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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Iko Morrowind (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Noam Chomsky (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Morrowind's entrance music is The Foggy Dew. A fine choice. Chomsky has chosen System Of A Down BYOB as his entrance music. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.
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180 lbs
5 - 1 - 0 |
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177 lbs
28 - 16 - 0 |
BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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Good wrestler
Excellent MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Iko Morrowind!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Noam Chomsky!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Dillan Fox and Alec Ball.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A low kick from Chomsky misses
enabling Morrowind to counter with a crisp jab.
Morrowind cracks Chomsky with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Morrowind throws out a loose jab but Chomsky uses good head movement to avoid it.
Morrowind throws a looping overhand right but Chomsky ducks down to avoid it.
Morrowind throws the left hand but Chomsky avoids the punch easily.
Morrowind swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
It seemed like Chomsky was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Morrowind lands with a hook. Chomsky tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Chomsky keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Chomsky tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Chomsky defending well as Morrowind loads up on a big left hand.
Nice uppercut there from Morrowind.
A looping hook to the body misses from Morrowind. Chomsky does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Chomsky tries for a takedown but Morrowind sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Danga de danga de dang - Morrowind scores with a four punch combination!
Morrowind on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Chomsky. Chomsky obviously looking to wear him down.
Iko Morrowind is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Morrowind throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Chomsky throws a hook but Morrowind avoids it easily.
Morrowind throws a jab when Chomsky was well out of range.
A jab from Morrowind does it's job there.
Chomsky looks for a takedown but Morrowind sprawls well.
Chomsky throws a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A telegraphed right hand from Chomsky misses the target.
Chomsky takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Chomsky on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Chomsky throws a head kick that misses.
An attempted straight right counter from Morrowind misses the target.
Morrowind throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Chomsky stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Good exchange - Morrowind coming out on top.
Good work by Morrowind as he checks the leg kick.
Morrowind defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Chomsky.
Iko Morrowind has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Noam Chomsky.
Chomsky is looking to chop away at Morrowind's legs.
Morrowind smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Good shot there by Chomsky.
Chomsky uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Morrowind.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Morrowind checks a leg kick.
Chomsky goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Chomsky slips a straight right by Morrowind.
Morrowind lands with a nice body punch.
Chomsky gets off balance looking for a body kick
and Morrowind counters with a straight right hand.
Morrowind throws a left and a right that both miss
letting Chomsky counter with a right hand.
Morrowind jabs Chomsky to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Morrowind swings for the body but Chomsky moves out of range.
Chomsky tries to counter by closing the distance.
Chomsky throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Morrowind counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Chomsky throws a solid leg kick but Morrowind takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Chomsky.
Morrowind connects with a good right hand that stumbles Chomsky. Chomsky circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Chomsky with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Morrowind to score with a decent uppercut.
Chomsky fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Morrowind is out of range.
Morrowind appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Morrowind lands with a good body shot.
Chomsky misses with a looping left.
It looked like Morrowind wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Morrowind misses with a hook
and Chomsky counters with a straight right hand.
Morrowind punishes Chomsky's body with a nice straight punch.
Morrowind drops Chomsky with a beautiful combination! Chomsky stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Morrowind is looking for the KO!
Chomsky is rocked!
Morrowind plants his feet and throws a 3 punch combo. Miss, miss, boom! The third punch, a big right hook, connects right on the temple and drops Chomsky to the mat, unconscious! This fight is all over! Chomsky just couldn't keep out of the way of the whole flurry of punches!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Iko Morrowind!
A very excited looking Iko Morrowind made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Noam Chomsky stepped up to the mic, saying 'If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we don't believe in it at all.'.
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hype
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pop
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