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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lenny Gordon (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Biggus Dickus has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.
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240 lbs
3 - 3 - 0 |
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190 cm
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220 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ White Belt
Great elbows
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Lenny Gordon!
The judges for this bout are David Hoff, Michael Johnstone and Winston Alpacca.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gordon scores with a three punch combo!
Decent striking displayed by Dickus there.
It looks like Lenny Gordon has been cut.
Dickus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Dickus checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Dickus looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Gordon ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Dickus moves away.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Gordon!
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon avoids it easily.
Gordon misses with a two punch combination.
Dickus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Dickus fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gordon manages to avoid it.
Dickus pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Gordon throws a shot from downtown. Dickus moves away and avoids it.
Lenny Gordon seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gordon fails with an attempt to clinch.
Gordon tries to clinch but Dickus is having none of it.
Dickus connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Dickus avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Gordon throws a big shot that misses.
Gordon lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Gordon staying out of range there.
Dickus swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Gordon is looking to clinch.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Gordon.
Gordon throws a poor cross that misses
and Dickus counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Gordon lands with an overhand left.
Dickus throws a series of punches but Gordon moves out of range.
Gordon just misses with a punch to the body.
Dickus avoids the body shot from Gordon.
Dickus keeps the fight on the outside.
A big right from Dickus misses.
Dickus is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Gordon.
Gordon wants to clinch but Dickus slips to the side
letting Dickus counter with a right hand.
Dickus wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Dickus throws a hook to the side of Gordon's head but Gordon sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Dickus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gordon lunges at Dickus with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Dickus's hand.
Gordon tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Dickus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gordon looks to land a combination but Dickus avoids it well.
Dickus scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Dickus bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gordon swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Dickus counters with a stiff right hand.
Gordon wants to clinch up but Dickus keeps it at a distance.
Dickus takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Gordon tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Dickus was well out of range. Poor timing from Gordon.
Gordon scores with a crisp jab that stopped Dickus in his tracks.
Dickus ducks under a wild hook from Gordon.
Dickus misses with a hook. Gordon ducked under it nicely.
Gordon bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Dickus's head.
Gordon smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Gordon swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon blocks it.
Dickus scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Gordon steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dickus.
Gordon takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gordon throws a hook to the side of Dickus's head but Dickus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gordon has tried to improve his agility in the runup to this fight.
Dickus just misses with a punch to the body.
Gordon scores with a sloppy right hand. Dickus should have avoided that one.
Gordon keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus throws a shot from downtown. Gordon moves away and avoids it.
Dickus cracks Gordon with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Dickus circles away from the clinch attempt
and Dickus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Gordon takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gordon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Gordon will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fight stays on the outside here - Gordon looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Dickus connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Gordon momentarily.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Dickus misses with an uppercut. Gordon saw that one coming.
Some wild striking there from Dickus.
Dickus swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Gordon counters by moving into the clinch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Gordon throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickus.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gordon gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Gordon lands an elbow just above Dickus 's eye.
Nice elbow from Gordon.
Dickus lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Dickus dodges an elbow strike from Gordon.
Gordon creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Gordon looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Dickus avoids the elbow strike from Gordon, against the cage.
Dickus lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Gordon or not.
Dickus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
Dickus doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Dickus lands a hook that snaps the head of Gordon backwards.
Dickus blocks an elbow strike.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickus.
Gordon looks winded!
Gordon pushes off an throws an elbow but Dickus leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Still in the clinch, Dickus scores with a nice short uppercut.
A right handed body shot lands from Dickus.
Dickus escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Dickus throws a hook but Gordon blocks it.
Dickus lands a jab-cross combination.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Biggus Dickus dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Lenny Gordon's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
Gordon tries to clinch up.
The fighters circle momentarily. Gordon darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dickus scores with a punch to the head.
That has opened up Lenny Gordon's cut even more.
Dickus rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Gordon moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Biggus Dickus is winning the standup battle so far.
Gordon takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Gordon is rocked!
Dickus swats away the attempt to clinch by Gordon.
Dickus scores with a jab.
Gordon is still on wobbly legs! Can Dickus finish him?
Gordon throws a right hand that misses
and Dickus counters with a crisp right that sends Gordon to the canvas! Dickus follows up with punches from the mount and this one is all over!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Biggus Dickus!
Biggus Dickus decided to hype himself up post fight. It was going well but he went on about it a bit too long and the crowd turned on him a little.
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hype
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RATING
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