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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Antero Vasara (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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178 cm
26
171 lbs
3 - 4 - 0 |
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170 cm
27
170 lbs
8 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
3 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Antero Vasara! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
8 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa! The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Timothy Bukovac and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Vasara was well out of range. Poor timing from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. A slow jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses its intended target. It looked like Vasara wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit. WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a body shot.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa connects with a body shot. Jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. A combination from WawaWeeeeewaaaa does no damage. Vasara is looking to counter punch. WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a wild combination.
Vasara bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut. WawaWeeeeewaaaa has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from WawaWeeeeewaaaa there as he acknowledges the shot. WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming. Vasara scores with a sloppy right hand. WawaWeeeeewaaaa should have avoided that one. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Vasara lands an overhand right. WawaWeeeeewaaaa walks into a straight right hand from Vasara. WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a looping right. Sloppy strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa. Those never looked like landing. Jab by Vasara. WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook but Vasara blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round. A swing and a miss from Vasara. WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Vasara sees it coming and avoids it easily. Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a combination. Vasara tries to block but a couple of punches get through. WawaWeeeeewaaaa walks into a stiff left hand from Vasara. Vasara lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head. WawaWeeeeewaaaa doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body. Vasara fakes a jab and then connects with a hook. WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands a nice shot that snaps Vasara's head back.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa slips a jab from Vasara. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Vasara connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed WawaWeeeeewaaaa momentarily.
Nice body punch from Vasara. WawaWeeeeewaaaa ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Vasara moves away. A big right from WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses. WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a right hand and Vasara counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Vasara walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head. A jab lands there for WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Vasara is rocked! A looping hook to the body misses from Vasara. WawaWeeeeewaaaa does a little dance to reset his feet. Oh Vasara is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!! WawaWeeeeewaaaa goes for a small jab and connects. Now WawaWeeeeewaaaa goes in closer pressing the issue. Left hook, right straight! Vasara stumbles back but WawaWeeeeewaaaa runs in with a huge uppercut knocking Vasara to the ground! What a finish! You have to wonder if Vasara will ever be the same after a knockout like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:05 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa! A very excited looking Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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