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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Wooden Pencil (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Stonedberg (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pencil kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Full Retard. Michael Stonedberg is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.
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193 lbs
35 - 20 - 0 |
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197 cm
38
200 lbs
28 - 19 - 0 |
Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
35 - 20 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Wooden Pencil!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
28 - 19 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Michael Stonedberg!
The judges for this bout are Frank Antenori, Jack Bonds and Don Winkell.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Stonedberg misses with a head kick.
As Stonedberg backs away, Pencil returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Pencil scores with a leg kick.
Pencil bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Stonedberg smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Pencil's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Stonedberg connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Pencil scrambles back to his feet.
Stonedberg ducks under a wild hook from Pencil.
Stonedberg stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Stonedberg has managed to clinch.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Pencil has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Stonedberg lands a nice shot to the body.
Pencil has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.
Pencil blocks a body shot from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonedberg tries a body shot but Pencil blocks it.
A short uppercut from Stonedberg.
Pencil prevents a body shot from Stonedberg.
Pencil breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
A telegraphed right hand from Stonedberg misses the target.
Pencil seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Stonedberg throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Pencil counters with a straight right hand.
Stonedberg throws a body kick that misses.
Stonedberg misses with the body kick
and Pencil counters with a stiff right hand.
Pencil drops his hands momentarily and Stonedberg takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Stonedberg tries to work over Pencil's front leg with a kick but Pencil checks it.
Pencil throwing a counter right hand but Stonedberg manages to avoid it.
Pencil moves out of range as Stonedberg strikes.
It looked like Pencil wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Stonedberg misses with a looping left.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A bone on bone clash there as Stonedberg blocks the leg kick.
Despite the aggression on Stonedberg's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Pencil on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Pencil ducks under a wild hook from Stonedberg.
Pencil feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Pencil checks a leg kick nicely.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Stonedberg misses with a straight left.
A leg kick checked by Pencil.
A little feinted left hand from Pencil on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Stonedberg throws a shot from downtown. Pencil moves away and avoids it.
Pencil was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Stonedberg lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Stonedberg misses with a head kick.
Pencil feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Stonedberg misses with a low kick as Pencil jumps back.
Pencil half committed to a counter leg kick.
Nice defenses there by Pencil.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonedberg on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Pencil. Pencil obviously looking to wear him down.
Stonedberg looks to land a combination but Pencil avoids it well.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
A chopping leg kick lands by Stonedberg.
Pencil misses with a looping left.
Stonedberg tries a quick counter leg kick but Pencil is wise to it.
Stonedberg keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Pencil takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Stonedberg's jab looks to have found its range, popping Pencil under the eye.
Stonedberg thuds his right hand into Pencil's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Michael Stonedberg seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Stonedberg throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Stonedberg throws a body kick that misses.
Pencil swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Stonedberg lands with a nice body punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Pencil walks forward, straight into a front kick from Stonedberg.
Stonedberg is using his reach advantage to land shots from outside his opponent's range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Stonedberg is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Stonedberg lands a jab. Then a cross. Then finally a nice hook to the body. Good work there by Stonedberg.
Stonedberg throws the kick towards the body but Pencil avoids it.
It looked like Pencil wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Pencil slips under a jab from Stonedberg.
Pencil appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Pencil connects with a nice looking jab.
Stonedberg displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pencil throws out the jab.
A jab from Stonedberg misses.
Pencil is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Stonedberg.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Stonedberg.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Michael Stonedberg dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.
Pencil lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Pencil is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Jab by Stonedberg.
Pencil staying out of range there.
Stonedberg lands a nice looking body kick.
Stonedberg tries to clinch up.
It looked like Pencil wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Stonedberg looks to throw the jab but Pencil is out of range.
Stonedberg tries to close the distance and clinch up but Pencil swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little feinted left hand from Pencil on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A left lands for Stonedberg.
Pencil slips under a jab.
Pencil was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Pencil takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonedberg connects with a single shot there.
Pencil is rocked!
Stonedberg wants to clinch up but Pencil keeps it at a distance.
Stonedberg bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Oh Pencil is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Look low, kick high! Stonedberg uses the oldest trick in the book to send Pencil tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Stonedberg is absolutely delighted - when Pencil wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:22 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Michael Stonedberg!
A very excited looking Michael Stonedberg made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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