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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Shia LaBeouf (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sigurd Lodbrok (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). LaBeouf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Riptide. Lodbrok is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Killing in the name of.... Shia LaBeouf has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?
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178 cm
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165 lbs
31 - 30 - 4 |
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168 cm
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165 lbs
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Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
31 - 30 - 4, fighting out of Montreal, Shia LaBeouf! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
20 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Sigurd Lodbrok! The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Dillan Fox and Robert Douchet.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Lodbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. LaBeouf walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Lodbrok checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side. Lodbrok throws a combination that misses and LaBeouf counters with a nice uppercut. LaBeouf takes a kick to the side of the head. LaBeouf throws a body kick that digs right into the meat. Lodbrok misses with the combination.
Lodbrok takes one on the chin but seems OK.
A head kick from Lodbrok lands but LaBeouf takes it in his stride. Sigurd Lodbrok seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout. LaBeouf tries a low kick but Lodbrok avoids it. LaBeouf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lodbrok.
LaBeouf jabbing away but nothing is landing. This has been an exciting period of action! Lodbrok steps to the side to avoid the strikes from LaBeouf. Lodbrok throws a counter combo. LaBeouf misses with a straight left. Lodbrok misses with a straight left. An inside leg kick from LaBeouf misses. Lodbrok moves away from the strike by LaBeouf.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lodbrok uses good head movement to avoid the hook from LaBeouf. That kick from LaBeouf tenderised Lodbrok's leg. Lodbrok is trying to keep his angry face on. Lodbrok misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Lodbrok throws a sloppy head kick and LaBeouf moves out of range easily. A head kick misses from Lodbrok. A combination from Lodbrok does no damage. LaBeouf bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick. No joy there for Lodbrok, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
LaBeouf blocks a head kick by Lodbrok.
Lodbrok takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Lodbrok tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. LaBeouf throws a hook to the side of Lodbrok's head but Lodbrok sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully. Lodbrok lands with a slapping head kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. LaBeouf scores with a three punch combo!
LaBeouf takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
LaBeouf takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Lodbrok fails to land with a series of punches.
LaBeouf throwing a counter right hand but Lodbrok manages to avoid it.
That's two minutes gone in the round. LaBeouf tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. LaBeouf throws a nice looking combination but Lodbrok bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Lodbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. A head kick misses from LaBeouf. Lodbrok misses with a double jab.
LaBeouf misses with a double jab.
Lodbrok throws a right hand that LaBeouf ducks under and follows up with a left that LaBeouf also avoids with ease. LaBeouf throws a body punch but Lodbrok moves out of range. Lodbrok slips under a jab. Lodbrok throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
LaBeouf looks to land a combination. Lodbrok sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots. Lodbrok tries a head kick but it misses.
Lodbrok tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him. Lodbrok throws a right and a left that both miss. LaBeouf throws a right and a left that both miss. LaBeouf throws a body kick that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lodbrok looks to score with a combo but nothing lands. Lodbrok's jab looks to have found its range, popping LaBeouf under the eye. Lodbrok throws a combination but it was largely blocked by LaBeouf. Lodbrok rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but LaBeouf moves out of range and avoids them all easily. A leg kick checked by LaBeouf. LaBeouf fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lodbrok manages to avoid it. LaBeouf blocks a head kick by Lodbrok.
Lodbrok closes the distance and lands a one-two. LaBeouf lands a lovely overhand right. Lodbrok throws a nice looking combination but LaBeouf bobs and weaves to avoid any damage. Lodbrok throws a right hand that LaBeouf ducks under and follows up with a left that LaBeouf also avoids with ease. Lodbrok misses with a jab, cross combination.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show! Lodbrok throws a sloppy head kick and LaBeouf moves out of range easily. Lodbrok defending well as LaBeouf loads up on a big left hand. LaBeouf lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Lodbrok closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. LaBeouf finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
That's four minutes gone in the round. LaBeouf drops his hands momentarily and Lodbrok takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head. Lodbrok misses with the combination.
Lodbrok throws a series of punches but LaBeouf avoids them all with ease. Lodbrok throws a leg kick but LaBeouf moved away. LaBeouf dodges the punch combination from Lodbrok.
LaBeouf seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter. Lodbrok throws a looping overhand right but LaBeouf ducks down to avoid it. LaBeouf is looking to counter punch. Lodbrok swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target. LaBeouf lands with a hook. Lodbrok tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head. LaBeouf throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land. Lodbrok throws a head kick that misses. The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end. Lodbrok closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so. Lodbrok falls off balance throwing a combination
and LaBeouf counters with a stiff right hand. LaBeouf scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business. LaBeouf throws a head kick that misses. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close round but Sigurd Lodbrok will probably get the nod. That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.
LaBeouf scores with a hook. Lodbrok misses with a head kick.
Lodbrok tries a switch kick but it misses it's target. LaBeouf swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect. Lodbrok throws a right and a left that both miss. Lodbrok jabbing away but nothing is landing. Lodbrok plants his feet and lands a nice head kick! A jab from LaBeouf misses. LaBeouf looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple. LaBeouf scores with a body shot.
LaBeouf digs a good body shot into Lodbrok's ribs. LaBeouf swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Lodbrok. LaBeouf throws a mid kick that lands with a slap. The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so! Lodbrok throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
LaBeouf looked to counter with a high kick but didn't commit. Sigurd Lodbrok is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. LaBeouf misses with a straight left. Lodbrok swinging wildly here.
Lodbrok bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
That's one minute gone in the round. Lodbrok uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by LaBeouf.
Sigurd Lodbrok seems to be getting the better of the standup. LaBeouf lands with a nice body punch. LaBeouf darts in and out, connecting with a jab. LaBeouf has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ. LaBeouf lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
LaBeouf rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Lodbrok moves out of range and avoids them all easily. A head kick by Lodbrok misses and LaBeouf counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head. LaBeouf misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
LaBeouf changes levels and scores with a jab to the body. A left lands for LaBeouf. No joy there for LaBeouf, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Lodbrok on the wrong end of a nice hook. Sloppy strikes from Lodbrok. Those never looked like landing. This has been an exciting period of action! Lodbrok throws a series of punches but LaBeouf avoids them all with ease. LaBeouf feinted there with a counter leg kick. Lodbrok moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body. LaBeouf clobbers Lodbrok with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise. Lodbrok misses with a jab, cross combination.
That's two minutes gone in the round. LaBeouf scores with a shot to the body.
Lodbrok throws a solid leg kick but LaBeouf takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Lodbrok. LaBeouf misses with a head kick.
LaBeouf fails to land with a series of punches.
Lodbrok throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and LaBeouf counters with a nice kick to the body. A left lands for LaBeouf. LaBeouf scores with a head kick. Lodbrok tried to block it but didn't get his arm up in time. LaBeouf fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Lodbrok is out of range. Lodbrok throws a big counter head kick but LaBeouf avoids it with no problem. Lodbrok throws a sloppy body shot
and LaBeouf counters with a left to the body. Lodbrok scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent. That kick from LaBeouf tenderised Lodbrok's leg. Lodbrok is trying to keep his angry face on. LaBeouf throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Lodbrok lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent. Lodbrok throws a head kick but LaBeouf moves out of range.
LaBeouf misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Lodbrok.
LaBeouf showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Lodbrok.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Lodbrok swinging wildly here.
LaBeouf scores with a one two! Lodbrok had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Lodbrok is rocked! LaBeouf lands with a big right hook that stumbles Lodbrok - he's out on his feet here! LaBeouf follows up with another monster hook that separates Lodbrok from consciousness! Lodbrok falls, almost in slow motion to the canvas! LaBeouf stands and admires his work as the crowd go wild.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:27 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Shia LaBeouf! Shia LaBeouf took to the mic in his post fight interview and said 'moving up to 170 to fight Nick Diaz'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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