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Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Pozar Pozar (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jenkins's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Rock On. Pozar is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: z Buta Wjeżdzam. Pozar Pozar struggled to make weight for this fight. He only made it down to 136.4lbs at the first attempt and had to take the additional two hours to make the official bout weight. Let's see how much it's taken out of him. Leeroy Jenkins is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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135 lbs
13 - 16 - 0 |
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180 cm
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149 lbs
23 - 34 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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Good wrestler
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
13 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Leeroy Jenkins!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
23 - 34 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Pozar Pozar!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Don Winkell and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Jenkins thuds his shin into the meat of Pozar's side.
Jenkins sizes up Pozar with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A low kick from Jenkins misses
and Pozar counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
Pozar thows a huge punch but Jenkins dodges it nicely.
Jenkins is trying to stand.
Jenkins is staying active underneath Pozar, who seems content to just control the action from this position.
Pozar is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jenkins has managed to free his arm - good work.
Pozar is working for a submission of some sort.
Pozar is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Jenkins has managed to free his arm - good work.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pozar prevents Jenkins from improving his position.
Pozar not doing much here.
Jenkins preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head.
Pozar wants to pass to mount but Jenkins is defending the position.
Pozar is looking to take a break and control but Jenkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Pozar is looking for a kimura here.
Pozar wants to free his trapped foot but Jenkins is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Pozar keeps trying to improve his position.
Pozar is looking for a kimura here.
Pozar is looking for a kimura here.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pozar is just sitting in half guard, waiting for something to happen.
Pozar sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jenkins defending well though.
My spies in Barbell Brigade - $1000 inform me that Pozar has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
Pozar thows a huge punch but Jenkins dodges it nicely.
Pozar seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Pozar missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Pozar is looking to stall here but Jenkins recovers full guard.
Pozar trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jenkins keeping moving, preventing Pozar from controlling successfully.
Jenkins is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Pozar throwing strikes but missing.
Pozar drops back, looking for a kneebar! Jenkins looks panicked! The fighters roll across the mat, one looking to finish, one looking to escape. Jenkins looks to have wriggled free... Yes, he's got his leg free and he's dived into side control! Good work there from Jenkins!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Pozar Pozar dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Jenkins changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Jenkins tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pozar throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Jenkins's waist but Jenkins gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Pozar off to one side.
Jenkins misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Jenkins delivers a nice body kick.
Jenkins swings away with a body shot that misses
and Pozar counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Jenkins seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Pozar tries for a takedown but Jenkins sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and Pozar moves out of range easily.
Pozar is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Jenkins with a body shot.
Jenkins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Jenkins really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jenkins throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Pozar's waist but Pozar gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jenkins off to one side.
Despite the aggression on Pozar's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Pozar fails with the takedown.
Leeroy Jenkins has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Pozar Pozar.
Pozar shoots for a takedown but Jenkins saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Jenkins throws a leg kick which misses Pozar's front leg but catches the back leg as Pozar tries to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
That kick from Jenkins tenderised Pozar's leg. Pozar is trying to keep his angry face on.
Decent striking displayed by Jenkins there.
Pozar shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Jenkins as he jumps to the side.
Pozar takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Pozar shoots in for a takedown but Jenkins shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Leeroy Jenkins is winning the standup battle so far.
Pozar blocks a head kick by Jenkins.
Pozar takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Pozar.
Pozar is breathing heavily.
Jenkins scores with a nice head shot.
Pozar Pozar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
A slapping body kick lands there for Jenkins.
Pozar takes a kick to the side of the head.
It looks like Pozar Pozar has been cut.
Jenkins throws a head kick but Pozar moves out of range.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jenkins misses with a head kick.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Pozar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Jenkins scores with a sloppy right hand. Pozar should have avoided that one.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Jenkins.
Jenkins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Pozar chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Jenkins can pounce on him.
Jenkins is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Pozar can do to turn this around?
Jenkins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jenkins is trying hard to land a takedown here. Pozar sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Pozar steps in looking to clinch after the strikes miss from Jenkins.
Pozar closes the distance and after a bit of a stuggle, scores a takedown into Jenkins's guard.
Pozar trying to control the position from guard on top but Jenkins is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pozar advances position into side control!
Pozar looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pozar tries for a kimura but Jenkins is defending well.
Pozar tries to advance to mount but can't.
Pozar wants to control but Jenkins is keeping him busy.
Jenkins can't do much from the bottom here.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The ground and pound from Pozar seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent.
Check out the look on Pozar's face as he threw that strike - that's one determined fighter!
Pozar Pozar has got the better of the ground game so far.
Pozar tries to move into full mount but can't pass Jenkins's legs.
Pozar tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Pozar has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
Pozar is looking to take a break and control but Jenkins is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Leeroy Jenkins dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Pozar Pozar's cut.
That's time! Jenkins's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Jenkins throws a leg kick
and Pozar counters with a takedown into side control.
Jenkins tries to escape but Pozar is in control.
A lull in the action here as Pozar stalls from top position.
Jenkins is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Pozar off and has taken his back!
Will Jenkins go for the finish here or will he try and keep control of the position?
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pozar looking very determined here, making life difficult for Jenkins.
Jenkins thows a huge left but connects with the canvas and not his opponent.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins gets his hands free as Pozar looks to control.
Pozar covering up well and avoiding damage.
Pozar trying to control the hands but Jenkins breaks the grip.
Jenkins throwing lazy shots from the back mount that aren't doing any damage.
Jenkins is hanging on to Pozar's back as he tries to escape.
Pozar covering up well under a series of strikes from Jenkins.
Jenkins throwing wild punches that miss their target.
You can see the frustration on Pozar's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
Jenkins somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
Jenkins misses with punches from the back.
Pozar wants to control his opponent's hands but Jenkins gets his hands free.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Even with his hooks in, Jenkins manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Jenkins throwing sloppy strikes.
Jenkins scores with punches to the body.
Jenkins missing with strikes.
Jenkins missing with punches from the back.
Pozar wants to escape the position.
Jenkins somehow managing to miss with a strike from the back.
The crowd hopeful of a finish here - Jenkins's supporters are on their feet, screaming for him to go for the rear naked choke.
Pozar tries to escape but Jenkins has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Pozar is still trying to improve position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
Jenkins throwing wild punches that miss their target.
Jenkins tries to keep control of the position but Pozar is staying busy.
Jenkins is landing with strikes. Pozar can't take much more of this.
Pozar avoids the strikes from Jenkins.
Even with his hooks in, Jenkins manages to miss with strikes from the back.
Jenkins not allowing Pozar to control his hands.
You can see the frustration on Pozar's face… He knows he is in trouble unless he improves his position sooner rather than later.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins punches the canvas rather than the man.
Pozar looks to control his opponent's hands but he's not mananging it at the moment.
Pozar can't escape the position.
Jenkins missing with strikes from the back.
Jenkins trying to control.
Jenkins is really struggling to control Pozar but he's trying to hold on to the position.
Jenkins throwing sloppy strikes.
Pozar tries to roll but Jenkins sticks to his back.
Pozar trying to control the action but Jenkins just sinks the hooks in.
Jenkins trying to control momentarily.
And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Jenkins has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jack Bonds scores the fight 29:28
Judge Don Winkell scores the fight 29:28
Judge Percy O'Donnell scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Leeroy Jenkins!
During a confident post fight interview, Leeroy Jenkins thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.
Pozar Pozar was interviewed post fight and said 'Thanks my sponsors and all my fans!!!'.
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