PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Blake Green (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Poopie Pants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Green comes to the cage accompanied by Sugar Rush. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Green
vs
Pants

168 cm
23
146 lbs
11 - 1 - 0

165 cm
23
145 lbs
9 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Granite chin

Vandal & Laundry
Voodoo Nutrition

Venom Combat Sports

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the featherweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Blake Green!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Poopie Pants!
The judges for this bout are David Schapiro, Alyssa Summers and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pants loads up on a big right hand but Green slips the punch.
Pants misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green misses with a body shot.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Pants lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Green has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Green and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Green definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Pants connects with the punch.
Nice straight punches there by Pants. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Pants.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Pants shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Green wants to slow Pants down by chopping away at his legs.
Pants only half commits to the counter leg kick.
Blake Green seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a body punch but Green moves out of range.
Pants has done a lot of speed work in the buildup to this fight.
Green moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Pants takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
A cross from Green lands.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Green uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Pants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.
Pants throws a front kick aimed at Green's knee but Green avoids it well.
Green scores with a nice right hand.
Green keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Pants misses with a wild combination.
Pants with a body punch. A glancing blow.
That kick from Pants tenderised Green's leg. Green is trying to keep his angry face on.
Green misses with a body shot
and Pants counters with a left to the body.
A bone on bone clash there as Green blocks the leg kick.
Pants throws a hook but Green avoids it easily.
Green is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Pants.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
A telegraphed right hand from Green misses the target.
Pants looks to land a combination but Green avoids it well.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.

Green gets a clinch.
Green lands with a short shot to the head.
Pants is trying to pull guard but Green turns him against the cage and we stay in the clinch.

Pants's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Pants pivots, looking for a leg kick but Green is out of range and Pants settles back down.
Green checks a low kick from Pants.
Green checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants lands a nice hook to Green's body. Green takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Pants scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A jab from Green finds it's way through Pants's defenses.
Green misses with a low kick.
Pants on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green lands a nice looking body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Green lands the left hand.
Green throws a shot from downtown. Pants moves away and avoids it.
Decent striking displayed by Pants there.
Green jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Green on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Pants lands with an uppercut that bounces Green off the cage and back into range.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a left to the body.

Green closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

Pants breaks from the clinch.
Green is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
Green dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green misses with a looping left.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Green scores with a nice strike.
Pants throws out a loose jab but Green uses good head movement to avoid it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green looks to score with a jab to the body but Pants is just out of range.
Pants ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Green misses with a lunging right hand
and Pants counters with a thumping low kick.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Nice shot lands for Green.
Green looks to land a combination but Pants avoids it well.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Green dodges the punch combination from Pants.
Pants takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Green scores with a body shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Pants lands with a hook. Green tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Pants moves away from the strike by Green.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Green with a body shot.
A jab from Green misses.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod.
That's time! Green's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Green ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Pants connects with a looping right hand.
Good standup being displayed there by Pants as he connects with a hook.
Green showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Pants.
Pants rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Green counters with a left to the body.
Green throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Green looks to land a body kick but Pants moved away.
Pants misses with a straight left.
Pants pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Green is looking to counter punch.
Pants dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Green scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Pants swings widly with a right hand
and Green counters with a nice uppercut.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Pants lands a jab to Green's midsection.
Pants throws a low kick but Green avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick.
Green throws a nice inside leg kick.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants misses with a body shot
and Green finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
Green slips a straight right by Pants.
Green looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants takes a swing at Green's ribcage but misses.
Green wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
Green checks a leg kick.
Green checks a leg kick nicely.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants blocks a jab.
Pants takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Green finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Pants attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pants takes one on the button.
Pants motions for Green to come forward. Pants throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Pants uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Green.
Green with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green misses with a body kick.
Pants lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pants lands a slapping body shot.
Poopie Pants seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Green throws a leg kick but Pants sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Pants looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Green fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A solid body kick from Pants.
Green misses the jab.
Green drops his hands momentarily and Pants takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants misses with a jab to the body
and Green counters with a nice body kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pants rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Green moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Pants lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green checks it.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green checks it.
A counter left hand to the body from Green misses its target.
Green waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Pants.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Green lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Pants punishes Green's body with a nice straight punch.
Green uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pants.
Green is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Green throws a predictable looking body shot
and Pants counters with a three punch combo that has Green backing up. Green nods at Pants to acknowledge the strikes.
Pants is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Green rather than just go for the knockout.
Green looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Green fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.
Green misses with a looping left.
Green scores with a hook.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters circling - Pants throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Green lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green cracks Pants with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Pants moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Green fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Pants is out of range.
Pants throws a shot from downtown. Green moves away and avoids it.
Green lands a jab to Pants's midsection.
A jab from Green misses.
Green throws a body kick that misses.
Pants misses with an uppercut. Green saw that one coming.
An attempted straight right counter from Green misses the target.
A left and a right from Pants both land. Nice combination.
Green throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Pants sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Green has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
Green misses with an uppercut
and Pants counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Green takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Pants throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close second round but Poopie Pants will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Back to the action!

Green stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Pants cracks the inside of Green's front leg.
Green loads up on a big right hand but Pants slips the punch.
Green checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Green - the referee stops the clock and Pants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Green. Pants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Green connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Pants misses with a looping right.
Green looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Pants takes one to the chin there.
A jab from Green misses.
Pants dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Green. That did some damage!
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants throws a leg kick but Green sees it coming and moves out of range.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants.
Pants throws a good cross that connects.
Green is looking to land body kicks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants scoring well with a low kick there.
Green misses with a jab to the body
and Green takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Nice body kick from Green.
Pants connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Pants has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Green.
Pants tried to score with a low kick but Green checks it.
Green's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pants under the eye.
Green bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Pants avoids the body shot from Green.
Pants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pants lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Pants lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Green at a distance.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Green takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Green throws a lazy body kick
and Pants counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Green slips under a jab from Pants.
Green fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Pants manages to avoid it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Green throws a low kick but Pants moves out of range easily.
Green looks to throw the jab but Pants is out of range.
A nice side step and Pants releases a counter shot to the body, but it doesn't find it's home.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Green throws a body shot but no joy.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Green throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Pants throws a solid leg kick but Green takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Pants.
Green thinks about countering with a body kick.
Green tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice shot by Pants.

Green has managed to clinch.
Pants lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Green backwards.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Pants.
Green tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.

Pants breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Pants scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A nice inside leg kick there by Pants. That's going to slow Green down.
Green throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pants swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Pants with a lazy takedown attempt
and Green connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Green.
Green tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Pants scores with a nice head shot.
Green throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Green pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
A solid leg kick lands there for Green.
Green moves in looking to clinch but Pants pushes him off.
Pants moves out of range as Green throws a body kick.
Pants looks to score with a jab to the body but Green is just out of range.
Pants connects with an inside leg kick.
A nice leg kick lands there from Green.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Green slips under a jab.
Pants tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Green was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Green swings for the body but Pants moves out of range.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Green manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Green displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pants throws out the jab.
Green checks a low kick from Pants.
Pants misses with a straight right.
Pants's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Green connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pants scrambles back to his feet.
Green swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
A low kick from Green is predictable there
and Pants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pants on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Green. Green obviously looking to wear him down.
Green connects with a solid leg kick.
Pants doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Green scores with a nice body kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close third round but Poopie Pants just about did enough to take it.
That's time! Green's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Green lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pants will feel that in the morning.
Green swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Green checks a leg kick.
Green tries to counter by clinching up but Pants breaks away and moves out of range.
Pants scores with a jab. Green acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Green misses with a telegraphed body shot
enabling Pants to counter with a crisp jab.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants throws a counter combo.
Pants's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants misses with a low kick as Green jumps back.
Pants swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Green.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Pants has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Pants keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
Pants throws a shot to the body.
Green lands a jab to the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants follows through with a counter body kick but it doesn't land.
Pants swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Green moves away from the strike by Pants.
Nice defenses there by Green.
Green works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green works Pants's body with a nice hook.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Pants cracks Green with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Pants buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Green lands with a kick to the ribs.
Green tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Pants manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Pants lands a jab to the nose.
Green throws a big shot that misses.
Pants throws out a counter right but Green avoids it with no problem.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Green rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Pants connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pants swings for the body but Green moves out of range.
Green wants to take advantage of his opponent's missed offense by moving into the clinch.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Pants fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Green looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A leg kick checked by Green.
Green jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Green throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pants throws a jab when Green was well out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Pants misses the target.
Pants moves out of range of the body kick from Green.
Pants tests Green's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants scores with a sloppy right hand. Green should have avoided that one.
Green's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pants under the eye.
A looping hook to the body misses from Pants. Green does a little dance to reset his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green feints and then cracks Pants's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Pants down.
Pants ducks under a wild hook from Green.
Pants scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Green doesn't seem bothered though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Green. Pants does a little dance to reset his feet.
Pants is looking for the big counter here.
Nice uppercut lands for Green. That snapped Pants's head back.
Pants lands with a thumping leg kick.
Pants throws a looping overhand right but Green ducks down to avoid it.
Green takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Green is looking to clinch but Pants is avoiding it.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pants swings away with a leg kick that misses.
It looked like Green was trying to counter with a body shot coming off that last attack from Pants.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Pants, right into the meat.
Green throws a series of punches but Pants avoids them all with ease.
Pants uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Green.
Pants misses with a wild body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pants just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants blocks a head kick by Green.
Good leg kick by Pants there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Green takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Pants misses with a wild body shot.
Pants punishes Green's body with a nice straight punch.
Green misses with a hook. Pants ducked under it nicely.
Pants blocks the body kick.
Pants getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Pants with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Green just misses with a punch to the body.
Pants chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Green can pounce on him.
Green plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Pants connects with a right hand. Green shakes it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Poopie Pants dominated that fourth round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. So, we enter the final round. Let's see if either fighter can bring us a finish, or whether we're going to the judges scorecards.

Green misses with an uppercut. Pants saw that one coming.
Green ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Green blocks a leg kick.
Pants waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Green.
Green appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Pants attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Pants moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Pants scores with a decent looking hook.
Pants blocks the body kick.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Pants crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Green - the referee stops the clock and Pants gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Green. Pants manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Green misses with a wild body shot.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Green jabs at Pants's body.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.
Pants fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Green checks it well.
Green was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Green blocks a head kick by Pants.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Pants throws a chopping leg kick but Green manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
A shot to the body from Green misses
and Pants counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Green lands a head shot.
Green scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Green throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Pants throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Green throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Green misses with a shot to the body
and Pants counters with a series of strikes. Green will be more careful next time no doubt.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Green throws a wild body kick that Pants sees coming a mile off.
It seemed like Pants was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Green has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Green there as he acknowledges the shot.
Pants takes one to the side of the head.
Green misses with a body shot.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Pants! But no joy.
Green ducks right into an uppercut from Pants.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Green avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Green tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Pants manages to circle out of the way.
Green misses with a hook
and Pants counters with a nice uppercut.
Green throws a front kick that sends Pants stumbling back into the cage.
Green misses the shot to the body.
Green fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Green swings widly with a right hand
and Pants makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Green, as that shot connected.
Pants lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
Pants connects with a nice looking jab.
Green misses the body punch
and Pants counters with a good low kick that Green was not able to check.
Green throws a body punch but Pants moves out of range.
Green moves out of range of the strikes.
Green fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Pants has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Pants fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Green manages to avoid it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Green lands with a nice body kick.
Nice defenses there by Green.
Green ducks under a wild hook from Pants.
Pants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Green.
Green bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Green.
Green lands a nice leg kick that just misses Pants's sensitive parts.
Green paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Pants thumps Green with a low kick.
Pants connects with a looping right hand.
Pants fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Green blocks a low kick nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lazy left from Pants finds it's target.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Green throws a low kick but Pants avoids it.
Pants cracks Green with a right hand to the side of the head.
Green throws a low kick but it's checked well by Pants.
Pants avoids a kick to the body.
A little jabbing left from Pants on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Pants pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Pants throws a hook to the side of Green's head but Green sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Green wants to clinch.
Poopie Pants is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.
Pants bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Green misses with a body kick.
Pants looks to throw the jab but Green is out of range.
Green tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Pants was well out of range. Poor timing from Green.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Poopie Pants.
I've got Pants winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge David Schapiro scores the fight 45:50
Judge Alyssa Summers scores the fight 45:50
Judge Chad Campbell scores the fight 45:50

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Poopie Pants!
Poopie Pants is the new featherweight champion!
Poopie Pants decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.