PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Numero Deux (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Ron Burgundy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Deux comes to the cage accompanied by Post Party Depression. Well, the cameraman is lingering on a pretty young lady for a bit too long there. Keep your eyes on the prize buddy or you'll miss the fighter intros!

Deux
vs
Burgundy

199 cm
35
279 lbs
24 - 22 - 0

188 cm
34
215 lbs
31 - 13 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Good gas tank

Aspire Clothing
Zenith Nutrition (160q/225$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Numero Deux!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Ron Burgundy!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Elvis Blanc and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Burgundy connects with a solid leg kick.
Burgundy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Deux takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Deux tries to clinch but Burgundy moves away
and Burgundy connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Deux fails to land with a series of punches.
Deux is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Deux avoids a punch combination nicely.
Deux tries to clinch up but Burgundy circles away and keeps his distance.
Deux misses with a jab, cross combination.
Deux dives in and grabs Burgundy's left leg, looking for a takedown. Burgundy pushes down on Deux's head and hops out.
Burgundy displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Deux.
Deux tries to clinch but Burgundy is having none of it.
Deux misses with a series of wild punches.
Deux is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Burgundy lunges at Deux with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Deux's hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Burgundy scores with a jab.
Burgundy lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Deux at a distance.
Deux takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Deux tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Burgundy was well out of range. Poor timing from Deux.
Deux misses with a left hand

and Burgundy counters with a nice right hand that sends Deux toppling to the canvas! Deux scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Burgundy finish him?!

Deux is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Burgundy turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Oh Deux is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Deux tries to clinch but Burgundy is having none of it.
Deux tries to bum rush Burgundy with a series of wild strikes but Burgundy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Deux is breathing heavily.
Burgundy flashes Deux a smile before throwing a beast of a right hand, straight down the pipe. Deux's eyes follow the hand right onto his nose, taking in it's full glory... and then darkness. Deux crumples to the floor! He's out cold! Burgundy punches the air and yells at the top of his lungs - yeeeeeeeeeeah!!!! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Ron Burgundy!
An out of breath and clearly excited Ron Burgundy thanked Spartan Nutrition for their help and support (and free stuff they sent him).
The defeated Numero Deux had this to say: 'Tell me when the fire dies down... What the F will you do?!?!'.