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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Doyle Brunson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and FannyPack SissyPants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying SissyPants's choice of entrance music: Scooters. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!
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260 lbs
25 - 5 - 0 |
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282 lbs
13 - 3 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
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World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
25 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Doyle Brunson!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, FannyPack SissyPants!
The judges for this bout are Taro Takaoka, Hirohito Nitta and Yasuomi Hirokawa.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brunson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
SissyPants looks to score with a jab to the body but Brunson is just out of range.
Brunson lands with a shot to the body.
The fighters circling - SissyPants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A leg kick checked by Brunson.
Brunson went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Brunson tries to clinch up
letting SissyPants counter with a right hand.
Brunson fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brunson looks to score with a jab to the body but SissyPants is just out of range.
SissyPants stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Brunson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nice cross by SissyPants.
Brunson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as SissyPants throws out the jab.
SissyPants dodges the punch combination from Brunson.
Brunson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from SissyPants.
That's one minute gone in the round.
SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Brunson.
SissyPants cracks a nice hook into Brunson's ribs.
Brunson throws a poor cross that misses
and SissyPants counters with a stiff right hand.
SissyPants fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Brunson misses with a hook. SissyPants ducked under it nicely.
SissyPants misses with a low kick as Brunson jumps back.
Brunson fails in his attempt to clinch.
SissyPants swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Brunson shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Sloppy strikes from SissyPants. Those never looked like landing.
Brunson throws a combination but it was largely blocked by SissyPants.
A looping hook to the body misses from SissyPants. Brunson does a little dance to reset his feet.
SissyPants throws a body punch but Brunson moves out of range.
Brunson tries to counter by moving into the clinch but SissyPants manages to circle out of the way.
SissyPants scores with a crisp jab that stopped Brunson in his tracks.
SissyPants closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
SissyPants swings for the body but Brunson moves out of range.
Nice jab there from SissyPants.
SissyPants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Brunson manages to avoid it.
SissyPants scores with a jab.
Brunson misses with a looping left.
SissyPants swats away the attempt to clinch by Brunson.
SissyPants stuns Brunson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
SissyPants looks to land a left hand but Brunson moved out of range nicely.
SissyPants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Brunson.
SissyPants appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
SissyPants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Brunson.
SissyPants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
SissyPants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
SissyPants is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Brunson had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Brunson.
Brunson slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Brunson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Good standup being displayed there by SissyPants as he connects with a hook.
SissyPants misses with a hook.
SissyPants takes a jab right on the kisser.
SissyPants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Brunson.
SissyPants with a nice cross.
SissyPants lands the left hand.
SissyPants stuns Brunson with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Brunson throws an overhand right that lands on SissyPants's shoulder, as SissyPants tries to avoid the shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
SissyPants connects with a single shot there.
SissyPants swings for the body but Brunson moves out of range.
SissyPants defending well as Brunson loads up on a big left hand.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Brunson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but SissyPants circles away quickly and effectively.
Brunson darts in and clinches SissyPants up against the cage.
SissyPants has a couple of punches blocked by Brunson.
SissyPants misses with a short punch on the inside.
SissyPants throws a head punch that misses.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow.
Brunson swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Brunson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brunson lands a body shot.
Brunson misses with a hook from the clinch.
Brunson blocks an elbow strike.
Brunson lands with a short shot to the head.
Brunson pushes off an throws an elbow but SissyPants leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Brunson throws a punch but it's blocked by SissyPants.
SissyPants tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the forehead.
Brunson misses with an elbow over the top.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Brunson.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
FannyPack SissyPants dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
SissyPants connects with a body shot.
Brunson uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by SissyPants.
SissyPants has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Brunson lands a really nice looking cross but SissyPants seems unphased.
Brunson misses with a head kick.
SissyPants moves away from the strike by Brunson.
SissyPants punishes Brunson's body with a nice straight punch.
Brunson keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from SissyPants.
A lazy left from SissyPants finds it's target.
Brunson takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
FannyPack SissyPants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Brunson misses with a body shot.
Brunson darts in and clinches SissyPants up against the cage.
Brunson creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Brunson creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through SissyPants's defenses.
SissyPants misses with the head strike.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
SissyPants trying to land knees to the body.
Brunson lands a shoulder strike.
Still in the clinch, Brunson scores with a nice short uppercut.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Brunson.
Brunson lands a nice elbow.
SissyPants dodges an elbow strike from Brunson.
Brunson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow.
SissyPants tries a body shot but Brunson blocks it.
Brunson throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Brunson gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Brunson just misses with a elbow thrown towards SissyPants's brow.
SissyPants dodges an elbow strike from Brunson.
SissyPants blocks an elbow strike from Brunson.
Brunson throws an elbow that misses.
Brunson has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
With the fighters up against the cage, Brunson throws an elbow but misses.
SissyPants swings wildly with an uppercut but Brunson uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Brunson.
Brunson tried to land a shot to the body but connects with SissyPants's elbow.
Brunson tries to work over SissyPants's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
SissyPants lands a hook to the side of the head.
Brunson throws an elbow but it misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a body punch.
SissyPants misses with a hook from the clinch.
SissyPants misses with some punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
SissyPants tries to work over Brunson's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Brunson pushes SissyPants back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
SissyPants takes an elbow to the temple.
SissyPants tries to throw a body punch but Brunson avoids it by throwing SissyPants back against the cage.
SissyPants blocks a body shot from Brunson.
Nice body punch from SissyPants - that landed with a thud.
Brunson blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Brunson lands a shoulder strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from SissyPants.
SissyPants lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
A short left from SissyPants.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Brunson creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
SissyPants misses with a punch to the body.
SissyPants lands a right hand that snaps the head of Brunson backwards.
SissyPants blocks an elbow strike from Brunson.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Brunson struggles to land a body shot inside as SissyPants controls his hands.
Brunson pushes off an throws an elbow but SissyPants leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Brunson pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
SissyPants misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Brunson.
Brunson's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Nice body punch from Brunson - that landed with a thud.
SissyPants presses Brunson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
SissyPants lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Brunson is rocked!
Doyle Brunson has scored more points in the clinch so far.
SissyPants dips a shoulder and cracks Brunson with a mighty uppercut! Brunson falls back against the cage and SissyPants unloads with a barrage of strikes! Brunson is completely out with his eyes open, only supported by the cage! Save him ref! Eventually the ref decides to do his job and jumps in - SissyPants screams abuse at the incompetent official before going over to celebrate with his corner. Brutal stuff!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:34 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). FannyPack SissyPants! FannyPack SissyPants retains his heavyweight title!
FannyPack SissyPants decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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