doesn't see it coming and as Goss extends the arm, he's forced to tap out! Nice submission by Goss !

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Prudence Goss !
Prudence Goss decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
Balka Islander was interviewed post fight and said 'I have chosen to retire from mma. Going back to the island life. Thank you.'.