PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Long Wyatt (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dog Turd On A Stick (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Dog Turd On A Stick has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Wyatt
vs
Turd On A Stick

185 cm
18
193 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

180 cm
25
185 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter fighter
Likes comics

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Likes musicals

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Long Wyatt!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dog Turd On A Stick!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
On A Stick misses with a low kick.
Wyatt keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
On A Stick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
On A Stick lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A telegraphed right hand from On A Stick misses the target.
Wyatt half commits to a counter takedown before pushing away, out of range.
On A Stick ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Wyatt moves away.
On A Stick goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Wyatt feinted with a counter takedown.
On A Stick throws a low kick but it's checked well by Wyatt.
Wyatt changes levels looking for a counter takedown but doesn't commit.
On A Stick tries to land a body kick

and Wyatt counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.
On A Stick is doing well to avoid being mounted. He's controlling the position at the moment.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
On A Stick wants to sweep but Wyatt has passed to side control!
Both fighters take a look at the clock.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Wyatt stands up and we're back to a striking position.

Wyatt tries to keep at a distance but On A Stick has taken the fight into the clinch.

On A Stick has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Wyatt clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
Wyatt takes a big shot to the side of the head.
On A Stick scores with strikes from the back.
Wyatt is trying to remain composed but On A Stick is hammering down strikes to the side of his head.
On A Stick looking to soften up his opponent with punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
On A Stick is riding his opponent, not letting Wyatt buck him off.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
On A Stick looking to soften up his opponent with punches.
Wyatt rolls and manages to get back to half guard. Nicely done.
On A Stick takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Wyatt tries to get to full guard but On A Stick has control of the leg.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. On A Stick lands a nice short elbow.
Wyatt wants to improve his position but On A Stick is controlling well.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
On A Stick controlling the action here.

On A Stick is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
On A Stick is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Wyatt on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Nice strikes from On A Stick there.
Wyatt wants to get back to full guard.

On A Stick is working for a kimura but Wyatt is defending it quite comfortably.
Still in half guard, On A Stick seems content to control.
Wyatt taking some punishment here, with On A Stick in his half guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wyatt tries to roll over but On A Stick keeps him under control.
On A Stick drops an elbow to the side of Wyatt's head.

Wyatt is rocked!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
On A Stick works his way into full mount!
A big strike lands for On A Stick! That's really hurt Wyatt and he's turned his back - On A Stick keeps firing away and the ref dives in to stop the fight! On A Stick jumps to his feet to celebrate the victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:37 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Dog Turd On A Stick!
Post fight, Dog Turd On A Stick took to the microphone: 'ALL I WANTED WAS A HUG, I'M SPECIAL NEEDS. YOU TRIED TO BEAT UP A SPECIAL NEEDS GUY. WHAT THE SHIT, WYATT?!'.