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Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Abed Nadir (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Nelson Muntz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Nadir comes to the cage accompanied by M.A.S.H Theme. I can't wait for this one - let's get the fighter introductions out of the way and get this one started!
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188 cm
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240 lbs
28 - 31 - 1 |
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185 cm
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180 lbs
42 - 12 - 1 |
Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
World class MT
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division. Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner. With a record of
28 - 31 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Abed Nadir! And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner. With a record of
42 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Nelson Muntz! The judges for this bout are Paul Gruel, Jeff Smith and Colin Fray.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway! Nadir throws a nice outside leg kick. Nadir swings away with a body shot that misses
and Muntz counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw. Muntz digs a good body shot into Nadir's ribs. A thudding body kick lands there by Muntz!
Muntz throws a lazy right hand but Nadir sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily. Nadir tries to clinch up. Muntz stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Muntz wants it to stay on the feet. Nadir misses with an uppercut. Excellent takedown into side control there by Nadir. Muntz tries to get back to half guard but can't. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Nadir misses with an attempted head punch from side control. Nadir has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission. Muntz takes a couple of big shots there - the referee warns him that he has to defend himself better. Nadir scoring with punches from side control. Muntz manages to get back to half guard. Nadir is trying to control the action in half guard but Muntz is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard. Muntz keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz tries to get to full guard but Nadir has control of the leg. Nadir has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage. Nadir working Muntz over with strikes. Nadir throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Nadir lands strikes from half guard. Nadir throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Nadir thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas. Muntz preventing any damage for now, controlling his opponent's head. Nadir throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage. Muntz avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Nadir. Nadir sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Muntz defending well though. The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work. Nadir trying to control the action but Muntz is working from the bottom.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Muntz is controlling Nadir's trapped leg to prevent Nadir from advancing to side control. Muntz wants to get back to full guard. Muntz avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Nadir. Nadir throws a strike but Muntz avoids it easily and moves to full guard. Muntz preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Muntz preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage. Muntz has momentary wrist control but Nadir slips an elbow through the middle. Muntz keeping moving, preventing Nadir from controlling successfully. Nadir postures up in Muntz's guard and throws a big left but Muntz blocks it. Nadir keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Muntz's head. Muntz trying to keep a closed guard but Nadir is proving a slippery customer.
Muntz trying to control the position here.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Muntz looking to control.
Nadir throws a strike but Muntz rolls with it and manages to sweep. Now he's in guard on top. Muntz won't allow Nadir to sweep him here. Muntz throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent. Muntz tries to free his leg and advance position but Nadir is retaining full guard. Nadir looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Nadir controls Muntz momentarily but Muntz frees himself. My spies in mickeyharts the greatest inform me that Muntz has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends! Nadir trying to control the position here.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Nadir keeping moving, preventing Muntz from controlling successfully. Muntz must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu. Nadir can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Muntz controls the pace. We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon. Nadir utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up. Muntz with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Nadir throws a right and a left that Muntz avoids nicely. A leg kick checked by Nadir. Nadir closes the distance and pushes Muntz back into the cage. Muntz prevents a body shot from Nadir. Nadir missing with knees to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Abed Nadir will probably get the nod. OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
A good leg kick by Muntz. Nadir closes the distance and clinches up with Muntz, looking for a takedown. Nadir pushes Muntz against the cage but Muntz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Sloppy strikes from Muntz. Those never looked like landing. Muntz fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt. Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
Muntz let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land. Muntz cracks the inside of Nadir's front leg. Muntz moves into range and lands a nice leg kick. Nadir shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Muntz defends it nicely. We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nadir tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Muntz was well out of range. Poor timing from Nadir. Muntz throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Nadir wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance. Nadir backing away here, and Muntz unleashes a leg kick that just misses. Muntz lands a head kick. Nadir smiles back at him and beckons him forward. A nice leg kick lands there from Muntz. Muntz circles away from the clinch attempt.
That's one minute gone in the round. Nadir stalks Muntz and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Muntz's face. Muntz staggers backwards, shaken. Muntz fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Nadir manages to avoid it. Nadir feinted with a counter takedown. Muntz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Muntz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle. Nice shot lands for Muntz. Muntz lands with a kick to the ribs.
Nadir tries to clinch up but Muntz circles away and keeps his distance. Muntz lands a nice shot that snaps Nadir's head back.
Muntz shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Nadir pinned against the cage. Nadir gets the underhooks and manages to circle away. A counter left hand to the body from Nadir misses its target. Nadir wants to clinch up but Muntz keeps it at a distance. Muntz buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Nadir checks a leg kick nicely. Nadir drops down looking for a counter takedown but Muntz sprawls and moves away. No luck for Nadir with that takedown attempt. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Abed Nadir. That's going to take a lot out of him.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nadir checks a low kick from Muntz. Nadir half committed to a counter leg kick. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. Muntz throws a leg kick and Nadir counters with a good, hard body kick but Muntz shrugs it off. Nadir will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts. Nadir just misses with a punch to the body.
Muntz throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Nadir stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly. Muntz walks into a straight right hand from Nadir. Muntz misses with a low kick. Nadir fakes a strike and closes the distance, dragging Muntz to the ground. Nadir is now in Muntz's guard. The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing. Muntz is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Nadir defends well. Nadir with a flurry of punches that miss. Nadir trying to control the position from guard on top but Muntz is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can. Nadir keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Muntz's head.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nadir makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard. Nadir lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Muntz working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Nadir. Nadir in full guard, throwing the ground and pound. No damage this time. Muntz looking to control.
Nadir wants to pass the guard but Muntz is keeping the position. Hammerfist, elbow! yells Nadir's corner. There ya go! There ya go! Muntz looking to sweep here. No luck so far. Nadir loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry. Nadir stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Muntz swivels though and keeps the full guard. Muntz bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Nadir's guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round. Nadir bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Muntz's guard. Nadir slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard. Nadir connects with a couple of short punches. Nadir throws a big right hand that misses. Nadir lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard. Nadir is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound. Nadir seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up. Nadir missing there with some ground and pound from the guard. Nadir keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Muntz's head. And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
A close second round but Nelson Muntz will probably get the nod - 10:9. That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
A nice inside leg kick there by Nadir. That's going to slow Muntz down. Muntz displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Nadir. Nadir on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Muntz dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Nadir. That did some damage! Muntz is looking to score with low kicks. Abed Nadir is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things. A nice leg kick lands there from Muntz. Nadir forces Muntz back against the cage and clinches. A right hand to the body from Muntz.
Muntz breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up. Nadir tries to clinch but Muntz moves away and Muntz counters with a straight punch to the midsection. Nadir is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight. Some bone on bone action there as Nadir checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one. Nadir is looking to counter with a shot to the body. Muntz misses the jab. Muntz is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Nadir. Nadir shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Muntz defends it nicely.
That's one minute gone in the round. Muntz chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Nadir can pounce on him.
Nadir on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those. Muntz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Muntz darts in and out, connecting with a jab. Muntz misses with a kick to the body.
Nadir doesn't manage to clinch there - Muntz circles away.
A little jabbing left from Muntz on the counter but it doesn't find it's target. Muntz lands a leg kick that knocks Nadir off balance momentarily. Nelson Muntz seems to be getting the better of the standup. Muntz walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush. Nadir throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Muntz's waist but Muntz gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Nadir off to one side. That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Abed Nadir. That's going to take a lot out of him. Muntz looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round. Nadir looks to land a combination but Muntz avoids it well. Muntz throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd. Nadir tries to close the distance and clinch but Muntz swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away. Muntz will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Muntz lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise. Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd. Muntz looks to land a right hand but Nadir moved out of range. Nadir appears to be looking for a counter takedown. Muntz pushing out the jab but it's not landing. Nadir is looking to take this fight into the clinch. Nadir closes the distance and clinches up with Muntz, looking for a takedown. Nadir pushes Muntz against the cage but Muntz circles to the side and manages to break the clinch. Muntz fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Nadir has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage. Muntz moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot. Muntz works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance. Muntz checks a low kick from Nadir. Nadir looks to land a left hand but Muntz moved out of range nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round. Nadir tries to clinch but Muntz moves out of range. A jab from Muntz misses. Nadir was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger. Nadir works over Muntz's head and body with a nice combination. Nadir misses with the combination.
A decent looking cross lands there for Muntz. Nadir gets the takedown into side control. Muntz is not content to let Nadir control the position. Nadir cracks Muntz with a big elbow. Muntz defending against the ground and pound. Nadir looking to punish the body of his opponent here but Muntz is avoiding damage well.
That's four minutes gone in the round. The crowd are loving this. Great action here. The ground and pound from Nadir seems to be hitting the mat more than his opponent. Muntz is trying to improve his position. Nadir lands some shots froms side control. Nadir wants to lay and pray for a moment but Muntz keeps working. Nadir working the ground and pound. Nadir lands a few punches from side control. Nadir scoring with punches from side control. Muntz tries to get back to half guard but can't. Muntz struggling a bit here. Muntz tries to buck Nadir off but Nadir is having none of it.
And that's the end of the fight! I would just about give that final round to Nelson Muntz. I think Muntz has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision. Judge Paul Gruel scores the fight 28:29 Judge Jeff Smith scores the fight 28:29 Judge Colin Fray scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Nelson Muntz! Nelson Muntz decided to go for the less than humble approach in his post fight interview, telling everyone how he is going to conquer the world. The crowd seemed to like it when really that sort of approach could have gone either way.
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energy
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pop
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