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Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Walter Sobchak (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dick Doss (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Sobchak comes to the ring accompanied by Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In). Man, I cannot wait for this one!
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Walter Sobchak!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dick Doss!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Wesley Smith and Alan Glass.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doss fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sobchak throws a big shot that misses.
Sobchak throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sobchak scores with a nice head shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doss. Sobchak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doss scores with a shot to the body.
Sobchak throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doss sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sobchak throws a right hand that misses
and Doss counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sobchak misses with a kick to the body.
Doss scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Sobchak doesn't seem bothered though.
Doss lands an overhand right.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Sobchak staying out of range there.
Sobchak misses with a kick to the body
and Doss cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
We've been informed that Doss has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Doss misses the jab.
Sobchak defending well as Doss loads up on a big left hand.
Sobchak misses with a straight right.
Doss uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a low kick but it's checked well by Doss.
Doss misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Sobchak gets off balance looking for a body kick
letting Doss counter with a right hand.
Sobchak throws a low kick, looking for Doss's leg but Doss calmly moves out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Sobchak lands a leg kick that knocks Doss off balance momentarily.
Doss misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sobchak.
Sobchak tried to score with a low kick but Doss checks it.
Doss slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Doss takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Sobchak lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Doss has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Doss and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Sobchak uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doss.
Doss blocks a jab.
Sobchak tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Doss blocks a jab.
Doss moves out of range of the strikes.
Doss misses with a hook. Sobchak ducked under it nicely.
Sobchak is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Doss scores with a sloppy right hand. Sobchak should have avoided that one.
Doss misses with a straight right.
Sobchak misses with a looping right.
Sobchak throws the left hand but Doss avoids the punch easily.
Doss lands a body shot.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A big left from Doss misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doss throws a hook to the side of Sobchak's head but Sobchak sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sobchak feints and then cracks Doss's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Doss down.
Sobchak moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Doss clobbers Sobchak with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Doss lands a jab.
Sobchak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sobchak keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sobchak swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Sobchak swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sobchak takes a jab right on the kisser.
Sobchak fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Doss checks it well.
Doss lands with an overhand left.
Sobchak takes one to the side of the head.
Doss thuds a left hand into Sobchak's body.
Doss is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Sobchak had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Sobchak bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sobchak throws an off balance right hand
and Doss counters with a right hand to the body.
Doss throws a hook but Sobchak blocks it.
Sobchak throws a hook but Doss avoids it easily.
Sobchak thows a left - swing and a miss!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Doss dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Sobchak misses with a straight right.
Doss slips a jab from Sobchak.
Jab by Doss.
Doss getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Sobchak misses with a body shot.
Doss lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sobchak attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Sobchak uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Doss.
Sobchak misses with a low kick.
A lazy left from Doss finds it's target.
Sobchak looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Sobchak moves out of range as Doss strikes.
A little feinted left hand from Sobchak on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Doss wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sobchak on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Doss lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sobchak throws a head kick but Doss moves out of range.
Sobchak lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sobchak will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Sobchak throws a wild body kick that Doss sees coming a mile off.
A little jabbing left from Doss on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A cross from Doss lands.
Doss lands the left hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Sobchak misses the target.
Doss keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Sobchak throws a jab but it's blocked by Doss.
Doss jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Sobchak misses the shot to the body.
Sobchak looks to land a right hand but Doss moved out of range.
Doss has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Sobchak missing with a left hand there. Doss was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Sobchak ducks under a wild hook from Doss.
Doss tries to bum rush Sobchak with a series of wild strikes but Sobchak uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Doss scores with a shot to the body.
Doss throws a jab when Sobchak was well out of range.
Doss looks to land a left hand but Sobchak moved out of range nicely.
Jab by Doss.
Doss misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Sobchak.
Doss is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Sobchak.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doss drops his hands momentarily and Sobchak takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sobchak throws a big shot that misses.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doss scores with a nice head shot.
Sobchak takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Sobchak looks to land a body kick but Doss moved away.
Doss swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Doss misses with a body shot.
Doss scores with the left hand. Sobchak knows he should have avoided that one.
Dick Doss seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Sobchak lands the left hand.
Doss misses with a straight left.
A big right from Doss misses.
Doss keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Doss throws a poor cross that misses
letting Sobchak counter with a right hand.
Doss slips a straight right by Sobchak.
Doss throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Sobchak.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Sobchak uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Doss.
Sobchak misses with a body kick.
Doss takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Sobchak takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Doss showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Sobchak throws the kick towards the body but Doss avoids it.
Sobchak throws a body shot but no joy.
Doss throws a big shot that misses.
Doss tests Sobchak's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sobchak throws out a loose jab but Doss uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sobchak throws an overhand right that lands on Doss's shoulder, as Doss tries to avoid the shot.
Good shot there by Doss.
Doss cracks Sobchak with a right hand to the side of the head.
Sobchak misses with a kick to the body
and Doss counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Nice body punch from Doss.
Doss just misses with a punch to the body.
Doss lands an overhand left. A wild punch that just about connected.
Doss uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Sobchak.
Doss lands a nice hook to Sobchak's body. Sobchak takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Doss lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Sobchak is looking to land body kicks.
Doss swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Sobchak.
Doss slips a jab from Sobchak.
Sobchak throws a jab but it's blocked by Doss.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
Doss moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Sobchak wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Sobchak looks to land a right hand but Doss moved out of range.
Doss scores with a jab to the body.
Doss just misses with a punch to the body.
A slow jab from Doss misses its intended target.
Doss throws a nice looking combination but Sobchak bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
A little feinted left hand from Sobchak on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Doss throws a hook but Sobchak avoids it easily.
Doss lunges at Sobchak with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Sobchak's hand.
Doss scores with a jab. Sobchak acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Nice straight punches there by Doss. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Doss.
Doss staying out of range there.
Sobchak throws a shot from downtown. Doss moves away and avoids it.
Sobchak pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sobchak looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doss connects with the punch.
Sobchak throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Doss jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sobchak misses with a hook. Doss ducked under it nicely.
Doss scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Sobchak swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Doss.
Sobchak throws a wild body kick that Doss sees coming a mile off.
Sobchak throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Doss on the side of the head.
Doss avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doss swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sobchak throws a leg kick
and Doss counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Sobchak ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sobchak throws a push kick but Doss slaps the foot to one side.
Doss steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sobchak.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doss chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Sobchak can pounce on him.
Sobchak slips a jab from Doss.
Doss scores with a hook.
Nice cross by Doss.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Doss really dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!
Doss works the jab nicely.
Doss slips under a jab.
Doss takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Sobchak tries to move into range but Doss moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Sobchak tries to land a leg kick but Doss saw it coming and moves away.
Doss connects with a looping right hand.
Doss steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Sobchak. That one must have hurt.
Sobchak takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Sobchak misses with a leg kick.
Sobchak throws a leg kick
and Doss cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Doss tests Sobchak's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Sobchak lands with a straight right. Doss didn't see that one coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Sobchak throws a body punch but Doss moves out of range.
A big left from Doss misses.
Doss swings for the body but Sobchak moves out of range.
Sobchak staying out of range there.
Doss ducks right into an uppercut from Sobchak.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Sobchak tries to land a leg kick but Doss saw it coming and moves away.
Sobchak comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Doss misses with an uppercut. Sobchak saw that one coming.
Doss lands a jab to Sobchak's midsection.
Doss fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Sobchak manages to avoid it.
As Doss backs away, Sobchak returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Doss blocks a jab.
Doss now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Doss throws a hook but Sobchak avoids it easily.
Doss uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sobchak.
Doss ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Sobchak misses with an uppercut
and Doss counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Doss lands a nice hook to Sobchak's body. Sobchak takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sobchak tries to score with a low kick but Doss moves his leg out of the way.
A little jabbing left from Doss on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Sobchak throws a half hearted mid kick.
It seemed like Doss was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Doss throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Sobchak misses the shot to the body.
Doss scores with a shot to the body.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak is looking to land body kicks.
Sobchak takes a swing at Doss's ribcage but misses.
Doss cracks Sobchak with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doss throws an overhand right that lands on Sobchak's shoulder, as Sobchak tries to avoid the shot.
Sobchak goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doss. Sobchak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doss scores with a nice head shot.
Sobchak on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sobchak tries to land a body kick
and Doss counters with a nice body shot.
Doss throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Doss checks the leg kick.
Doss connects with a crisp jab.
Doss lands a nice shot to the body.
Sobchak throws out a leg kick but Doss moves out of range and Sobchak only half commits.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doss connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Sobchak just misses with a punch to the body.
Sobchak missing with a left hand there. Doss was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Dick Doss dominated that fourth round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
A left lands for Doss.
Walter Sobchak has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
The fighters circling - Doss throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Sobchak looking to land some kicks to the body here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Doss. Sobchak does a little dance to reset his feet.
Sobchak shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Doss throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Sobchak stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Nice defenses there by Doss.
Doss lands a slapping body shot.
Doss stuns Sobchak with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Sobchak misses with a right hand
and Doss counters with a left to the body.
Doss throws a shot to the body.
A big right from Sobchak misses.
Sobchak looks to throw the jab but Doss is out of range.
Doss uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Sobchak.
Doss avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
A little jabbing left from Doss on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Sobchak takes one on the button.
A swing and a miss from Sobchak.
Sobchak is pinned up against the ropes taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Doss lands a glancing blow to the side of Sobchak's head.
Sobchak walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Doss scores with a jab.
Doss tests Sobchak's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Good work by Doss as he checks the leg kick.
Doss swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Sobchak half committed to a counter leg kick.
Doss scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice uppercut there from Doss.
Doss misses with a body shot.
Sobchak throws a big shot that misses.
Doss lands with an uppercut that bounces Sobchak off the ropes and back into range.
Sobchak throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doss sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doss doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
A swing and a miss from Sobchak.
Sobchak takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doss uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sobchak.
Doss appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Nice shot lands for Doss.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sobchak lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Doss walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Doss looks to score with a jab to the body but Sobchak is just out of range.
Doss throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Sobchak on the side of the head.
Sobchak ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doss moves away.
Sobchak throws a body shot but no joy.
Doss lands a jab to the nose.
Sobchak throws a lazy uppercut
and Doss counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Sobchak throws a half hearted mid kick.
Doss scores with a body shot.
Both of our modern day gladiators look out of it here - a gruelling 5 rounds of action taking it's toll on them, no doubt.
Doss uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
A looping hook to the body misses from Sobchak. Doss does a little dance to reset his feet.
Doss lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Sobchak at a distance.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Doss ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Sobchak's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Doss connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Sobchak scrambles back to his feet.
Sobchak moves forwards but Doss connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Doss uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Sobchak.
Doss let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
And that's the end of the fight!
Dick Doss comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Doss has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 45:50
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 45:50
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 45:50
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dick Doss!
Dick Doss is the new super heavyweight champion!
Dick Doss seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.
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