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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turd Ferguson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeffrey Miller (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Miller is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Killers. Turd Ferguson had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
14 - 10 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Turd Ferguson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
21 - 18 - 4, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jeffrey Miller!
The judges for this bout are Fedor Mirinova, Ivan Kurochkin and Igor Prikhodko.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Miller misses with a left hand
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Miller throws out a loose jab but Ferguson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Miller fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Ferguson looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Jeffrey Miller seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Miller closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Ferguson looks to score with a jab to the body but Miller is just out of range.
Ferguson scores with a kick to the midsection.
Ferguson tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
A solid leg kick lands there for Ferguson.
Miller just misses with a punch to the body.
Miller forces Ferguson back against the cage and clinches.
Ferguson content to slow the pace in the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Miller.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Miller doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Miller lands with a right to the head.
Ferguson breaks from the clinch.
Miller throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Ferguson avoids the head kick by Miller.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miller just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Ferguson lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Miller misses with a jab to the body
and Ferguson counters with a body kick that stops Miller in his tracks momentarily.
Ferguson throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Ferguson throws a leg kick
and Miller counters with a series of strikes. Ferguson will be more careful next time no doubt.
Donk. Ferguson catches Miller right on the button with a cross.
Ferguson fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Miller on the side of the head.
Ferguson digs a good hook to Miller's body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Ferguson scores with a kick to the body.
Ferguson lands a right hook to the body.
Ferguson connects with a single shot there.
Miller throws a big shot that misses.
Ferguson misses with a low kick.
Miller tries to clinch up but Ferguson circles away and keeps his distance.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miller tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Ferguson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miller manages to avoid it.
Miller throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Ferguson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Ferguson thinks about countering with a body kick.
Ferguson throws a head kick that misses.
Miller misses with an attempted mid kick.
Miller moves into the clinch.
Ferguson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Miller lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Ferguson wants to get back to striking at distance but Miller won't allow it.
Ferguson blocking some punches.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Stalling in the clinch from Miller.
Miller scores with a shot to the side of Ferguson's head.
Miller can't find room to land a body shot as Ferguson controls the action.
Miller swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Ferguson is trying to push Miller away but Miller has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson prevents a body shot from Miller.
Miller lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch but Miller keeps him there for the moment.
Ferguson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Miller has him pressed against the cage.
Miller pushes Ferguson back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Miller will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Ferguson up against the cage.
Ferguson tries to break free but Miller pushes him back against the cage.
Ferguson misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Ferguson goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Miller just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson is looking for a counter combo.
Ferguson is looking to land body kicks.
Ferguson bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Miller delivers a nice body kick.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson throws a body shot but no joy.
Miller keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Ferguson throws a lazy uppercut
and Miller makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Ferguson lands with a straight right. Miller didn't see that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A solid body kick from Ferguson.
A combination from Ferguson does no damage.
A head kick misses from Ferguson.
Ferguson misses with a body kick.
Miller swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Miller connects with a body shot that sends Ferguson's belly button to the back.
Miller scores with a crisp jab that stopped Ferguson in his tracks.
Miller lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Ferguson backs up against the cage.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A slow jab from Ferguson misses its intended target.
Miller tries to close the distance and clinch but Ferguson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson throws a half hearted mid kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Miller ducks under a wild hook from Ferguson.
Miller looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Miller throws a hook but Ferguson blocks it.
Miller tries to clinch but Ferguson moves out of range.
Miller misses with an uppercut
and Ferguson counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Miller checks a leg kick.
Ferguson ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Miller misses with an uppercut.
A nice leg kick lands there from Ferguson.
Miller takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Miller misses with a head kick.
Ferguson swings for the body but Miller moves out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good shot there by Miller.
Ferguson swats away the attempt to clinch by Miller.
Miller throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson throws a head kick that Miller semi-blocks.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miller throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ferguson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Miller.
Miller looks to score with a jab to the body but Ferguson is just out of range.
Miller has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Ferguson.
Miller throws a right hand that Ferguson ducks under and follows up with a left that Ferguson also avoids with ease.
Ferguson throws a sloppy head kick and Miller moves out of range easily.
Miller instigates a clinch.
Ferguson breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Miller gets a clinch.
Miller prevents Ferguson from breaking the clinch.
Ferguson's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Ferguson throws the left hand but Miller avoids the punch easily.
Miller avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Miller throws a head kick that Ferguson semi-blocks.
Miller closes the distance looking to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a series of strikes. Miller will be more careful next time no doubt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Ferguson misses with a wild combination.
Turd Ferguson is winning the standup battle so far.
Miller throws a lazy head kick
and Ferguson counters with a left to the body.
Miller scores with a jab.
Miller takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Miller moves out of range of the strikes.
Miller now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Ferguson defending well as Miller loads up on a big left hand.
Donk. Miller catches Ferguson right on the button with a cross.
Ferguson just misses with a punch to the body.
Ferguson misses the shot to the body.
Miller blocks a head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson tries a head kick but it misses.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Ferguson keeps the fight on the outside.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Ferguson ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Ferguson looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Miller wants to clinch.
Miller avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Ferguson tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Miller was well out of range. Poor timing from Ferguson.
Miller with a nice cross.
Miller keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A swing and a miss from Ferguson.
Ferguson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Miller lands a really nice looking cross but Ferguson seems unphased.
Miller clinches.
Ferguson lands a left hand.
Miller leaning against his opponent.
Ferguson is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Jeffrey Miller seems to be working more effectively in the clinch in the fight so far.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Still in the clinch, Ferguson scores with a nice short uppercut.
Ferguson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Ferguson is defending well against a takedown attempt.
Ferguson escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Ferguson gets tackled into the cage by Miller. Miller maintains the clinch.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Ferguson is looking to break free of the clinch but Miller has double underhooks.
Ferguson breaks the clinch.
Miller tries to bum rush Ferguson with a series of wild strikes but Ferguson uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Miller tries to clinch
and Ferguson counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Miller tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Miller avoids the head kick by Ferguson.
Miller catches Ferguson with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Ferguson misses with a looping right.
Ferguson throws a looping overhand right but Miller ducks down to avoid it.
Miller lands an overhand right.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Turd Ferguson will probably get the nod.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. The crowd applaud as we get ready to start the final round!
Ferguson throws a head kick but Miller moves out of range.
Miller is looking to clinch but Ferguson is avoiding it.
Ferguson lifts his leg as if looking to counter with a high kick.
Ferguson throws a body shot but no joy.
Miller throws a low kick, looking for Ferguson's leg but Ferguson calmly moves out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Ferguson. Those never looked like landing.
Jab, jab by Miller - just one landing.
Miller uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Ferguson.
Miller tries to clinch but Ferguson moves away
and Ferguson counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Miller tries a head kick but it misses.
Ferguson is looking to wear down Miller with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Ferguson thows a left - swing and a miss!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Miller is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Miller has been working his punching technique in the buildup to the fight and it appears to be paying off.
Jab from Ferguson.
Ferguson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Miller manages to avoid it.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Miller closes the distance and clinches.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Ferguson has had enough of the clinch but Miller keeps him there for the moment.
Ferguson misses with a punch on the inside.
Ferguson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short body shot lands from Miller as the two fighters clinch.
Miller is trying to trip Ferguson. He has hold of a leg but Ferguson is hopping around, keeping his balance for the moment. Miller persists though and gets the takedown into guard.
Miller is standing up over Ferguson. Ferguson looks to escape but Miller dives into side control.
Miller misses with a strike but at least he's keeping busy, looking to cause some damage - that will still help him when it comes to the judges scorecards.
The strikes coming from Miller are missing the target in this wave of attacks.
Miller working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Jeffrey Miller has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Miller throwing shots but missing, from side control.
Miller wants to control but Ferguson is keeping him busy.
Miller working the ground and pound but he's contacting the mat, not the fighter.
Ferguson is looking to reverse the position.
Miller throws a strike aimed at the side of Ferguson's head but Ferguson avoids it well.
Miller working the ground and pound from side control.
Miller lands a nice forearm strike.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Miller wants to control for a moment but Ferguson uses the opportunity to move back to half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Miller wants to free his trapped foot but Ferguson is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Miller wants to control but Ferguson is keeping him busy.
Ferguson keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Miller moves into full mount! Ferguson won't be happy about that!
Ferguson is squirming around, avoiding Miller's attempts to control the action.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Miller looking to secure an arm triangle but Ferguson defends it well.
Miller with the ground and pound from mount.
Miller dominating with strikes here.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Miller avoids the attempt from Ferguson to control.
Miller sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
And that's the end of the fight!
Jeffrey Miller comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think Ferguson has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 29:28
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 29:28
Judge Igor Prikhodko scores the fight 29:28
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Turd Ferguson!
Turd Ferguson really struggled to get his t-shirt on before his hand was raised. Making sure that KAISER logo gets some air time is pretty tricky when you're all sweaty.
Jeffrey Miller spoke after the fight, saying 'Hugged by a Finnfairy! I need a shower.'.
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