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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Taco Stiffy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jerry Lawler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Stiffy's entrance music is The taco dance. A fine choice. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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285 lbs
7 - 3 - 0 |
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300 lbs
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Good takedowns
Counter fighter
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Taco Stiffy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 3 - 0, fighting out of The Island, Jerry Lawler!
The judges for this bout are Santiago Holmes, Michael Johnstone and Daniel Franklin.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Stiffy. Lawler does a little dance to reset his feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with an uppercut. Lawler saw that one coming.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Lawler throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Stiffy's waist but Stiffy gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Lawler off to one side.
Stiffy looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler looks for a takedown but Stiffy sprawls well.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Lawler misses with a takedown attempt - Stiffy sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stiffy throws a hook to the side of Lawler's head but Lawler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a body shot that sends Lawler's belly button to the back.
Jerry Lawler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lawler blocks a jab.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Lawler is defended easily by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a telegraphed body shot
so Lawler counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Stiffy has a loose triangle. He'll be looking to tighten that up but Lawler can see exactly what he's planning and manages to posture up and free himself.
Stiffy is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Lawler stays in close to Stiffy's body and controls the position.
Lawler passes into half guard.
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking for a sweep. Lawler is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Stiffy actively working from the bottom here.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy trying to control here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Lawler wants to control but Stiffy is keeping him busy.
Stiffy is looking to improve his position.
Lawler content to control rather than advance.
Lawler wants to take a breather but Stiffy is having none of it.
Lawler wants to free his trapped foot but Stiffy is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Lawler keeps trying to improve his position.
Stiffy tries to get to full guard but Lawler has control of the leg.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Lawler is trying to control the action in half guard but Stiffy is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
The referee looks like he's ready to step in and stand the fighters back up.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Stiffy takes a swing at Lawler's ribcage but misses.
Lawler takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Lawler gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Lawler moves out of range as Stiffy strikes.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Lawler blocks a jab.
Lawler looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Taco Stiffy dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Stiffy is really struggling to find his range with his punches. Lawler's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
Lawler's coach down at ReVoLuT!oN !sL@nD GYM was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Lawler's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
Lawler shoots in but no luck this time.
Lawler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Stiffy throws out a powerful jab.
Stiffy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Lawler can do to turn this around?
Lawler uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Stiffy.
Lawler tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lawler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Taco Stiffy is winning the standup battle so far.
Nice sprawl there from Stiffy as Lawler shoots in.
Lawler's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stiffy connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Lawler scrambles back to his feet.
Lawler is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Lawler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Stiffy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Lawler moves away.
Lawler is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lawler walks into a left hand.
Stiffy pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Jerry Lawler is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Stiffy throws a lazy right hand but Lawler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
A telegraphed right hand from Stiffy misses the target.
And Lawler tries to counter it with a takedown but Stiffy pushes his down on his head and steps out.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stiffy as he jumps to the side.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Lawler ducks under a wild hook from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Lawler.
Stiffy throws a hook but Lawler avoids it easily.
Nice takedown defense from Stiffy. No joy for Lawler on that attempt.
Stiffy changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
Stiffy jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Lawler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Stiffy pinned against the cage. Stiffy gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Lawler shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Stiffy as he avoids it easily.
Nice shot lands for Stiffy.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Stiffy thows a left - swing and a miss!
No luck for Lawler with that takedown attempt.
Stiffy misses with a hook.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Nice cross by Stiffy.
Stiffy cracks Lawler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lawler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Stiffy.
Nice defenses there by Lawler.
Stiffy connects with a crisp jab.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a straight left.
A big right from Stiffy misses.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lawler.
Stiffy just misses with a punch to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy throws a looping overhand right but Lawler ducks down to avoid it.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Stiffy feinted with a counter takedown.
Lawler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Nice cross by Stiffy.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Lawler moves out of range of the strikes.
A jab lands there for Stiffy.
A big left from Stiffy misses.
Lawler shoots for a takedown but Stiffy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Stiffy leaves Lawler with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Lawler shoots in looking for a takedown but Stiffy manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Lawler's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Taco Stiffy dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Stiffy throws a jab but it's blocked by Lawler.
Lawler will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Stiffy swings for the body but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Lawler's head backwards.
Stiffy throws a body punch but Lawler moves out of range.
Stiffy misses with a wild body shot.
Lawler tries to score a power double leg takedown but Stiffy sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Lawler somewhat.
Good standup being displayed there by Stiffy as he connects with a hook.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lawler takes a jab right on the kisser.
Stiffy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Lawler slips a straight right by Stiffy.
Stiffy misses with a hook.
Lawler fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Stiffy avoids it really well and circles away.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Taco Stiffy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jerry Lawler.
Lawler takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Stiffy drops down looking for a counter takedown but Lawler sprawls and moves away.
Lawler with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Stiffy to score with a decent uppercut.
Lawler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Stiffy throws out the jab.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Stiffy digs a good hook to Lawler's body.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Lawler takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jerry Lawler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy looks to land a left hand but Lawler moved out of range nicely.
Taco Stiffy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Stiffy fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Lawler looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Stiffy fails to land with a series of punches.
Stiffy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Stiffy digs a good body shot into Lawler's ribs.
Stiffy throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Lawler drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Stiffy defends it well.
Stiffy stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Stiffy wants it to stay on the feet.
Lawler avoids the body shot from Stiffy.
Lawler slips under a jab from Stiffy.
Stiffy misses the jab.
Stiffy waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lawler.
Lawler takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stiffy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lawler manages to avoid it.
Lawler closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Stiffy's guard.
Stiffy pulls Lawler in to control the position.
Lawler wants to control from the top but Stiffy keeps moving.
Stiffy is controlling Lawler's posture.
Stiffy escapes his hips to the side and looks to be working for an armbar. Lawler gives him a little smile and shakes his head. No chance.
Stiffy has a closed guard, preventing anything of note from happening. Perhaps he's looking to stall.
Stiffy is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Lawler is aware though and is defending well.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Stiffy looking to hit a scissor sweep but Lawler is one step ahead there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Lawler stands and throws Stiffy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Lawler tries to advance to mount but Stiffy denies him.
Stiffy is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Lawler off and has taken his back!
Lawler trying to control the action but Stiffy just sinks the hooks in.
Stiffy lands punches and elbows.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Lawler covers up after that shot from Stiffy.
And that's the end of the fight!
Taco Stiffy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Stiffy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Santiago Holmes scores the fight 30:26
Judge Michael Johnstone scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Taco Stiffy!
Taco Stiffy took some time post fight to say the following; 'SNIFFY KNOWS HOES ! '.
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hype
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