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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between BlowJob Pennis (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tiny Trump (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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175 cm
25
156 lbs
2 - 0 - 0 |
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175 cm
26
153 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Cuts easily |
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Decent wrestler
Solid Muay Thai
Tends to cut |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, BlowJob Pennis! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tiny Trump! The judges for this bout are Steve Erwin, John Mangel and Chris Dean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Trump darts in trying to clinch and Pennis counters with a quick right hand to the jaw. Trump closes the distance and clinches. Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. Pennis blocks the elbow strike.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Trump digs a right hand into Pennis's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pennis's gas tank. Pennis tries to pull guard but Trump forces him back to his feet, against the cage. Trump creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pennis's defenses.
It looks like BlowJob Pennis has been cut. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. I was talking to Pennis's coach per-fight and he was telling me that they'd been working on the clinch in the runup to this fight. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
That's one minute gone in the round. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Pennis blocks an elbow strike. Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
A short body shot lands from Trump as the two fighters clinch.
Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Trump misses with a hook to the ribs.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pennis jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Trump walks away with a smile on his face. Pennis gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head. The fight stays on the outside here - Trump looks like he's thinking about clinching though. Pennis is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Trump moves into the clinch successfully.
Pennis blocks an elbow strike. Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Pennis tries to pull guard but Trump forces him back to his feet, against the cage. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for BlowJob Pennis. That's going to take a lot out of him. Pennis blocks an elbow strike. Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Trump lands an elbow just above Pennis 's eye. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Pennis fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Pennis misses with the head strike.
That's three minutes gone in the round. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pennis's brow. Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Trump misses with a body punch.
Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Pennis avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
Pennis takes an elbow to the temple. Pennis tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked. Pennis swings wildly with an uppercut but Trump uses good head movement to avoid it. Pennis jumps guard but Trump turns him against the cage and keeps the fight standing. A body shot lands from Trump.
Pennis blocks the elbow strike.
Trump lands a body punch in the clinch. Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. Pennis avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Trump comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush. With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses. Pennis tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff! Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Trump dominated that round. The cut man is working on BlowJob Pennis's cut. The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pennis circles away from the clinch attempt and Pennis counters with a lovely straight right hand! Trump has closed the distance and engaged Pennis in a clinch.
A right hand to the body from Trump.
Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Pennis blocks an elbow strike. Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Pennis blocks the elbow strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Pennis avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pennis's brow. Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses.
That's one minute gone in the round. Trump lands an elbow that stopped Pennis in his tracks for a moment. Pennis has a couple of punches blocked by Trump.
Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Nice elbow from Trump. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Pennis avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
A body shot lands from Trump.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body. Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump pushes Pennis back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. Trump tries to work over Pennis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump presses Pennis against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot. This has been an exciting period of action! Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Pennis tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Pennis takes an elbow to the forehead. Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Pennis tries to work over Trump's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Trump lands a body shot in the clinch.
Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Pennis fails to pull guard.
Trump creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses. Trump can't find room to land a body shot as Pennis controls the action.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump lands a glancing elbow in the clinch. Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pennis's brow. Trump pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Pennis tries a body shot but Trump blocks it.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump misses with an elbow strike.
Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Pennis blocks the elbow strike.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here. Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses. Trump pushes off an throws an elbow but Pennis leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage. Trump lands a nice elbow. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Tiny Trump showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards. The cut man is working on BlowJob Pennis's cut. That's time! Pennis's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!
Trump tries to clinch and Pennis connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle. Trump has Pennis up against the cage in a clinch.
Trump tries to work over Pennis's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target. Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Trump lands a nice shot to the body. Pennis tries to pull guard but Trump holds him up against the cage and eventually Pennis drops back down to his feet.
Trump lands an elbow inside that Pennis shrugs off. Trump pushes Pennis back against the cage and unloads with a body punch. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. With the two fighters working up against the cage, Trump just misses with a elbow thrown towards Pennis's brow. Trump tries a body shot but Pennis blocks it.
Pennis pulls guard effortlessly. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Trump gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent. Trump tries to clinch but Pennis moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round. Trump clinches with his opponent.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Trump throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Trump looks to throw an elbow but misses. Pennis dodges an elbow strike from Trump.
With the fighters up against the cage, Trump throws an elbow but misses. Pennis jumps guard but Trump stands there with Pennis around his waist. Pennis gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Pennis drags the fight down to the ground.
Pennis looking for a sweep. Not yet Pennis, not yet. Trump postures up.
Trump tries to stand but Pennis is controlling from the bottom. Trump got a little sloppy there for a moment and Pennis has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Trump has managed to get both his arms back between Pennis's legs - danger averted.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Trump wants to stand but Pennis is controlling his posture from full guard. Trump really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Pennis. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out. Pennis wants to sweep here but Trump controlling him for the moment. Trump wanted to stand there but Pennis had control of the position. Trump is using up a lot of energy trying to get back to his feet. Perhaps he should improve his position first. Pennis bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Trump's guard. Pennis trying to control but Trump is working from the bottom. Trump is looking to stand up but Pennis isn't so interested in that idea. BlowJob Pennis has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's three minutes gone in the round. Pennis passes Trump's left leg - he's now in half guard. Pennis is keen to just control but Trump is a slippery customer. Trump is looking to escape. Pennis moves nicely into side control. Pennis looking for an arm triangle but it's way too loose to do anything. Trump is trying to get back to his feet. Pennis trying to control the position but Trump is working away. Trump explodes and escapes back to his feet! Nice escape there!
That's four minutes gone in the round. Trump wants to clinch up but Pennis keeps it at a distance. Pennis is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Trump has closed the distance and engaged Pennis in a clinch.
Trump goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Trump throws an elbow that misses.
Trump misses with an elbow over the top. Trump blocks an uppercut.
Pennis blocks an elbow strike. Pennis avoids the elbow strike from Trump, against the cage.
Pennis avoids a wild elbow strike from Trump. Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over. Pennis blocks an elbow strike from Trump.
Trump throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out! Trump throws an elbow but it misses.
Trump works on Pennis's body with a couple of short punches.
And that's the end of the fight! Tiny Trump comfortably won the final round on my scorecard. I've got Trump winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Steve Erwin scores the fight 25:30 Judge John Mangel scores the fight 25:30 Judge Chris Dean scores the fight 25:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tiny Trump!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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RATING
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