PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Bobby Bones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Rect Umm (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bones
vs
Umm

195 cm
20
212 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

200 cm
20
215 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

Solid Muay Thai
Granite chin

Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Humanoid Nutrition (160Q for 180$)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the light heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bobby Bones!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Rect Umm!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Stewart Dunkirk and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Umm manages to avoid it.
Umm is looking for the big counter here.
Umm looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Umm's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Bones connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Umm scrambles back to his feet.
Bones misses with a left hand
and Umm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Umm lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Bones at a distance.
Bones tries to clinch up.
Bones throws a shot from downtown. Umm moves away and avoids it.
Umm looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bones definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Umm fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Bones, as that shot connected.
Umm uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bones.
Bones missing with a left hand there. Umm was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Umm swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Umm takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bones throws an off balance right hand
and Umm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Umm lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice uppercut there from Bones.
Bones moves out of range as Umm strikes.
Bones walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Bones walks into a left hand.
Bones looks to throw the jab but Umm is out of range.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Umm! But no joy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones misses with a left hand
and Umm cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
A jab from Umm does it's job there.
Umm defending well as Bones loads up on a big left hand.
A little jabbing left from Umm on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bones pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Umm looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Bones misses with a looping left.
Umm misses with a hook. Bones ducked under it nicely.
Good exchange - Bones coming out on top.
Umm takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Umm scores with a one two! Bones had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Umm uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bones.
Umm steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bones.
Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Umm swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Umm swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Bones moves forwards but Umm connects with a nice, crisp jab.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Umm pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Umm swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Umm misses with an uppercut. Bones saw that one coming.
Bones is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Umm jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bones jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Umm throws a looping overhand right but Bones ducks down to avoid it.
Umm connects with a good right hand that stumbles Bones. Bones circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Bones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Bones throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Umm on the side of the head.
Umm scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

Bones moves into the clinch.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Umm is trying to force a seperation but Bones has the dominant position.
A head punch on the inside from Bones fails to land.
Bones throws a head punch that misses.
Bones misses with a punch on the inside.
Umm lands a nice uppercut.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bones doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Umm blocking some punches.
Umm is trying to break free.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Rect Umm will probably get the nod.
That's time! Bones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Umm ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Bones slips a straight right by Umm.
Bones connects with a right hand. Umm shakes it off.
Bones gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bones misses with a hook.
Umm throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bones sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Umm lands with a nice combination. Bones backs away looking to recover.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Umm misses with a looping right.
Bones slips a straight right by Umm.
Umm waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Bones.
Bones slips a jab and a cross from Umm.
Bones was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Umm lands a nice shot that snaps Bones's head back.
Bones misses with a looping left.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bones fails in his attempt to clinch.
Umm looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bones misses with a straight right.
Bones blocks a jab.
As Umm tries to get set, Bones tries to push him back and clinch up but Umm manages to avoid the attempt.
Umm slips under a jab.
Umm throws a body punch but Bones moves out of range.
Rect Umm seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Umm circles away from the clinch attempt
and Umm counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones throws a jab when Umm was well out of range.
Bones tries to clinch there but Umm circles away.
Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Umm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Umm slips under a jab from Bones.
Bones takes a swing at Umm's ribcage but misses.
Good shot there by Bones.
Umm throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bones.
Bones misses with a looping right.
Bones moves out of range as Umm strikes.
Bones misses with a straight right.
Bones slips a straight right by Umm.
Umm cracks Bones with a right hand to the side of the head.
Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up but Umm swats him away and circles back towards the center.
A little jabbing left from Umm on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Umm misses with a hook. Bones ducked under it nicely.
Bones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Umm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bones uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Umm.
Bones moves out of range of the strikes.
Umm is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
Umm throws out a loose jab but Bones uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bones tries to clinch up
and Umm counters with a stiff right hand.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Umm throws a right and a left that both miss.
Umm lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Umm fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Bones on the side of the head.
Umm lands a body shot.
Bones misses with a looping left.
Umm just misses with a punch to the body.
Bones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Umm sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Umm looks to throw the jab but Bones is out of range.
Umm cracks a nice hook into Bones's ribs.
Umm throws a hook but Bones avoids it easily.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Umm keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bones.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rect Umm showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

Umm misses with a body shot.
Bones throwing a counter right hand but Umm manages to avoid it.
Bones throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Umm jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bones thuds his right hand into Umm's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Umm with a hook.
Umm connects with a jab.
Bones avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bones looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.

Bones moves into the clinch.
Bones tries to throw a body punch but Umm avoids it by throwing Bones back against the ropes.
Umm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bones tries to work over Umm's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Umm blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Umm lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Umm takes a shot to the head.
Umm throws a head punch that misses.
Bones throws a punch but it's blocked by Umm.
Bones has a couple of punches blocked by Umm.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Umm doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Umm misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Umm fails to land.
Umm tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Umm pushes Bones back against the ropes and unloads with a body punch.
Bones lands a left hand that snaps the head of Umm backwards.
Bones misses with a body punch.
Bones tries a body shot but Umm blocks it.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bones misses with a hook to the ribs.

Umm breaks the clinch.
Umm misses with a straight right.
Umm misses with a straight left.
Bones misses with a hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bones looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Umm throws a jab but it's blocked by Bones.
Bones tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
A little jabbing left from Umm on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Bones waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Umm.
Bones gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Bones is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Umm misses with a shot to the body
and Bones counters with a straight right hand.
Umm ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Bones tries to close the distance and clinch up against the ropes but Umm paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for Umm.
Bones misses with a straight right.
Umm rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bones moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bones rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Umm counters with a nice uppercut.
Umm bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Umm moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Bones bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
Umm bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Rect Umm really dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Bones fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Umm manages to avoid it.
A countering left hand to the body from Umm misses.
Umm cracks Bones with an open hand slap.
Umm moves out of range as Bones strikes.
Umm looks to land a right hand but Bones moved out of range.

Umm tries to keep at a distance but Bones has taken the fight into the clinch.
Bones lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Umm.
Umm lands a body shot.
Umm tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Umm swings wildly with an uppercut but Bones uses good head movement to avoid it.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Umm.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones can't find room to land a body shot as Umm controls the action.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Umm swings wildly with an uppercut but Bones uses good head movement to avoid it.
A short right from Umm on the inside.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones lands a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Bones fails to land.
A right hook to the body lands for Umm.
Bones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Umm pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Bones misses with an uppercut
and Umm counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Umm moves away from the strike by Bones.
Umm smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Bones throws a jab but it's blocked by Umm.
Bones throws a lazy right hand but Umm sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Umm throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Umm.
Umm throws a poor cross that misses
and Bones counters with a nice uppercut.
Umm misses with a hook.
A little feinted left hand from Bones on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Bones on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bones throws out a powerful jab.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Umm lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Umm moves forwards but Bones connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Nice defenses there by Umm.
Bones throws a hook but Umm avoids it easily.
Umm misses with a straight right.
Bones misses with a body shot.
Umm looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Bones fails with an attempt to clinch.
Umm unleashes a big counter combination but Bones bobs and weaves and avoids any damage.
Bones slips a straight right by Umm.
A jab from Umm misses.

Bones has closed the distance and engaged Umm in a clinch.
Umm lands a right hand.
Bones goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bones misses with a body punch.
Bones swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Umm digs a right hand underneath Bones's ribcage. Bones let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Bones lands a hook to the side of the head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

A close fourth round but Rect Umm will probably get the nod - 10:9.
That's time! Bones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Bones swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Bobby Bones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Umm slips under a jab from Bones.
Bones throws a lazy uppercut
and Umm counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Bones thinking.
Umm throws out a powerful jab.
Bones thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bones is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Umm.
Umm doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Umm misses with a wild body shot.
Bones throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Umm sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Umm lands a slapping body shot.
Bones ducks under a wild hook from Umm.
Umm loads up on a big right hand but Bones slips the punch.
Umm swinging wildly here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bones takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Bones clinches up with Umm and pushes him back against the ropes.
Bones can't find room to land a body shot as Umm controls the action.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bones keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Umm's efforts to push away.
Umm has a couple of punches blocked by Bones.
Umm misses with a hook from the clinch.
Umm lands a right hand.
Bones misses with the head strike.
Bones scores with a hook to the body.
Bones digs a right hand into Umm's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Umm's gas tank.
Umm takes a shot to the head.
Bones cracks Umm with a nice body shot.
Bones fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bones scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters clinched against the ropes, Bones creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bones lands a shot to the body.
Umm is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
A short uppercut from Bones.
Bones misses with a punch on the inside.
Bones has a couple of punches blocked by Umm.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Umm fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice left hand lands by Bones.
Bones tries to throw a body punch but Umm avoids it by throwing Bones back against the ropes.
Umm working aggressively here.
Umm prevents a body shot from Bones.
Bones takes a shot to the head.
Umm fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bones lands an uppercut.
Bones scores with a nice hook to the head.

It looks like Rect Umm has been cut.
Bones misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Bones misses with some punches.
Umm misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bones throws a punch but it's blocked by Umm.
A short uppercut from Umm.
Bones misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bones makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Bones.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bobby Bones showed his dominance in that final round.
I think Umm has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Frank Dennis scores the fight 46:49
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 46:49
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 47:49

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Rect Umm!
Rect Umm is the new light heavyweight champion!
Our winner, Rect Umm, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.