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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Biggus Dickus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Gacy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). John Gacy has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Biggus Dickus's chin.
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270 lbs
0 - 1 - 0 |
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230 lbs
5 - 7 - 2 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
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BJJ Blue Belt
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Biggus Dickus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
5 - 7 - 2, fighting out of Amsterdam, John Gacy!
The judges for this bout are Nard Betker, Paul Aken and Radbod Blank.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickus shoots for a takedown but Gacy saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Gacy clinches.
Dickus could do with losing a few pounds - he looks very soft around the mid section, to put it politely.
Gacy is working on a single leg takedown against the cage. Dickus can't fight it off and eventually Gacy manages to take the fight to the floor. Dickus looks annoyed but at least he's managed to land in guard.
Dickus wants to stand but Gacy is controlling the position.
Dickus looking to control.
Dickus will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gacy controlling from the top position.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickus preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Gacy with a flurry of punches that miss.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Dickus ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Dickus fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
A countering left hand to the body from Gacy misses.
Gacy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Gacy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Dickus.
Dickus feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gacys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Dickus gets taken down but at least he's managed to land in guard.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Gacy controls the pace.
Gacy lands a couple of elbows.
Gacy wants to control from the top but Dickus keeps moving.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Gacy accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Gacy must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Gacy trying to control the position from guard on top but Dickus is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Dickus being controlled here, momentarily.
Gacy loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gacy wants to pass the guard but Dickus is keeping the position.
Dickus is trying to control the position from the bottom.
The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dickus misses with an uppercut.
Dickus stuffs the takedown.
Dickus with a hook.
Gacy shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Dickus manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
Gacy slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
Gacy got a little sloppy there for a moment and Dickus has worked his way into a loose triangle - can he finish it?! No, Gacy has managed to get both his arms back between Dickus's legs - danger averted.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gacy is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Dickus trying to keep a closed guard but Gacy is proving a slippery customer.
Gacy trying to control but Dickus is working from the bottom.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dickus can't keep his opponent in guard - Gacy advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Dickus taking some punishment here, with Gacy in his half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
John Gacy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!
Dickus works over Gacy's head and body with a nice combination.
Gacy closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Dickus did well to prevent Gacy getting side control.
John Gacy has got the better of the ground game so far.
Gacy prevents Dickus from improving his position.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
We've been informed that Gacy has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Dickus wants to improve his position but Gacy is controlling well.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Dickus wants to control but Gacy is keeping busy.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Gacy lands a nice short elbow.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickus tries to kick Gacy off but Gacy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Gacy is taking a breather. Dickus says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
We may be looking at a referee standup if the pace doesn't pick up soon.
The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Biggus Dickus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A jab from Dickus misses.
Gacy slips a jab from Dickus.
Dickus scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
Dickus scores with a jab to the head.
Dickus throws a good cross that connects.
Gacy avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dickus is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickus connects with a nice looking jab.
Dickus throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Gacy wants to counter the offense by Dickus and move into the clinch position.
Gacy shoots in looking for a takedown. Dickus tries to sprawl out of it but Gacy keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Dickus manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Dickus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Gacy as he jumps to the side.
Gacy shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Gacy showed some decent athleticism there.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Gacy missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Gacy is looking for a kimura here.
Gacy looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Dickus with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Gacy trying to control from half guard but Dickus is working away.
Gacy is nestled in close to Dickus, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Gacy lands strikes from half guard.
Gacy trying to control the action but Dickus is working from the bottom.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Gacy working the head and body with strikes.
Gacy is trying to work for a kimura but Dickus is defending well.
Gacy is trying to control. Dickus wants to improve his position but can't escape this time.
Dickus trying to hold on to Gacy's head to control him but Gacy postures up.
Dickus has a hand on Gacy's thigh, trying to get back to full guard. Gacy takes advantage of the position though and mounts him!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Gacy landing strikes from the mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close second round but I would say that Biggus Dickus will probably get the nod.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!
Gacy lands a right hook to the body.
Biggus Dickus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gacy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Gacy moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Dickus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Gacy dives in and scores a takedown into Dickus's guard.
Dickus wants to stand and escape but Gacy is having none of it.
Gacy trying to control but Dickus is working from the bottom.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Gacy is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
Gacy preventing the sweep.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Gacy with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dickus wants to sweep here but Gacy controlling him for the moment.
Gacy engaging in some classic timewasting tactics.
The referee has decided to stand the fighters back up, so we'll restart on the feet.
Dickus scores with a punch to the head.
Gacy darts in and clinches Dickus up against the cage.
Gacy wants to take the fight to the mat but Dickus manages to get underhooks and keep the fight in the clinch.
Gacy prevents the takedown attempt.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gacy gets a nice trip takedown into half guard.
Gacy is controlling the pace.
Gacy landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Gacy thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Dickus's head.
Gacy is keen to just control but Dickus is a slippery customer.
Gacy is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. Dickus doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Gacy.
Gacy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dickus actively working from the bottom here.
Dickus is refusing to be controlled, as Gacy sits in half guard.
Gacy is trying to work for a kimura but Dickus is defending well.
Dickus tries to kick Gacy off but Gacy keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Dickus trying to control but Gacy postures up.
The referee must be thinking about standing these guys back up.
Gacy is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dickus defends it well.
The referee has motioned to the fighters to stand back up. He just wasn't happy with the level of activity.
The step up in weight doesn't seem to be a problem for Gacy. He's performing admirably here against the bigger man.
Dickus misses with a wild combination.
Dickus is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Dickus scores with a nice head shot.
Dickus is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Dickus smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Nice sprawl there from Gacy as Dickus shoots in.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Gacy shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Gacy was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to John Gacy.
I think Gacy has won this one but let's see whether the judges agree with me. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Nard Betker scores the fight 28:29
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 28:30
Judge Radbod Blank scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... John Gacy!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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RATING
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