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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pikku Pioneeri (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pioneeri is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Lenin-setä asuu Venäjällä. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!
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158 lbs
7 - 7 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 7 - 1, fighting out of New York, Pikku Pioneeri!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Lou da Vinci and Alyssa Summers.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pioneeri uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Pioneeri throws the left hand but WawaWeeeeewaaaa avoids the punch easily.
Pioneeri throws a combination. WawaWeeeeewaaaa tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Pioneeri steps to the side to avoid the strikes from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Pioneeri throws a good cross that connects.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a low kick.
It seemed like Pioneeri was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa with a nice cross.
Pioneeri fails to land with a series of punches.
Some bone on bone action there as Pioneeri checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa misses with a hook.
Pioneeri doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A left lands for Pioneeri.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa scores with a shot to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Pioneeri circles away quickly and effectively.
Pioneeri slips under a jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa swings and misses with a hook to the body.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pioneeri throws out the jab.
Pioneeri lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Pioneeri throws a hook but WawaWeeeeewaaaa blocks it.
Pioneeri slips a jab from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
A head kick misses from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws a hook but Pioneeri blocks it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pioneeri throws out a powerful jab.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pioneeri counters with a nice uppercut.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Borat WawaWeeeeewaaaa seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
WawaWeeeeewaaaa lands with a cross.
Some wild striking there from WawaWeeeeewaaaa.
Pioneeri defending well as WawaWeeeeewaaaa loads up on a big left hand.
Despite the aggression on Pioneeri's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Pioneeri just misses with a punch to the body.
Pioneeri closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Pioneeri creates some space and throws a big elbow, but WawaWeeeeewaaaa sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Pioneeri laying and praying for a moment but WawaWeeeeewaaaa takes advantage and regains half guard.
Pioneeri not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Pioneeri is figuring out what he wants to do next.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Pioneeri missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pioneeri is trying to control the action in half guard but WawaWeeeeewaaaa is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Pioneeri maintaining the dominant position here and is working for a kimura. He's locked it up! WawaWeeeeewaaaa could be in real trouble here! He's trying to wriggle out but Pioneeri has cracked it and WawaWeeeeewaaaa is screaming in pain - he's tapped out! Great finish by Pioneeri!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:30 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Pikku Pioneeri!
During a confident post fight interview, Pikku Pioneeri thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
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hype
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pop
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