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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Tairy The Snuggler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jonny Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Snuggler comes to the ring accompanied by The Snuggler TV Theme. Tairy The Snuggler has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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265 lbs
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252 lbs
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Solid boxing
Cardio machine
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Great elbows
Good gas tank
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tairy The Snuggler! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Jonny Bones! The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Don Winkell and Jack Bonds.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Bones closes the distance and clinches. Bones throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bones misses with an elbow over the top. Bones looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights. The Snuggler throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Snuggler misses with an elbow strike.
Bones gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head. Bones tries to throw a body punch but The Snuggler avoids it by throwing Bones back against the ropes. The Snuggler is looking to control Bones's arms but Bones gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Snuggler has his back to the ropes. The Snuggler blocks an elbow strike. The Snuggler blocks an elbow strike from Bones.
Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
Bones managing to block the knees to the body from The Snuggler.
Bones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bones looks to throw an elbow but misses. Bones throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
The Snuggler throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The Snuggler wants to stall.
Bones comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
It looks like Tairy The Snuggler has been cut.
That's one minute gone in the round. With the fighters up against the ropes, Bones throws an elbow but misses. Bones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bones creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Bones misses with a punch to the body.
Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
Bones throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Snuggler has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance. Bones avoiding damage as The Snuggler throws knees to the body.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bones throws an elbow but misses. Good body shot from Bones.
The Snuggler misses with an elbow strike.
Bones lands a damaging elbow. Bones creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Snuggler's defenses. The Snuggler is looking to control Bones's arms but Bones gets an underhook and turns him. Now The Snuggler has his back to the ropes. Bones creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Snuggler's defenses. With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bones just misses with a elbow thrown towards The Snuggler's brow. The Snuggler avoids a wild elbow strike from Bones.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The Snuggler is pushing Bones up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. A nice glancing elbow lands by Bones. The Snuggler throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Good body shot from Bones.
Bones managing to block the knees to the body from The Snuggler.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. The Snuggler lands a nice elbow from the clinch. The Snuggler scores a nice knee to the body.
Bones throws an elbow that misses.
The Snuggler throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bones works on The Snuggler's body with a couple of short punches. The Snuggler throws an elbow but it misses.
The Snuggler takes an elbow to the temple. The Snuggler throws an elbow that misses.
The Snuggler takes an elbow to the forehead. Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jonny Bones dominated that round. The cut man is working on Tairy The Snuggler's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
A head kick by The Snuggler misses and Bones counters with a lovely straight right hand! Bones tries to close the distance and clinch but The Snuggler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Bones doesn't manage to clinch there - The Snuggler circles away.
Bones tries to clinch up against the ropes, rushing in to close the distance. The Snuggler manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat. Bones throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent The Snuggler stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Bones tries to close the distance and clinch but The Snuggler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. A jab lands there for Bones. A swing and a miss from The Snuggler. The Snuggler looks to throw the jab but Bones is out of range. Bones tries to clinch up. Bones throws a head kick that misses. The Snuggler lands with a nice body kick. Bones lands with a kick to the temple. The Snuggler shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?" The Snuggler looks to land a right hand but Bones moved out of range. A cross from The Snuggler lands. This has been an exciting period of action! Bones thuds his right hand into The Snuggler's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters. The Snuggler throws a big shot that misses. The Snuggler missing with a left hand there. Bones was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one. Bones doesn't manage to clinch there - The Snuggler circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round. Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Snuggler swats him away and circles back towards the center. Bones moves out of range of the strikes. A head kick misses from Bones. The Snuggler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. The Snuggler misses with a kick to the body.
Bones slips under a jab. Bones tries to close the distance and clinch but The Snuggler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. A head kick from Bones lands but The Snuggler takes it in his stride. Bones fails in his attempt to clinch. Bones ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face. Bones fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with The Snuggler, pushing him back against the ropes. Bones dodges an elbow strike from The Snuggler.
The Snuggler dodges an elbow strike from Bones.
The Snuggler blocks an elbow strike. The Snuggler takes an elbow to the forehead. Bones avoids a wild elbow strike from The Snuggler. Bones on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Bones has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes. The Snuggler avoids the elbow strike from Bones, against the ropes.
The Snuggler wants to get back to striking at distance but Bones won't allow it.
Bones looks to throw an elbow but misses. Jonny Bones seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far. This has been an exciting period of action! A nice glancing elbow lands by Bones.
Tairy The Snuggler's cut is getting worse. The Snuggler is pushing Bones up against the ropes, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word. The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky. Bones managing to block the knees to the body from The Snuggler.
Bones creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through The Snuggler's defenses. The Snuggler manages to break the clinch.
The Snuggler looks to land a right hand but Bones moved out of range. Bones uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook. The Snuggler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Snuggler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bones tries to clinch but The Snuggler is having none of it. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Jonny Bones showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on Tairy The Snuggler's cut. That's time! Back to the action!
Bones bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes. The Snuggler misses with the body kick letting Bones counter with a right hand. The Snuggler pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Tairy The Snuggler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. Bones fails in his attempt to clinch. The Snuggler turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick. The Snuggler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bones. Bones fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Snuggler looks to land a body kick but Bones moved away. Bones is looking to clinch. Bones is looking to clinch but The Snuggler is avoiding it.
Bones blocks the body kick.
The Snuggler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bones tries to clinch up but The Snuggler circles away and keeps his distance. The Snuggler lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bones is looking to land body kicks. The Snuggler swings widly with a right hand
and Bones counters with a lovely straight right hand! The Snuggler misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Snuggler throws the kick towards the body but Bones avoids it. Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but The Snuggler paws at him with a jab and circles away. The Snuggler misses with a body kick.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Snuggler is looking to land body kicks. Bones throws a fast counter high kick but The Snuggler manages to duck under it in time. Bones tries to clinch but The Snuggler moves out of range. The Snuggler is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Bones tries to close the distance and clinch but The Snuggler swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. The Snuggler misses with a hook. Bones plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! Tairy The Snuggler is winning the standup battle so far. The Snuggler throws a half hearted mid kick. The Snuggler misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Bones has taken the fight to the clinch.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bones throws an elbow but misses. The Snuggler swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones lands an elbow that stopped The Snuggler in his tracks for a moment. Bones throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Bones. The Snuggler missing with knees to the body.
Bones lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
That's two minutes gone in the round. The Snuggler trying to land knees to the body.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
The Snuggler trying to land knees to the body.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Bones. Bones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Snuggler. Bones avoids the elbow strike from The Snuggler, against the ropes.
The Snuggler lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bones backwards. The Snuggler throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Bones throws an elbow that misses.
The Snuggler blocks the elbow strike.
Bones creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. The Snuggler trying to land knees to the body.
Bones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes. The Snuggler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bones.
Bones lands an elbow inside.
Tairy The Snuggler's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it. The Snuggler blocks an elbow strike. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close third round but Jonny Bones just about did enough to take it. The cut man is working on Tairy The Snuggler's cut. The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
The Snuggler tries to land a front kick but Bones steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed. Bones avoids the head kick by The Snuggler.
The Snuggler throws a body kick that misses. Bones moves out of range as The Snuggler throws a body kick.
Bones wants to clinch. Bones pulls out of a head kick attempt.
The Snuggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Bones. Bones throws a head kick that misses. The Snuggler lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Bones takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. The Snuggler misses with a right hand and Bones connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Bones moves in looking to clinch but The Snuggler pushes him off. The Snuggler scores with a decent looking hook. The fight stays on the outside here - Bones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Snuggler pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way. The Snuggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Bones. The Snuggler misses with a body kick. Bones throws a fast counter high kick but The Snuggler manages to duck under it in time. The Snuggler throws a head kick but Bones moves out of range.
Bones throws a counter combo. The fighters circling - The Snuggler throws out the jab but it was never going to land. The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. That kick from The Snuggler tenderised Bones's leg. Bones is trying to keep his angry face on. The Snuggler throws a body kick but he wasn't in range. The Snuggler looking to land some kicks to the body here.
The Snuggler tries a head kick but it misses.
The Snuggler tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. The Snuggler throws a push kick but Bones slaps the foot to one side. Bones connects with a solid leg kick. The Snuggler throws a leg kick but Bones checks it. Bones lands a high kick!
Bones cracks The Snuggler with a good jab. Bones uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Snuggler.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bones misses with an attempted mid kick.
The Snuggler swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. Bones fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Snuggler tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! The Snuggler circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Snuggler looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it. Bones swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made. Bones fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Snuggler throws a sloppy head kick and Bones moves out of range easily. Bones moves into the clinch. Bones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes. The Snuggler throws a knee to the head but misses.
The Snuggler blocks the elbow strike.
The Snuggler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bones.
Bones lands a nice elbow from the clinch. Bones avoiding damage as The Snuggler throws knees to the body.
The Snuggler lands an elbow that stopped Bones in his tracks for a moment. The Snuggler misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Bones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tairy The Snuggler had his way with Jonny Bones in that round. The cut man is working on Tairy The Snuggler's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
The Snuggler thows a leg kick but Bones checks it and Bones counters with a solid body kick. Tairy The Snuggler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here! Bones avoids a lazy jab quite easily. A lazy left from The Snuggler finds it's target. Bones tries to clinch there but The Snuggler circles away.
The Snuggler lands a head shot. Bones lands a nice shot that snaps The Snuggler's head back.
Bones avoids the head kick by The Snuggler.
The Snuggler avoids the head kick by Bones.
The Snuggler misses with a looping right. Bones is clearly looking to counter with head kicks. The Snuggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Bones. The Snuggler throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Bones tries to clinch but The Snuggler is having none of it. The Snuggler tries a head kick but it misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bones looks like he's thinking about clinching though. The Snuggler swats away the attempt to clinch by Bones.
That's one minute gone in the round. The Snuggler throws the kick towards the body but Bones avoids it. The Snuggler misses with an uppercut
and Bones counters with a flying knee. Nice. The Snuggler gets tackled into the ropes by Bones. Bones maintains the clinch. With the two fighters working up against the ropes, Bones just misses with a elbow thrown towards The Snuggler's brow. Bones misses with an elbow over the top. The Snuggler dodges an elbow strike from Bones.
Bones avoids a wild elbow strike from The Snuggler. Bones comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. Bones pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the ropes. Bones avoiding damage as The Snuggler throws knees to the body.
The Snuggler blocks an elbow strike. Bones misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters up against the ropes, Bones throws an elbow but misses. The Snuggler wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Bones has him pressed against the ropes. Bones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Snuggler's efforts to push away. Bones throws an elbow that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Bones stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body. With the two fighters working up against the ropes, The Snuggler just misses with a elbow thrown towards Bones's brow. The Snuggler is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Bones is defending well for now. Bones lands an elbow that stopped The Snuggler in his tracks for a moment. The Snuggler tries to land knees in the clinch but Bones avoids the damage to the body. Nice elbow from Bones. This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Bones throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Bones avoiding damage as The Snuggler throws knees to the body.
Bones lands an elbow just above The Snuggler 's eye.
Jeez, Tairy The Snuggler's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked. The Snuggler pushes off an throws an elbow but Bones leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the ropes. Bones throws an elbow but it misses.
Bones misses with an elbow strike.
Bones lands an elbow inside that The Snuggler shrugs off. Bones lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Tairy The Snuggler's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 5, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Jonny Bones! A victorious Jonny Bones thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter. In defeat, Tairy The Snuggler stepped up to the mic, saying 'i AM the snuggler'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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RATING
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