PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zeus Obliteratii (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lethal Larry (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Obliteratii comes to the cage accompanied by Walkürenritt. Larry is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Promise Man. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Obliteratii
vs
Larry

180 cm
29
204 lbs
20 - 6 - 0

186 cm
28
201 lbs
15 - 18 - 1

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 2 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Zeus Obliteratii!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 18 - 1, fighting out of New York, Lethal Larry!
The judges for this bout are Kenichi Hosakawa, Yuuki Gou and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jab by Obliteratii.

It looks like Lethal Larry has been cut.
Obliteratii on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Larry looks to land a body kick but Obliteratii moved away.
Larry looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Good exchange - Obliteratii coming out on top.
Larry takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Larry is rocked!
Obliteratii pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Obliteratii has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Larry finds it's way round the side to connect with Obliteratii's head.
Obliteratii cracks Larry on the jaw with a powerful right hand and Larry falls backwards against the cage. Obliteratii follows up with more strikes that drop Larry to his knees. Obliteratii keeps the pressure on and the referee jumps in to save Larry! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Zeus Obliteratii!
A very excited looking Zeus Obliteratii made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.